But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
But it's a silly comparison really, it's like comparing apples to oranges.
It turns out, he was already making overpriced toys for assholes
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1. Steve
But I guess it's not fair to compare apples and oranges
Steve: "Hey, what kind of rocks are these Dan?"
Geologist: "They're sex stones."
Steve: "What? Really?"
Geologist: "Yeah. They're just fucking rocks."
So I stuck it in her ass and said "yeah, you like that Steve?"
It didn't protect him from harmful rays
Genie: What is your first wish?
Steve: I want to be rich.
Genie: Granted. Second wish?
Rich: I want lots of money.
where a car has driven through a field, killed several livestock and crashed into a barn. He decides to interview Steve who is struggling to keep his balance and is being propped up by Karen.
"Been out for a few have we mate?" asks the officer.
"Shuure ave mate" grins Steve.
"I realise you are very drunk sir," states the officer, "but that is absolutely no excuse to let your wife drive you home!"
Especially since his name is Steve.
Steve answered, "I wish I was rich."
And the genie said, "What's your second wish, Rich?"
Others say it was simply an homage to Apple's attitude towards battery life.
But i shouldn't compare apples and oranges.
Apparently it protects against harmful rays.
A Steve Job
What's the difference between cancer and the middle class? At least cancer got Jobs.
Don't call me mommy just because I slept with your father!
So what am I supposed to call you?
Just call me Steve, like everybody else.
I wonder what was his other leg was called.
any second now
Just kidding.
"Which one do you mean? Steve, John or the fat one?"
"Thanks!" I said. "But what do you think we should call the baby!?"
Apparently she stood him up.
Well...
Maybe not?
It's hard to compare apples and oranges.
His life HTML5d before his eyes.
Although that isn't really fair to say, since any other corpse would be too.
Puts on sunblock.
Doesn't protect against harmful rays.
It doesn't protect from harmful rays
Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays
A man walks into a Halloween party with no shirt on, only wearing a pair of jeans.
The host says, Well, Steve, this is a costume party.
The man responds, I'm in costume. I'm a premature ejaculation.
The host asks, how's that?
I just came in my pants.
F5
(sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)
With animals in his heart.
she claims to be an atheist but yesterday I got home from work early and she was screaming "OH GOD! YES! YOU'RE SO GOOD!". So I sat smugly on the couch until she came out with my friend Steve. Then I was like "busted! you're not an atheist at all. I don't know what you did Steve but you are a legend"
They might have protected him from harmful rays
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