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173 steve jokes and hilarious steve puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about steve that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Check out this collection of funny and witty jokes starring Steve! From Adam and Steve to Steve Trevino's wife Pamela and best friend Brenda, to Steve Harvey's role as pastor of a church, to Steve Harrington's antics-there's something for everyone! Get ready for some laughs!

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Funniest Steve Short Jokes

Short steve jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The steve humour may include short steve jobs jokes also.

  1. Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump. But I guess comparing apples to orange is unfair.
  2. Steve jobs would have been a better president than Donald Trump. But it's a silly comparison really, it's like comparing apples to oranges.
  3. Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump... But that's comparing apples to oranges.
  4. I always thought that Steve Jobs would make a better president than Donald Trump but then I realized that I'm comparing apples to oranges
  5. A conversation with a genie Genie: What is your first wish?
    Steve: I want to be rich.
    Genie: Granted. Second wish?
    Rich: I want lots of money.
  6. A genie asked, "What's your first wish?" Steve answered, "I wish I was rich."
    And the genie said, "What's your second wish, Rich?"
  7. TIL Steve Irwin had a failed "Crocodile Hunter" sunscreen brand. Apparently it didn't protect you from harmful rays
  8. Some say Steve Jobs died too young. Others say it was simply an homage to Apple's attitude towards battery life.
  9. Steve Jobs would have been a better president than Donald Trump... But i shouldn't compare apples and oranges.
  10. TIL if Steve Irwin had worn sunscreen that fateful day, he would have survived. Apparently it protects against harmful rays.

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Steve One Liners

Which steve one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with steve? I can suggest the ones about steve irwin and steve harvey.

  1. Jobs that don't exist anymore 1. Steve
  2. Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled? It didn't protect him from harmful rays
  3. Just waiting for Steve Harvey to come out and say it's actually Clinton any second now
  4. Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? His house didn't have windows!
  5. Jobs that don't exist anymore..
    1. Steve..
  6. What happened to Steve Jobs before he died? His life HTML5d before his eyes.
  7. Bad luck Steve Irwin. Puts on sunblock.
    Doesn't protect against harmful rays.
  8. Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock? It doesn't protect from harmful rays
  9. Steve Irwin died the way he lived. With animals in his heart.
  10. If only Steve Irwin wore sunglasses They might have protected him from harmful rays
  11. Why did Steve Jobs eat all the cookies? Mac users have no CTRL
  12. If only Steve Irwin wore sun screen. He could have been protected from harmful rays.
  13. The Universal Miss award goes to Steve Harvey.
  14. You cannot compare Steve Jobs with Donald Trump. Apples vs. oranges.
  15. I heard that 1 in every 4 men are gay... I hope it's Steve. He's kinda cute.

Steve Jobs Jokes

Here is a list of funny steve jobs jokes and even better steve jobs puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Okay to tell dead Steve Jobs jokes now? What's the difference between cancer and the middle class? At least cancer got Jobs.
  • Steve Jobs would've been a better POTUS than Trump Well...
    Maybe not?
    It's hard to compare apples and oranges.
  • Steve jobs would have been a better president than Trump. Although that isn't really fair to say, since any other corpse would be too.
  • For the past six years I've been trying to find my mother-in-law's killer... ...but nobody wants the job.
    (Courtesy of Steve Pemberton & Reece Shearsmith)
  • People say that Steve Jobs died too soon. But I think his death was a fitting metaphor for apples attitude to battery life.
  • Why doesn't Donald Trump compare his leadership to Steve Jobs? Even *he* knows not to compare Apples and oranges.
  • A Lot Of People Are Saying Steve Jobs Would Make A Better President than Trump. But that's just ridiculous, it's like comparing apples and oranges.
  • So, bill gates and Steve Jobs walk into a bar... and I got sued for millions because I used both of their names in the same sentence.
  • I feel that Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Donald Trump Then again, that's like comparing apples to oranges...
  • I asked my dad, Can you give me examples of jobs that don't exist anymore? He said, Steve.

Steve Irwin Jokes

Here is a list of funny steve irwin jokes and even better steve irwin puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Although Steve Irwin was known as the crocodile hunter ....he will always have soft spot in his heart for stingrays
  • Steve Irwin would still be alive today if he put on sunscreen It protects you from harmful rays
  • Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin? Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays
  • What should Steve Irwin worn the day he died? Sunscreen. Know why..?
    Because it protects you from harmful rays.
  • I heard they recalled Steve irwin's sunblock lotion. It didn't protect against harmful rays.
  • PETA should respect Steve Irwin PETA should respect Steve Irwin by eating him and using all his parts, not letting anything go to waste.
    That's how my uncle, a hunter, explains "respect" anyway.
  • Did you know Steve Irwin would still be alive if he wore sunscreen? It protects from deadly rays.
  • Steve Irwin put on sunscreen. Too bad it didn't protect him from harmful rays.
  • Apparently Steve Irwin had his own line of sunscreen but it was taken off the market when he died. It wasn't protecting against harmful rays.
  • I heard Steve Irwin has his own line of sunscreen... It's supposed to block the rays
Steve joke, I heard Steve Irwin has his own line of sunscreen...

Steve Harvey Jokes

Here is a list of funny steve harvey jokes and even better steve harvey puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you hear about Steve Harvey's new job? Hawaii Emergency Management Agency.
  • What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic? Heave Starvey
  • And best picture goes to... La La Land - Steve Harvey
  • Did you hear about the big fight Steve Harvey had with his wife? It was a family feud.
  • Did you hear Steve Harvey and his wife got into a fight? It was a family feud
  • And your 2015 Miss Universe is Columbia! -Steve Harvey
  • Family Feud must be a really hard show to work on Steve Harvey is always asking for cervezas.
  • Christmas is always awkward in Steve Harvey's house None of the presents have the correct names.
  • TIL Steve Harvey was the valedictorian of his graduating class. Oh wait, no he wasn't. My mistake.
  • What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common? They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

Steve Bannon Jokes

Here is a list of funny steve bannon jokes and even better steve bannon puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did Steve Bannon call Trump supporters working-class hobbits? Because they're friends with grand wizards.
  • Don't worry about Steve Bannon He'll be alt-right
  • What does Matthew Mcconaughey say when he sees Steve Bannon? Alt right, alt right, alt right..
  • What did Matthew McConaughey say about Steve Bannon's followers? They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.
  • My new favorite drink is a Steve Bannon It's straight gin, but you drink it at 8 am while shitposting on the internet.
  • What are Steve Bannon's favorite flowers? Gin blossoms.
  • What's the difference between Steve Bannon and a functioning alcoholic? A functioning alcoholic does his job!
  • Turns out my girlfriend is racist, and is now arguing that Steve Bannon should have stayed in the white house... I told her: "Well, I'm not saying you're wrong. All I'm saying is you're *alt-right*."
  • What did Steve Bannon have to say about the Holocaust? "FAKE JEWS!"
  • Today is Presidents' Day. However, if all goes according to plan, next year it will be Steve Bannon day.

Adam And Steve Jokes

Here is a list of funny adam and steve jokes and even better adam and steve puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • If there is Adam and Eve, or Adam and Steve. It only seems fair the Eve gets a turn with both... ...That would make it Eve 'n Steven.
  • what did the hat say to the other hat? "you go on ahead."
    I'd like to thank Twitternation, Steve Wozniak, Adam Schefter, @MattGroening and anyone else who helped me achieve this great feat!
  • God said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.. But man.. how many problems would that solve.
  • 'God didn't create Adam and Winston', Says Tenn. Republican Does that mean Adam and Steve have broken up?!
  • In the Bible it was Adam and Eve Not Adam and Steve
  • It's Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve. That's the third time I've had to take this d**... cake back to that wedding cake decorator.
Steve joke, It's Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about steve can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of steve puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Humorous Steve Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about steve you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean pal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make steve prank.

McDonald's fired CEO Steve Easterbrook has already got a new job at Old McDonalds farm

He's their CIEIO

Two whales walk into a bar.

"AAAAOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOAAAAAA, AOUUUUUUAAAA OOOOO," says the first whale.
The second whale replies, "Shut up, Steve, you're drunk."

Nurse walks into the doctors office and says: Doctor, there's a man here who says he's invisible.

Oh that's my pal Steve from the optics lab at DARPA. They're developing electromagnetic metamaterials to use in a cloaking device.
Tell him I can't see him now.

Steve Jobs said his life flashed before his eyes.

Except Apple doesn't support Flash.

A woman staying in a hotel was taking a shower after a long days work when she heard a knock on her door.

She went to the door, looked through the door-hole and saw it was her friend Steve. She wrapped a towel around her and opened the door.
"I finally got my racing licence!" exclaimed Steve.
"Good for you." the woman said, and closed the door, left the towel by the door and got back in the shower. A second knock came, and she saw it was John, another friend of hers. Again she wrapped the towel around her and opened the door.
"I won the lottery!" John said, and the woman congratulated him and went back to her shower. for the third time, a knock on the door came. she looked through the peephole and saw it was Tom, her blind friend. she didn't bother putting on a towel.
"What is it Tom?! This is the third time I have been interrupted while showering!"
Tom gleefully replied:
"I can see!"

Grasshopper walks into a bar

Bartender goes "*hey! you.... we have a drink named after you, buddy!*"
Grasshopper excitingly responds "*no way! You have a drink named Steve?*"

Alien abduction

Harry, Bill, and Steve are siting at the corner bar, when Ted walks in looking distressed. "Ted, you look awful. What's wrong?" Harry asks.
Ted says, "Last night I got really drunk and was abducted by an alien." Everyone is shocked. Bill asks, "What did the alien do to you?" "All I remember is being anally probed." Ted says. Everyone is horrified. "I heard that they'll do that." Says Harry. "What did the alien look like?" Ted responds, "Steve."

"I think I have split personalities",

......Said Steve, being frank.

Chemistry joke about dry ice.

There are two guys: Bob and Steve. Bob is carving "Drink Coke" into a block of dry ice. Steve asks "why are you carving drink coke into that block of dry ice?" Bob replies "I just heard about this thing called subliminal advertising and I thought I would give it a try."

Bob and Steve, two non-Muslim friends...

Bob and Steve, two non-Muslim friends who happen to be lost in a desert. After days of walking without any water or food, they noticed a Mosque. Bob said: "Yes, thank God! I will walk in saying that my name is
Mohamed, and you say that
your name is Ahmed, this way
we'll get some food! Deal?"
Steve said: "No, I'm sticking
with my name."
They walked into the Mosque
and the Sheikh saw them.
The Sheikh asked: "What are
your names?"
Bob said: "My name is
Mohamed."
Steve said: "My name is Steve."
Sheikh said: "Guys, please bring
some food and water for Steve.
And you Mohamed, Ramadan
Mubarak!!

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

An officer pulls up at the scene of an accident

where a car has driven through a field, killed several livestock and crashed into a barn. He decides to interview Steve who is struggling to keep his balance and is being propped up by Karen.
"Been out for a few have we mate?" asks the officer.
"Shuure ave mate" grins Steve.
"I realise you are very drunk sir," states the officer, "but that is absolutely no excuse to let your wife drive you home!"

Mr. Steve Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana.

He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer. Unfortunately, he mistyped a letter, and the e-mail ended up going to a Mrs. Joan Johnson, the wife of a preacher who had just passed away. The preacher's wife took one look at the e-mail and promptly fainted.When she was finally revived, she nervously pointed to the message, which read: "Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here."

Steven Spielberg is casting for his upcoming blockbuster on the history of classical music.

He asks his stars who they want to play. Brad Pitt says, "I want to be Mozart. His pastiche of influences from several European countries has always fascinated me." Tom Cruise chimes in with, "I'd like to be Beethoven. I love the way he handled the transition from Classicism to Romanticism." Arnold Schwarzenegger says, "I'll be Bach."

Steven Hawking came back from his first date in 10 years. His Glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, twisted ankle and grazed knees.

Apparently she stood him up.

So a grasshopper walks into a bar...

The bartender says, "Hey, did you know I have a drink named after you?". The grasshopper says "You've got a drink named Steve!?"

What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

I'm not sure if Steve Jobs got into heaven...

God's a bit touchy about apples...

My girlfriend is so busted

she claims to be an atheist but yesterday I got home from work early and she was screaming "OH GOD! YES! YOU'RE SO GOOD!". So I sat smugly on the couch until she came out with my friend Steve. Then I was like "busted! you're not an atheist at all. I don't know what you did Steve but you are a legend"

I read this joke in a 1974 p**... magazine today.

An elderly man died and went to purgatory. There he ran into a friend his age, who is accompanied by a luscious young blonde. "I'm happy for you, Steve", said the new arrival. "At least you're getting a partial reward in this place while you expiate your sins."
"She isn't my reward", sighed Steve, "I'm her punishment!"

Steve Irwin died as he lived...

With nature in his heart

What if Steven Hawking...

What if Steven Hawking is the real Slim shady, but we don't know because he cant stand up.

A dying lawyer

Steve lies dying, as Jack, his law partner of 40 years, sits at his bedside.
"Jack, I've got to confess -- I've been sleeping with your wife for 30 years, I'm the father of your daughter, and I've been stealing from the firm for a decade."
"Relax," says Jack, "and don't think another thing about it. I'm the one who put arsenic in your martini."

A woman is woken up late one night to the sound of her husband coming home.

He crashes into the bedroom reeking of booze, with a duck under his arm.
"What the h**...'s going on, Steve?" asks the woman.
"What do you think of the pig?"
"That's not a pig, it's a duck."
"I wasn't talking to you."

How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

F5
(sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)

The baby

Woman at a maternity hospital is in a lot of pain, moaning. The man strokes her back, I'm so sorry sweetheart that you have to endure this…  
Don't worry Steve, it's not your fault.

2 whales

2 whales walk into a bar.
First whale says: ooooEEEEEEEEaaaayyyyyuuuuuuaaaaaa eeeeooOOOOYAIIIAIIIEYOOOooooooo
Second whale says: Shut up Steve, you're drunk

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.

Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
God please don't kill Kevin Bacon.

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

"Honey, you're not really nice to your son"

"Which one do you mean? Steve, John or the fat one?"

My mom says I look just like my father.

It's weird that she thinks that, because everyone else says I look like Steve the mailman.

Mommy, could you please make me a sandwich?

Don't call me mommy just because I slept with your father!
So what am I supposed to call you?
Just call me Steve, like everybody else.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar...

Just kidding.

There was a man with a wooden leg called Steve.

I wonder what was his other leg was called.

A little buffalo ask his dad, "How come you kiss uncle Steve the same way you kissed mommy?"

"I'm Bison".

Two whales are in a bar

One whale says too the other "waoooaoooooooaoooowuooooooooooooooowaooooooouooooooooooooooooowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooooowooooooooooaoaooaoooooooooooouoooooooooooooooooooowoowoooooooooooooooaoaooooooowuaoooooooooooowu."
Then the second whale says
"Go home Steve you're drunk."

Steven Hawkings last words were

probably 30 years ago.

I have a drinking problem and I need help.

If Bob has drunk 2 cups of orange juice and Steve has drunk 3, and each cup has the juice of 4 oranges, how many oranges did the buy?

After my wife had given birth to our baby, the nurse asked me, "Do you have a name yet?" I replied proudly, "Yes, Steve!" She squealed, "Awww! That's a lovely name!"

"Thanks!" I said. "But what do you think we should call the baby!?"

My girl friend likes to FaceTime me when she's taking a pee.

I don't think that's what Steve Jons had in mind when he was talking about live streaming.

Two Whales are sitting at a bar

The first whale says "WOOOOOOWWWWWWWOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEE WWOWOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAWOOOOO."
The second whale says "Go home Steve your Drunk".

."

I was at the f**... of my friend Steve and started talking to his widow.

Me: "I'm sorry for your loss, at least he's not suffering anymore."
Her: "He was shot. The doctor said he died instantly."
Me: "I mean he doesn't have to deal with you now"

Genie: "What's your first wish?"

Steve: "I wish I was rich!"
Genie: "Okay, what's your next wish?"
Rich: "I wish I had lots of money!"

Steve joke, Genie: "What's your first wish?"

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