The Best 35 Steve Jobs Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Steve Jobs Jokes and Puns

Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump.

But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.

Steve jobs would have been a better president than Donald Trump.

But it's a silly comparison really, it's like comparing apples to oranges.

Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump...

But that's comparing apples to oranges.

Jobs that don't exist anymore

1. Steve

I always thought that Steve Jobs would make a better president than Donald Trump

but then I realized that I'm comparing apples to oranges


Some say Steve Jobs died too young.

Others say it was simply an homage to Apple's attitude towards battery life.

Steve Jobs would have been a better president than Donald Trump...

But i shouldn't compare apples and oranges.

Okay to tell dead Steve Jobs jokes now?

What's the difference between cancer and the middle class? At least cancer got Jobs.

Jobs that don't exist anymore..



1. Steve..

Steve Jobs would've been a better POTUS than Trump

Well...

Maybe not?

It's hard to compare apples and oranges.

What happened to Steve Jobs before he died?

His life HTML5d before his eyes.

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Steve jobs would have been a better president than Trump.

Although that isn't really fair to say, since any other corpse would be too.

Why did Steve Jobs eat all the cookies?

Mac users have no CTRL

You cannot compare Steve Jobs with Donald Trump.

Apples vs. oranges.

For the past six years I've been trying to find my mother-in-law's killer...

...but nobody wants the job.

(Courtesy of Steve Pemberton & Reece Shearsmith)

People say that Steve Jobs died too soon.

But I think his death was a fitting metaphor for apples attitude to battery life.

Why doesn't Donald Trump compare his leadership to Steve Jobs?

Even *he* knows not to compare Apples and oranges.

A Lot Of People Are Saying Steve Jobs Would Make A Better President than Trump.

But that's just ridiculous, it's like comparing apples and oranges.

So, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs walk into a bar...

and I got sued for millions because I used both of their names in the same sentence.


I feel that Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Donald Trump

Then again, that's like comparing apples to oranges...

I asked my dad, Can you give me examples of jobs that don't exist anymore?

He said, Steve.

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.

Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

God please don't kill Kevin Bacon.

Did you hear about Steve Harvey's new job?

Hawaii Emergency Management Agency.

Kevin Bacon

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.

Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

God please don't kill Kevin Bacon.

I'm not sure if Steve Jobs got into heaven...

God's a bit touchy about apples...

20 years ago we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steve Jobs.

Now we have no Cash, no Jobs and no Hope. I really hope Kevin Bacon doesn't die.

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Steve Jobs said his life flashed before his eyes.

Except Apple doesn't support Flash.

McDonald's fired CEO Steve Easterbrook has already got a new job at Old McDonalds farm

He's their CIEIO

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

And that's why Steve Jobs died of cancer.

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

I'm surprised Apple didn't name their new stylus the Apple Nail so they could put it in Steve Job's coffin

Bill created Microsoft and Steve created Apple

I must say by doing so, they opened a lot of Gates for Jobs.

If Steve Jobs could see what Apple has become today...

He'd be scrolling in his grave!

The newest iPhone 6 Plus has an excellent battery life, thanks to...

...the energy generated by the perpetual motion of Steve Jobs rolling in his grave.

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