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But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
But it's a silly comparison really, it's like comparing apples to oranges.
But that's comparing apples to oranges.
1. Steve
but then I realized that I'm comparing apples to oranges
Others say it was simply an homage to Apple's attitude towards battery life.
But i shouldn't compare apples and oranges.
What's the difference between cancer and the middle class? At least cancer got Jobs.
1. Steve..
Well...
Maybe not?
It's hard to compare apples and oranges.
His life HTML5d before his eyes.
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Although that isn't really fair to say, since any other corpse would be too.
Mac users have no CTRL
Apples vs. oranges.
...but nobody wants the job.
(Courtesy of Steve Pemberton & Reece Shearsmith)
But I think his death was a fitting metaphor for apples attitude to battery life.
Even *he* knows not to compare Apples and oranges.
But that's just ridiculous, it's like comparing apples and oranges.
and I got sued for millions because I used both of their names in the same sentence.
Then again, that's like comparing apples to oranges...
He said, Steve.
Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
God please don't kill Kevin Bacon.
Hawaii Emergency Management Agency.
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.
Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
God please don't kill Kevin Bacon.
God's a bit touchy about apples...
Now we have no Cash, no Jobs and no Hope. I really hope Kevin Bacon doesn't die.
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Except Apple doesn't support Flash.
He's their CIEIO
And that's why Steve Jobs died of cancer.
From PC
I must say by doing so, they opened a lot of Gates for Jobs.
He'd be scrolling in his grave!
...the energy generated by the perpetual motion of Steve Jobs rolling in his grave.
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