The Best 35 Steve Irwin Jokes

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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays

TIL Steve Irwin had a failed "Crocodile Hunter" sunscreen brand.

Apparently it didn't protect you from harmful rays

TIL if Steve Irwin had worn sunscreen that fateful day, he would have survived.

Apparently it protects against harmful rays.

Bad luck Steve Irwin.

Puts on sunblock.
Doesn't protect against harmful rays.

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays


Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

What should Steve Irwin worn the day he died?

Sunscreen. Know why..?
Because it protects you from harmful rays.

Steve Irwin died the way he lived.

With animals in his heart.

If only Steve Irwin wore sunglasses

They might have protected him from harmful rays

I heard they recalled Steve irwin's sunblock lotion.

It didn't protect against harmful rays.

If only Steve Irwin wore sun screen.

He could have been protected from harmful rays.

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PETA should respect Steve Irwin

PETA should respect Steve Irwin by eating him and using all his parts, not letting anything go to waste.

That's how my uncle, a hunter, explains "respect" anyway.

Did you know Steve Irwin would still be alive if he wore sunscreen?

It protects from deadly rays.

Steve Irwin put on sunscreen.

Too bad it didn't protect him from harmful rays.

Apparently Steve Irwin had his own line of sunscreen but it was taken off the market when he died.

It wasn't protecting against harmful rays.

I heard Steve Irwin has his own line of sunscreen...

It's supposed to block the rays

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

So a man says to Steve Irwin How often do alligators mate?

Steve asked: How often do they what?
Man: mate
Steve: what?
Man: HOW OFTEN DO THEY MATE?
Steve: HOW OFTEN DO THEY WHATTTTT????

Steve Irwin died as he lived...

With nature in his heart


Steve Irwin: "Crikey! It's a deadly stingray! Let's poke it worry a stick!"

Deadly Stingray: "Crikey! It's a Steve Irwin! Let's poke it with a stick!"

Why did Steve Irwin fail his computer science class?

String Arrays

Little did you know, but Steve Irwin would have lived if he had put on enough sunscreen.

It would have protected him from the harmful rays.

Steve Irwin died because he wasn't wearing sunscreen.

If he had, it would've protected him from harmful rays.

You know Steve Irwin would still be alive if he wore sunscreen.

Would have protected him from the harmful rays.

Crocodiles are easy.

They try to kill and eat you.

People are harder.

Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.

- Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)

By disrespecting Steve Irwin, PETA has done something many have failed to do

Unite us all as a species

I saw where they pulled all the Steve Irwin sunscreen off the market for false advertising.

It didn't protect against harmful rays.

Steve Irwin loved all animals.

But stingrays had a special place in his heart.

TIL Steve Irwin was trying to market his own sunblock.

The FDA wouldn't approve it because it didn't protect you against all rays.

If Steve Irwin the crocodile hunter was wearing sunscreen that day he would still be alive

Sunscreen protects against harmful rays

Why can't we blame all Stingrays for Steve Irwin's death?

Because hating all of them would clearly be an example of Ray-cism.

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Have you heard? They pulled the Steve Irwin brand of sunscreen off the shelves.

It didn't protect against deadly rays.

My friend wanted to punch a stingray to avenge Steve Irwin

I tell him not all Stingrays are bad, you're being a total ray-cist.

Guys, we really should have seen Steve Irwin's death coming...

... he always let animals into his heart.

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