The Best 21 Steve Harvey Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Steve Harvey jokes. There are some steve harvey blues clues jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these steve harvey herbert puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Steve Harvey Jokes and Puns

Just waiting for Steve Harvey to come out and say it's actually Clinton

any second now

The Universal Miss award goes to

Steve Harvey.

Did you hear about Steve Harvey's new job?

Hawaii Emergency Management Agency.

What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic?

Heave Starvey

And best picture goes to...

La La Land - Steve Harvey


Did you hear about the big fight Steve Harvey had with his wife?

It was a family feud.

And your 2015 Miss Universe is Columbia!

-Steve Harvey

Did you hear Steve Harvey and his wife got into a fight?

It was a family feud

If the voting recount flips the outcome of the election, I have the perfect guy to call Trump and tell him that he's no longer going to be President...

Steve Harvey.

"I have to apologize.....the 1st runner-up, is Trump. The next President of the United States is...Hillary Clinton!"

*DEEP INHALE*

"***WRONG***"

Family Feud must be a really hard show to work on

Steve Harvey is always asking for cervezas.

Christmas is always awkward in Steve Harvey's house

None of the presents have the correct names.

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TIL Steve Harvey was the valedictorian of his graduating class.

Oh wait, no he wasn't. My mistake.

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

Do you know what the Steve Harvey autobiography is called?

Neither does his publisher. He gave it a title, but then took it back.

Steve Harvey cartel joke!

Steve Harvey : Are you sure you read correctly? Should I go back? Tell me what to do!

Gabriela Tafur : You're forgiven, don't worry.

Steve Harvey : You've forgiven me but the cartel has not. They're not handling it the same way.

What would you call a bulimic Steve Harvey?

Heave Starvey.

So, apparently Steve Harvey got a job at the Hawaii Emergency Management Agency.

I always knew Steve Harvey was a menace to Society...

Just didn't know he particularly had it out for Texas.

What do you call Steve Harvey with hair?

Weave Harvey


I'm glad Steve Harvey didn't host new years eve.

I don't think I'm ready for it to be 2017 yet.

"Your GPA last semester was a 4.0"

\- Steve Harvey

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