The Best 10 Steroid Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Steroid jokes. There are some steroid asteroids jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these steroid develop puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Steroid Jokes and Puns

Which drug should dinosaurs never take?

A steroid.

My struggle with steroid addiction has only made me stronger.

How did the bodybuilding dinosaur die?

Asteroid overdose!
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(a steroid overdose)

What do you call a body-enhancing drug from space?

A steroid.

My friend admitted to steroid use.

It takes a big man to do that.


What do you call it when you get ripped from steroid use?

Ill-gotten gains

"Doctor, doctor, I tripped on my shoe and strained a muscle, can I have a steroid to help ease the swelling?"

"Caught a sole?"

What is A-Rod's net worth after the steroid scandal?

Drug on the market

Have you heard about the steroid use in the Olympics?

It's Rusky business.

What's so weird about a steroid addiction?

No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the steroid kross jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working steroid oberyn piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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