Stern Jokes
40 stern jokes and hilarious stern puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stern that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Learn how to make the most of your boat by understanding the importance of stern jokes. Discover the power of using humor to get your point across sternly, how to attach jokes to a boat's hull, and more. Get your boat ready for high seas adventure today with the help of stern jokes!
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Funniest Stern Short Jokes
Short stern jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stern humour may include short stark jokes also.
- What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus? An immediate cessation of funding and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee
- What do you get when you mix Human DNA and goat DNA? A stern police warning and a lifetime ban from the petting zoo
- What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion? A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.
- A chinese couple had a baby The baby turned out to be white. The father looked sternly at the mother and said: "Two Wongs don't make a white."
- What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? A sternly worded letter from the ethics committee and your funding revoked.
- I tried a deadlift for the first time last week... The mortician sternly asked me to leave the morgue.
- What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar? Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.
- What do you get when you cross a shark and a giraffe? A stern reprimand from the bioethics committee.
- What do you get when you cross a lion with an octopus? A stern rebuke from the scientific community and a immediate withdrawal of funding
- During the Second World War, an Italian soldier is captured. But during the interrogation the stern son of Rome did not utter a word... because his hands were tied.
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Stern One Liners
Which stern one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stern? I can suggest the ones about stung and stein.
- What is the strictest part of a ship? The stern
- Spell RED joke "spell red"
LSTER
- Which part of a ship is the most serious? The stern.
- Why was the boat disobedient? Nobody gave it a stern talking to.
- "This cannot be repeated," he said sternly. "This this this this this," I replied.
- What happens to a sailor who stands too far aft? He gets a stern warning.
- Why is the rear end of a boat so tough? It's made of stern stuff.
- Did you know that Bruce Lee had a very stern, no-nonsense father? Serious Lee.
- Why I don't like boats If no one bows, everyone gets stern.
- The thing about boats... If we don't bow, everyone gets stern.
- What do you call a Shock Jock that goes clean? Showered Stern. I'll see myself out.
- Very few people actually have celiacs. They're usually pretty stern.
- I'm like Hank Hill when I'm in an argument. Stern, no nonsense, and my u**... narrows.
Stern Boat Jokes
Here is a list of funny stern boat jokes and even better stern boat puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How does a Navy Captain convince his sailors to stop p**... off the back of the boat? He gives them a stern talking to.
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What funny jokes about stern you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shaft jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stern pranks.
Jimmy approached his teacher
After looking at the syllabus for their next lesson on graphing, Jimmy approached his teacher with a stern look on his face and said, I'll do algebra, I'll do trig, I'll even do statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line!
Single Ladies.
A woman was once buying a very large cucumber, some condoms, and some Vaseline. She gets up to the checkout counter and the cashier says, "I can tell you're single." The flirtatious woman replies, "Oh really, how can you tell that?" The man looks at her with a stern face and says, "Because you're ugly."
Today my son was sent home from school for receiving a hand-job from a girl in his class for the third time this year. Each time this has happened he has been given a stern talking to from the principal and had to change schools.
Tired of constantly moving around, I said to him "Son if this keeps happening
they are going to ban you from teaching altogether."
A man walks into a fancy bar
A man walks into a fancy bar. The bartender says, "Sir, you cannot be in here without a tie." The man walks back to his car and finds some jumper cables, and makes a tie out of them. He walks back in to the fancy bar and gets a stern look from the bartender who says, "That will do, but please don't start anything."
What do get if you cross a Kangaroo with an Elephant?
A stern letter from the scientific ethics committee.
What do you get when you cross a hamster with a polar bear?
A loss of project funding and a stern telling off from the university ethics committee
Little Jimmy was sleeping in class when...
The teacher saw him dozing off and interrupted his nap.
He said in a stern tone: "Jimmy, you know you can't sleep in class."
Jimmy retorted: "Yeah, but if you were a little quieter I could."
After a night out with friends a man comes stumbling home late
He's greeted by his wife looking stern with her arms crossed.
She exclaims "Drunk again!"
He replies "Me too!"
A husband came home to his wife in tears.
I've been insulted, she sobbed. Your mother insulted me.
My mother! he exclaimed. But she lives in a different city.
I know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it.
He looked stern, I see, but where does the insult come in?
In the postscript, she answered.
It said: 'Dear Alice, don't forget to give this letter to George'.
I'm very stern in reminding people to tip generously when they go eat somewhere
Especially somewhere like my house.
A man is struggling with origami,
He calls his teacher over for help,
His teacher reply's in a stern voice
so what's unfolding here then?
So a tough guy walks in a bar...
He goes and takes a seat at the middle of the bar.
He says in a stern voice " Everyone to my left is a bunch of s**...'s ...and everyone to my right is a bunch of q**... "
A flamboyant voice from the back yells " I'm on the wrong side ! "
