Sterilize Jokes
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Funniest Sterilize Short Jokes
Short sterilize jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sterilize humour may include short jokes also.
- I had always thought becoming sterile through testicular trauma was the same as having a vasectomy Turns out, there's a vas deferens
- I tried incubating some chicks but turns out my rooster is sterile. Oh well.
No harm, no fowl. - Eugenics is a disgusting concept We should round up anyone who advocates for it and sterilize them.
- A country just passed a law requiring all cross-gender people to be sterilized. Many of the locals were left transfixed.
- w**... strin humor At the dispensary there is a stain called Aldous Huxley. If you smoke it with your wife she becomes sterile.
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- What did the sterile australian say to his wife that wanted kids Im afraid i cant mate
- I showed my sterile friend a photo of my son. He just couldn't conceive of such a thing.
- Mr and Mrs.. Mr and Mrs Sterile have no children.
- Why was the sterile Grizzly upset? Because he couldn't Bear children.
- Did you know that all milk has to be sterilized before use? Prepasteurous!
- What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered? Vas the deferens?
- What do you call a sterile fruit? A cantaloupe.
- The best watermelons are like sterile men They come seedless.
- What do you call a great but sterile ape? A seedless grape
- Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
- Why don't Jews wash their hands at work? They're already sterile
- Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light? It's sterile and he likes the taste.
- How many kids does a sterile German have? Nein.
- What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a c**...? Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.
- Between being sterile and not having s**..., ...there is a vas deferens.
Sterilize Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about sterilize you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sterilize pranks.
Original Male Sterilization Joke
A guy goes into the doctor for his baby-proofing surgery. He hops up on the table and says "OK, Doc! Let's get this tubal ligation going!".
The doctor looks up, annoyed. "This isn't a tubal ligation!"
"I know, I know," says the guy, "but it's all the same thing, pretty much."
"No it isn't!" says the Doctor. "There's a Vas Deferens!"
What do you call an openly tyrannical government wherein all the female public officials identify as future mothers even though they've been sterilized?
A trans-parent government.
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A man is standing at the office water cooler...
...Talking animatedly telling his coworker he found that his girlfriend was poking holes in his condoms. He elbows the other guy and says "luckily I found out years ago I'm sterile, really dodged a bullet there."
The other guy scoffs "is it really dodging bullets if you're shooting blanks?"
Three guys are doing h**... in a back alley...
The first guy takes an alcohol swab and wipes the needle down, then injects the h**... into his arm. He then passes the needle to the next guy, who swabs the needle, then injects the drug. After taking his drug, he hands the needle to the third one, who grabs the needle and jams it into his arm, without even sterilizing the needle with the alcohol. The other two scream at him, Are you crazy!?? You're gonna get AIDS. The third man merely chuckles and replies, Don't be s**..., I'm wearing a c**...!
You stop and pick up a nice hitchhiking girl. Suddenly she loses consciousness and you take her to a hospital. This is stress.
In the hospital you are being told that she is pregnant and doctors start congratulating you with the future newborn. You explain that just an hour ago you have seen her for the first time in your life, but she starts telling that you are the father. This is a big stress already.
You require for a DNR analysis and they make it. Then the doctors tell you silently, that actually you can't be a father since you are genetically sterile. This is a stress, combined with a relief.
On your way back home you remember, that you have three kids. That's what the real stress is.