The Best 14 Sterile Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sterile jokes. There are some sterile ashy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sterile obstetricians puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sterile Jokes and Puns

What did the sterile australian say to his wife that wanted kids

Im afraid i cant mate

I showed my sterile friend a photo of my son.

He just couldn't conceive of such a thing.

I had always thought becoming sterile through testicular trauma was the same as having a vasectomy

Turns out, there's a vas deferens

Sterile joke, I had always thought becoming sterile through testicular trauma was the same as having a vasectomy

I tried incubating some chicks but turns out my rooster is sterile.

Oh well.
No harm, no fowl.

Mr and Mrs..

Mr and Mrs Sterile have no children.

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

A man is standing at the office water cooler...

...Talking animatedly telling his coworker he found that his girlfriend was poking holes in his condoms. He elbows the other guy and says "luckily I found out years ago I'm sterile, really dodged a bullet there."

The other guy scoffs "is it really dodging bullets if you're shooting blanks?"

Sterile joke, A man is standing at the office water cooler...

What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.

Between being sterile and not having sex,

...there is a vas deferens.

You can explore sterile infertility reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean sterile balls dad jokes. There are also sterile puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

The best watermelons are like sterile men

They come seedless.

What do you call a great but sterile ape?

A seedless grape

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At the dispensary there is a stain called Aldous Huxley. If you smoke it with your wife she becomes sterile.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sterile barren jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sterile conceive piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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