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71 stereo jokes and hilarious stereo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stereo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Stereo Short Jokes

Short stereo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stereo humour may include short sound system jokes also.

  1. What asian stereo type do you hear the most? Personally I've got a Sony surround sound system.
  2. I used to think all black people had boomboxes then I realized that was just a stereo type
  3. The manual in my car says that I shouldn't turn the stereo volume to the maximum. That's....sound advice.
  4. Jesus take the wheel Carlos take the stereo, Manuel get the seats and I'll be the Juan on watch.
  5. One minute you're young and fun... The next minute you're turning down the stereo in the car so you can see better.
  6. I asked a black man on the street if he could come fix my speaker set up, since he must be good at fixing electronics. He told me I used the wrong stereo type.
  7. What do you call an average radio? Stereo typical
    My thirteen-year-old came up with this and I promised to post it to Reddit.
  8. What's your favorite asian stereo type? Personally, I love sony sound system with surround sound.
  9. Sony created two new stereos. One has good bass for black people to listen to rap music. The other has good treble for white people to listen to country.
    Those are two stereo types.
  10. My son told me, The car manual says that I shouldn't turn the stereo up to full volume. I said, That's.... sound advice.

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Stereo One Liners

Which stereo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stereo? I can suggest the ones about surround sound and radio.

  1. Jesus, take the wheel Carlos, take the stereo
  2. Why do Asians prefer Sony? Because it's a stereo type
  3. What are some good Asian stereo types? I like Sony and Yamaha.
  4. Stereo types exist for a reason. Because not everyone wants a Sony.
  5. What do you get if you cross a stereo and a fridge? Very cool music.
  6. I went to a wife swapping party the other night. Came back with a great stereo.
  7. Why do black folk carry around "boomboxes"? it's just their stereo-type!
  8. if I caught mono twice... Would it become stereo?
  9. Black people love boom boxes. I guess it's just their stereo type..
  10. I got an awesome stereo made of cake. It's a gateau blaster.
  11. Can we talk for a minute about stereo types? Home theater, boomboxes, mp3 players, etc?
  12. My favorite stereo-types I know are asian ones. Sony, Toshiba, Samsung, etc
  13. Sony. JVC. Panasonic... there's just too many stereo types.
  14. Is Bose really better quality? Or is it just a stereo type?
  15. These twins I knew in high school both got mono... They got stereo

Stereo joke, These twins I knew in high school both got mono...

Great Stereo Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about stereo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean radio station jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stereo pranks.

Found out my wife gained weight...

When she sat on my face I couldn't hear the stereo anymore...

I bought a CD of ice cream van music.

Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces..

I don't stereotype....

I type with one hand.

There is a stereotype that women can't be funny...

I disagree...ever watched women play sports?

Stereotypical jokes

I keep making stereotypical jokes about my old man and his new Thai bride. He really doesn't find it amusing... and neither does my Dad

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There's only one stereotype I like

Sony.

I wonder if stereotypically romantic Spanish characters...talk in pauses...because they learned...how to speak English...by watching...the subtitles...of romantic movies.

Stereotype

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?
- Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

Stereotyping people because of their religion is not nice.

Whether they be a Christian, a Jew, a Buddhist, a Hindu, an Atheist, or a t**....

stereotypes are like black people

not to be trusted

TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO ME

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!
" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."

A few minutes later, the officer radios in.
"Disregard," he says. She got in the back-seat by mistake."

Couldn't figure out how to set up my stereo system, so I called my dad...

He gave me some sound advice.

Some stereo types exist for a reason...

Like Low-Fi for those who can't afford nice equipment, or Hi-Fi for white people.

There's a stereotype that Scottish men are bad at showing their emotions. This isn't true!

I once knew a Scot who loved his wife so much he almost told her!

I went to buy a new stereo the other day

They were organized by brand and size. Jeez I hate seeing stereotyping these days.

A friend told me that Asians are the best at computer games because they use two keyboards instead of one.

But that's just stereo typing.

I'd been told by everyone to choose Denon over anything else for my new sound system.

Until I realized that's just a stereo type.

Some friends and I were making some blond jokes, until my daughter arrived.

She said Daddy, I cant believe you. You know those are all stereo systems.

Some stereotypes just aren't true, not all gay people are flamboyant and constantly happy

Some of them are l**...

What happens when a stereoid user drives their car?

They get roid rage.

Three stereotypes (one that you don't like) are in this particular situation

The first two act in a normal or clever way, while the third confirms some negative thing you want to think about the stereotype, but in a humorous way!!

Someone broke into my car but only took the stereo system.

It was grand theft audio.

I was having issues getting my phone audio to connect to my car stereo

So I changed the name of my device to "Titanic".
Now its syncing.

What's the most stereotypical Irish name?

Klee Shea

Apparently I've been banned from the gas station for playing 'The Who' too loudly on my car stereo...

I won't get fueled again.

The stereotype that women should only be in the kitchen is awful.

The rest of the house needs to be cleaned, too!

So I did some research...

and Chinese people like listening to music on their phones with earbuds, black people like portable speakers, Mexicans prefer cheaper systems in their home with big speakers and white people like higher end but compact systems...
Sorry, I guess I shouldn't be discussing racial stereo types.

How do you know when your wife has suddenly put on weight?

When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo.

I believe in stereotypes.

Phillips, Sony, Samsung, the list goes on and on!

The stereotype of Persians used to be that they're very cheap.

A Persian man's wife died. After the burial he called the newspaper to write the obituary.
Put 'Sarah died' he said
*Sir, you're not paying us by word, it's a flat rate... you can write a whole sentence if you like.*
Put 'Sarah died yesterday'
*Sir, you can add six more words and I'll charge you for a sentence*
Put '86 Mazda for sale, low mileage''

I saw a used Bose stereo system on sale for for 15$

I asked the guy why it was so cheap and he told me it was a great deal, but the volume is stuck on max.
I thought "well, I can't turn that down".

My daughter just walked into the living room and said

"Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewellery to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother. Well, she didn't put it quite like that... she actually said... Dad, this is my new boyfriend, he supports the Lakers"

Stereo joke, My daughter just walked into the living room and said

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