The Best 43 Stereo Jokes

What Asian stereo type do you hear the most?

Personally I've got a Sony surround sound system.

I bought a CD of ice cream van music.

Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces..

I don't stereotype....

I type with one hand.

Jesus, take the wheel

Carlos, take the stereo

There's only one stereotype I like

Sony.

Jesus take the wheel

Carlos take the stereo, Manuel get the seats and I'll be the Juan on watch.

I wonder if stereotypically romantic Spanish characters...talk in pauses...because they learned...how to speak English...by watching...the subtitles...of romantic movies.

I asked a black man on the street if he could come fix my speaker set up, since he must be good at fixing electronics.

He told me I used the wrong stereo type.

Stereo types exist for a reason.

Because not everyone wants a Sony.

stereotypes are like black people

not to be trusted

Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO ME

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!
" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."

A few minutes later, the officer radios in.
"Disregard," he says. She got in the back-seat by mistake."

Couldn't figure out how to set up my stereo system, so I called my dad...

He gave me some sound advice.

Some stereo types exist for a reason...

Like Low-Fi for those who can't afford nice equipment, or Hi-Fi for white people.

There's a stereotype that Scottish men are bad at showing their emotions. This isn't true!

I once knew a Scot who loved his wife so much he almost told her!

I went to a wife swapping party the other night.

Came back with a great stereo.

I went to buy a new stereo the other day

They were organized by brand and size. Jeez I hate seeing stereotyping these days.

A friend told me that Asians are the best at computer games because they use two keyboards instead of one.

But that's just stereo typing.

Black people love boom boxes.

I guess it's just their stereo type..

I'd been told by everyone to choose Denon over anything else for my new sound system.

Until I realized that's just a stereo type.

Some stereotypes just aren't true, not all gay people are flamboyant and constantly happy

Some of them are lesbians

Three stereotypes (one that you don't like) are in this particular situation

The first two act in a normal or clever way, while the third confirms some negative thing you want to think about the stereotype, but in a humorous way!!

I used to think all black people had boomboxes

then I realized that was just a stereo type

I was having issues getting my phone audio to connect to my car stereo

So I changed the name of my device to "Titanic".

Now its syncing.

What's the most stereotypical Irish name?

Klee Shea

The manual in my car says that I shouldn't turn the stereo volume to the maximum.

That's....sound advice.

Sony created two new stereos.

One has good bass for black people to listen to rap music. The other has good treble for white people to listen to country.

Those are two stereo types.

Apparently I've been banned from the gas station for playing 'The Who' too loudly on my car stereo...

I won't get fueled again.

Can we talk for a minute about stereo types?

Home theater, boomboxes, mp3 players, etc?

The stereotype that women should only be in the kitchen is awful.

The rest of the house needs to be cleaned, too!

My son told me, The car manual says that I shouldn't turn the stereo up to full volume.

I said, That's.... sound advice.

What are some good Asian stereo types?

I like Sony and Yamaha.

What's your favorite asian stereo type?

Personally, I love sony sound system with surround sound.

So I did some research...

and Chinese people like listening to music on their phones with earbuds, black people like portable speakers, Mexicans prefer cheaper systems in their home with big speakers and white people like higher end but compact systems...

Sorry, I guess I shouldn't be discussing racial stereo types.

How do you know when your wife has suddenly put on weight?

When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo.

One minute you're young and fun...

The next minute you're turning down the stereo in the car so you can see better.

I believe in stereotypes.

Phillips, Sony, Samsung, the list goes on and on!

What do you call an average radio?

Stereo typical

My thirteen-year-old came up with this and I promised to post it to Reddit.

I got an awesome stereo made of cake.

It's a gateau blaster.

The stereotype of Persians used to be that they're very cheap.

A Persian man's wife died. After the burial he called the newspaper to write the obituary.

Put 'Sarah died' he said

*Sir, you're not paying us by word, it's a flat rate... you can write a whole sentence if you like.*

Put 'Sarah died yesterday'

*Sir, you can add six more words and I'll charge you for a sentence*

Put '86 Mazda for sale, low mileage''

I saw a used Bose stereo system on sale for for 15$

I asked the guy why it was so cheap and he told me it was a great deal, but the volume is stuck on max.

I thought "well, I can't turn that down".

What do you get if you cross a stereo and a fridge?

Very cool music.

if I caught mono twice...

Would it become stereo?