The Best 9 Stepmom Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stepmom jokes. There are some stepmom stepdad jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stepmom mum puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stepmom Jokes and Puns

Secretary's day is very important to me.

If it weren't for secretaries, I wouldn't have a stepmom.

My Encounter With My Step-Mom

My step mom came to me and demanded that I take all her clothes off. So I took off her blouse. She said, Now off with my skirt. I did, and she continued, Now take off my stockings. And when I did that, she said, Now my bra and the panties. I took them off. She continued, And don't ever let me catch you wearing my stuff again!

So two cannibals are sitting in a forest, and one of them says to the other, "Gee, I really hate my step-mom."

The other one replies "Well why don't you try the potatoes?"

Little Johnny Catches his Dad and Step-Mom Having Sex

Dad: It's OK Little Johnny, I'm just filling your step-mom's tank..........

Little Johnny: Really? Well, you should trade her for a woman that gets better mileage. The Postman already filled her up this morning.

My stepmom fell into a wishing well

I was amazed- I never thought they worked


My crazy stepmom kept knocking on the mall's doors until the lockdown was over.

Unfortunately, she has now been released.

My dad and my step-mom kicked me out of the house today right after I introduced them to my pregnant girlfriend.

Apparently it's taboo to be in a relationship with your step-sister.

Why did the staircase had bad relationship with his mom?

because his mom was his stepmom.

My dad and step-mom went on vacation. He had to come home early and asked me to pick up my step-mom at the airport.

Boy was he surprised when she agreed to sleep with me.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stepmom daddy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stepmom diaz piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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