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Secretary's day is very important to me.
If it weren't for secretaries, I wouldn't have a stepmom.
My Encounter With My Step-Mom
My step mom came to me and demanded that I take all her clothes off. So I took off her blouse. She said, Now off with my skirt. I did, and she continued, Now take off my stockings. And when I did that, she said, Now my bra and the p**.... I took them off. She continued, And don't ever let me catch you wearing my stuff again!
So two cannibals are sitting in a forest, and one of them says to the other, "Gee, I really hate my step-mom."
The other one replies "Well why don't you try the potatoes?"
Little Johnny Catches his Dad and Step-Mom Having s**...
Dad: It's OK Little Johnny, I'm just filling your step-mom's tank..........
Little Johnny: Really? Well, you should trade her for a woman that gets better mileage. The Postman already filled her up this morning.
My stepmom fell into a wishing well
I was amazed- I never thought they worked
My crazy stepmom kept knocking on the mall's doors until the lockdown was over.
Unfortunately, she has now been released.
My dad and my step-mom kicked me out of the house today right after I introduced them to my pregnant girlfriend.
Apparently it's t**... to be in a relationship with your step-sister.
Why did the staircase had bad relationship with his mom?
because his mom was his stepmom.
My dad and step-mom went on vacation. He had to come home early and asked me to pick up my step-mom at the airport.
Boy was he surprised when she agreed to sleep with me.
