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32 stepladder jokes and hilarious stepladder puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stepladder that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Stepladder Short Jokes

Short stepladder jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stepladder humour may include short step ladder jokes also.

  1. My friend was showing me around his toolshed Pointing to a ladder he said, "That's my stepladder. I never knew my real ladder."
  2. I tried being a barber for a while but I just couldn't cut it. Bonus joke:
    Had to buy a stepladder the other day, I never knew my real ladder.
  3. Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop? Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.
  4. I had to use my step-ladder to clean the windows earlier. i don't get on with my real ladder
  5. parents i have a stepladder. sadly i never knew my real ladder.
    from mitch hedberg
  6. *points to something on the ground* This, my friends, is my stepladder. I never knew who my real ladder was.
  7. I don't like my stepladder... My real ladder died during childbirth.
  8. I've just been in the garden with my stepladder Not my real ladder, I don't get on with him
  9. Just four out that my ladder isn't mine. It's my stepladder.

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Stepladder One Liners

Which stepladder one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stepladder? I can suggest the ones about climbing ladder and staircase.

  1. I have a stepladder. I never knew my real ladder.
  2. I have a stepladder... ...because my real ladder left when I was a kid.
  3. I have a step-ladder I've never known my biological ladder
  4. I've got a stepladder. I never knew my real ladder.
  5. I have a stepladder. It's a great ladder and all... but I wish I knew my real ladder.
  6. Someone asked me, why do you have a step-ladder. It's because i never knew my real one.
  7. I just got a new stepladder. I lost my real ladder when I was 6.
  8. Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder? Because it wasn't his real dad
  9. I have a stepladder For some reason, it keeps getting stuck...
  10. I'm so happy to finally have a stepladder! I never knew my real ladder..
  11. What did I say to my stepladder? You're not my real ladder.
    (You're welcome.)
  12. I have a step-ladder... One day i hope to find my real ladder.
  13. Did I tell you how I got my stepladder? My real ladder left.
  14. I have a stepladder. My real ladder left when I was just a kid.
  15. So I recently got a step-ladder It hurts not being able to see my real ladder any more.

Stepladder joke, So I recently got a step-ladder

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Stepladder Jokes

What funny jokes about stepladder you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stairway jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stepladder pranks.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Usually one. Lightbulbs are relatively easy to screw in, although depending on the position/location of said light it may require a stepladder or some sort of object to stand on to elevate yourself. Always be careful when installing electronics, make sure the light switch is OFF before going near it

Stepladder joke, I have a stepladder.