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Too many Maine characters.
I replied, "Surely you must be Joe."
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I wondered why they were doing that. Then IT hit me.
Yeah. X is gonna give IT to ya.
I guess it's true what they say; company loves Misery.
I'm not Joking, he is
In a jar. On the coffee table. (Credit to Stephen King for this one)
Then I lost It.
Because 'Misery' loves company.
It was Shh-it.
Fearless Reader
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When, suddenly, the big moron fell off and into the river!
Fortunately, the little moron was able to stay on the bridge, if only because he was a little more on.
(Joke credit to Stephen King)
No, I'm not joking...
But he's always loved The Shining
I dressed like a clown but he said I was doing it wrong
People said it was a huge Stephen King fan.
and then everyone is like, Maine, we KNOW.
But I can tell you, IT's going down well
T. Hanks: I hate It.
Come to think of it.
No one knew he had It coming.
I told a friend about it. They replied You're joking right?
And I said, No, but he is
He didn't get away with IT.
I've said it before and I'll say it again
When Carrie gets drenched in blood, she runs home from the prom and writes an angry Tumblr post about how triggered she is.
because everyone would think he was Joking.
Now I'll never hear the end of It.
Information Technology by Stephen King
The "Yule float II." Only $1.99 You'll make sure to get your change - if you want to be penny-wise.
He worked at the IT department.
Stephen King's "IT"
In a pro pre-It.
The length
And also one called Owen!
Thats like if every Stephen King book was just the same mad lib filled in differently.
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