The Best 9 Stephen Hawkins Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stephen Hawkins jokes. There are some stephen hawkins micheal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stephen hawkins bannon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stephen Hawkins Jokes and Puns

Stephen Hawkins went on a date, he returned home upset and hurt.

She stood him up.

Stephen Hawkins goes on a date....

he comes back a couple of hours later with broken glasses, grazed knees, twisted ankle.

She'd stood him up.

Why was Stephen Hawkins arrested when he was visiting Uganda?

Because he was looking for black holes.

What did Stephen Hawkins do when his shoes fell off?

He would re-boot

If Stephen Hawkin was the real slim shady how would we know?

Just think about that for a second.


What was Stephen Hawkins favourite sport?

Watching F1

If Stephen Hawkins passes out do you take him to A&E or PC World?

Source: wife's Facebook feed

What was Stephen Hawkins Last Words?

Shutting down.

I got a hand job from Stephen Hawkins just before he died....

... It was a stroke of genius!

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We suggest to use only working stephen hawkins hawkings piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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