The Best 35 Stephen Hawking Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Stephen Hawking Jokes and Puns

How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?


Jesus may have walked on water...

But Stephen Hawking can run on batteries

Everyone is a fan of Stephen Hawking now that he died.

I bet they can't name even 3 of his songs.

There is no God -Stephen Hawking, 2011

There is no Stephen Hawking God, 2018

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Because he can't do stand up

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?


I've tried calling Stephen Hawking many times

I keep getting his answering machine

The other day I decided to buy a Ouija board, so I could get in touch with deceased celebrities that havent crossed over yet,

The only celebrity I could get in touch with was Stephen Hawkings.

I asked him a few questions including why he was a ghost and not gone to the after life yet.

Turns out Led Zeppelin was right all along,

there is a stairway to heaven.

How does Stephen Hawking have sex?

Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace...

First Stephen Hawking, now Avicii?

Tough year for the Electronic community.

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

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What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer broke?

Stephen Hawking has finally released his new book about space.

It's about time, too.

I finally got around to reading that book by Stephen Hawking.

It was about time.

Why can't Stephen Hawking dance?

Because he's white.

It's said that Jesus could walk on water...

Thats nothing! Stephen Hawking ran on batteries

My biology teacher asked me what was the ugliest vegetable IMO.

Apparently, Stephen Hawking was the wrong answer.

Stephen Hawking diagnosed with erectile dysfunction.

It was easy to fix, they just uninstalled his pop-up blocker.

Stephen Hawkings' last paper on space is finally going to published posthumously...

It's about time too.

Stephen Hawking dick joke

Why did Steven hawking never get a boner?
Cause google blocked his pop up !

When my kindle reads Fifty Shades of Gray to me

It's like getting an obscene phone call from Stephen Hawking

Knowledge is Power

They always say knowledge is power, but I'm pretty sure I can beat up Stephen Hawking.

Why does Stephen Hawking date African Americans?

Because he loves to study black holes.

Stephen Hawking can be pretty funny sometimes,

But I dont think he could do standup

I gotta hand it to Stephen Hawking

because he can't catch.

Apparently Stephen Hawking is in hospital after he went on a date last night...

She stood him up.

Did Stephen Hawking have a donor card?

. .Cos I really need bits for my kids go-kart

What's the quietest album in the world?

Stephen Hawking - unplugged

Sometimes I feel like Stephen Hawking in the morning

Because I can't get out of bed.

Stephen Hawking

If Stephen hawking started a company, What would his position in the company be?

The Chairman

What do you call a hand job from Stephen Hawking?

A stroke of Genius.

Stephen Hawking is a very paranoid man

He's always looking over his shoulder.

Stephen Hawking has his first date in a long time...

When he returned from the date, he had a twisted ankle, a broken wrist, his glasses were cracked and there was dirt all over his clothes.

Apparently she stood him up.

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