The Best 7 Stephen Colbert Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stephen Colbert jokes. There are some stephen colbert jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stephen colbert puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stephen Colbert Jokes and Puns

What if Stephen Colbert got involved in a scandal?

It would be called Colgate.

Inauguration Limerick by Stephen Colbert

There once was a man named Barack
Whose re-election came as a shock
He raised taxes I pay
And turned marriage gay
And now he's coming after your Glock

Attempt to set world record orgy falls short of its goal ...

"Not enough people came" - Stephen Colbert

Michelob Ultra joke

Elizabeth Warren: Michelob Ultra is the club soda of beers.
Stephen Colbert: They’re both fucking close to water.

Best Donald Trump Jokes

Donald Trump is so privileged that the first job he ever had to apply for was president of the United States." –Stephen Colbert


Paraprosdokians

*A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. Some paraprosdokians not only change the meaning of an early phrase, but they also play on the double meaning of a particular word, creating a form of syllepsis.*

Where there's a will ... I want to be in it.

I like going to the park and watching the children run around ... because they don't know I'm using blanks. (Emo Philips)

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.

You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing ... after they have tried everything else. (Winston Churchill)

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify:' ... I put 'DOCTOR'.

If I am reading this graph correctly ... I'd be very surprised. (Stephen Colbert)

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

I don't belong to an organized political party. I'm a Democrat. (Will Rogers)

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. (Groucho Marx)

You're never too old to learn ...something stupid.

Do know what a honeymoon salad is?

Lettuce alone and no dressing.

Picked from the Stephen Colbert show.

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We suggest to use only working stephen colbert piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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