The Best 16 Stepdad Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Stepdad jokes. There are some stepdad grandpa jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stepdad mother puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Stepdad Jokes and Puns
Tommy comes back off his holiday with his mum and his step dad and the teacher asks him...
"Hello Tommy, did you enjoy your holiday?"
"I did Teacher"
"And did your stepdad take you out, show you things, go exploring?"
"Yes he did teacher, he took me out rowing 1/2 a mile into the lake every day, and then I'd swim back."
"Oh, well, um, it's an awful long way to swim isn't, 1/2 a mile?"
"Oh no teacher, no, it was easy once I'd got out of the bag!"
A boy says to his step-dad "You're not my real dad",
and his step-dad says "you're right, because I'm here right now".
What's a step-dad?
Beats me.
My stepdad told me it was pointless to apply to med-school because I was too stupid to be a doctor
8 years later and one of us is an unemployed loser with a drinking problem and the other is making six figures and going to Hawaii this weekend to renew his wedding vows with my mom.
After years of my mom telling me to bond with my stepdad...
We finally bonded over a shared annoyance of her forcing us to do bonding activities.
I guess you could call it ironic bonding.
My cat and my paraplegic stepdad are so similar.
Neither like being tossed in the neighbor's pool.
I don't like to call my stepdad my "stepdad",
I like to call him my "faux pa".
My family's last name is 'Expectation'
The entire family is currently in the hospital because of my stepdad, he started with me and said that for once in his life he'd beat all expectations
Step-dad tells his step-son to clean his room
Step-son: Am I going to have to pour hot melted cheese all over myself?
Step-dad: Why would you have to do that?
Step-son: To remind you that I'm NACHO son
So
the new Paranormal Activity 3 is about a ghost who stalks little girls and makes them play with him late at night when the mum and step-dad are not around.
Glad to see Michael Jackson back to his old tricks.
What did my step-dad say before bludgeoning by brother to death with a vacuum cleaner?
Dyson.
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My stepdad hates it when I call him 'fake dad'
He prefers 'Faux Pa'
What's a fun name to call your new Italian Step-Dad?
Papa Guinea
Apparently 1 in 2 marriages end in divorce...
So if your dad hasn't been divorced, your step-dad probably has.
My stepdad hates it when I call him Bernie...
He's really sensitive a about his scars...
Happy Thanksgiving! H/t to my stepdad who asked me, "what's the capital of France?"
"F"
I love you, stepdad.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stepdad mom jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working stepdad stepfather piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.