Step Stool Jokes
21 step stool jokes and hilarious step stool puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about step stool that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short step stool jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The step stool humour may include short step ladder jokes also.
- What's the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer? The former is a ladder and the latter is a former.
- Two men are discussing how they'll reach a lightbulb that needs to be changed. Man 1: would you like the ladder or the step stool?
Man 2: I prefer the ladder.
Man 1: ok, step stool it is. - A man was in a department store trying to decide between a step stool and a ladder... He chose the latter.
- I took a sculpting class, but left my receipt either with the sculptor or on the step stool. It's with either the former or the ladder.
- My friend needed to get onto the roof of his house, so I gave him the choice between a step stool and two bars with some rungs between them. He chose the ladder.
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Step Stool One Liners
Which step stool one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with step stool? I can suggest the ones about stool and step.
- What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school? Submitting a stool sample.
- I have a step-stool because I never knew my real stool ^
- What do you call it when your Stepmother poops? A Step-Stool
- My kids need a step stool. They're real stool abandoned them when they were young.
- What did the ladder say to the step stool? Hello my step brother
- I have a step-stool and never met my real stool
Step Stool Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about step stool you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fell stairs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make step stool pranks.
Still my favorite joke I ever made up. :)
A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks he starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoordinated). He reaches for a cigarette, but the bartender stops him. "Sorry, buddy, but due to city ordinances we don't allow smoking in here. You'll have to step outside to smoke."
So the monocle hops off the bar stool and grabs his cigarettes to head outside. Meanwhile a second monocle emerges from the bathroom. They bump into each other as they cross paths and fall to the floor, hopelessly entangled. They try to get free but the more they struggle, the more tangled they become.
The bartender looks down on this travesty and shakes his head. "Hey you two!" he shouts. "Stop making spectacles of yourselves!"
Since most of us are stuck / bored in quarantine here are my top ways you can get high at home.
1. A ladder - This will get you the highest, no doubt.
2. A step stool - This won't get you as high but it is good for a quick, short high.
3. A Barstool - this one is a but more trippy and unsafe, but can work if you don't have safer ways to get high.
An elderly woman called the police to report that a man was in the apartment across the courtyard, dancing around his apartment with the windows open, completely n**...
When the officers arrived at her address, she led them to the window overlooking the courtyard and pointed across to a window on the building across the way.
"Ma'am... I'm sorry, but I can't see anything," said one of the officers.
The lady responded, "Here, stand up on this step stool and look..."
A monocle walks into a bar.
After a few drinks he starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoordinated). He reaches for a cigarette, but the bartender stops him. "Sorry, buddy, but due to city ordinances we don't allow smoking in here. You'll have to step outside to smoke."
So the monocle hops off the bar stool and grabs his cigarettes to head outside. Meanwhile a second monocle emerges from the bathroom. They bump into each other as they cross paths and fall to the floor, hopelessly entangled. They try to get free but the more they struggle, the more tangled they become.
The bartender looks down on this travesty and shakes his head. "Hey you two!" he shouts. "Stop making spectacles of yourselves!"