The Best 76 Step Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Step jokes. There are some step stair jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these step pace puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Step Jokes and Puns
I saw two kids fighting on the elementary school playground and being the only adult around, I had to step in...
Little bastards didn't stand a chance…
I have a step ladder
its a nice ladder, but I wish I knew my real ladder.
If you're thinking about joining Hypochondriacs Anonymous remember...
The first step is admitting you don't have a problem.
Why can't Stephen Hawking dance?
Because he's white.
Instructions for falling down stairs...
Step 1
Step 2
Step 4
Step 8
I bought a book on how to build stairs
Its a step by step guide
I have a step ladder
I never met my real ladder .
I stepped on a rusty Lego the other day...
I'm worried I might have contracted Tetris.
Step on a crack, break your momma's back!
So then I went on a walk with my family. I stepped on a crack, looked at my mom, and said "Why didn't your back break, mom?"
"You're adopted."
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer broke?
Russia's Three Steps to Homework
Step 1. Putin it off
Step 2. Stalin
Step 3. Russian to finish
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Step 1: Be named Muhammed. Step 2: Get some followers.
Step 3: Prophet.
How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?
F5
Shout out to my arms for always being by my side...
& my legs for being there every step of the way
a stepfather walks in on his stepdaughter
a stepfather walks into his stepdaughter's room, as he walks in he sees his stepdaughter pleasuring herself with a cucumber, in disgust he leaves her room as fast as possible
he then says,"dammit I was gonna eat that!..................
now it will taste like cucumber"
I asked my Dad if we could get any pets...
He said pets are just a step backwards.
Instructions for falling down the stairs:
Step 1, step 6, step 7, step 8, step 12.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace...
Just saw two elementary school kids in a fistfight...
So as an adult, I had to step in.
They didn't stand a chance.
I built a staircase using an online tutorial!
When I finished I thought something looked wrong so I went back to look at the instructions. I missed a step.
How to Fall Down the Stairs
Step 1
Step 2
Step 5
Step 9
Step 12
Floor
What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?
Nothing.
I have a stepladder...
...because my real ladder left when I was a kid.
How to fall down stairs
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 11, 12
Saw my ex-gf being beaten up by 4 guys, so as a human being I had to step in and help..
She didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us
Why is Stephen Hawking successful?
He can't run away from his responsibilities.
Stephen Hawking has finally released his new book about space.
It's about time, too.
Buzz Aldrin was the second man to step foot on the moon.
Neil before him. Neil.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?
Because he can't do stand up
I have a stepladder.
I never knew my real ladder.
Why I Joined the Air Force
The DOD was conducting an all service briefing and the leader posed this question.
What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?
A sailor said, I'd step on it.
A soldier said, I'd squash it with my boot.
A marine said, I'd catch it, break the stinger off, and eat it.
An Airman said. I'd call room service and find out why there's a tent in my room.
What does a grape say when you step on it?
Nothing. It just lets out a little wine.
How to fall down stairs
* Step 1
* Step 2
* Step 4
* Step 15
People are like trashcans
When you step on their feet, their mouth opens.
Tommy comes back off his holiday with his mum and his step dad and the teacher asks him...
"Hello Tommy, did you enjoy your holiday?"
"I did Teacher"
"And did your stepdad take you out, show you things, go exploring?"
"Yes he did teacher, he took me out rowing 1/2 a mile into the lake every day, and then I'd swim back."
"Oh, well, um, it's an awful long way to swim isn't, 1/2 a mile?"
"Oh no teacher, no, it was easy once I'd got out of the bag!"
A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs"...
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11...
Ebay needs to step their game up.
I searched for a cigarette lighter and 15,000 matches came up.
This is my step ladder...
I never knew my real ladder...
The boss of a small company has two employees, Jack and Jill…
Just recently the company has been doing badly, so the boss decides one of them must go.
Arriving at his office on Monday, the first person he sees is Jill, so he asks her to step into his office and explains his dilemma.
"Look Jill, I'm afraid I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off."
Jill replies, "You'll have to jack off then, 'cause I've got a headache."
When you die, you come one step closer to God.
You don't exist.
What's the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer?
The former is a ladder and the latter is a former.
I saw a guy getting jumped by 4 people so I decided to step in and help...
That guy stood no chance against the 5 of us.
Stephen Hawking diagnosed with erectile dysfunction.
It was easy to fix, they just uninstalled his pop-up blocker.
Instructions how to fall down stairs:
Step 1
Step 2
Step 4
Step 14
An idiot has a mirror in his closet
He wakes up one night and opens the closet and he sees himself. Scared, he quickly calls the cops
"Police! There's a burglar in my closet, come quickly!"
A police man arrives at the idiots house and opens the closet and finds the mirror. He takes a step back and slaps the idiot as hard as he can
"Why did you call me when you already had a policeman inside?!"
Studying engineering in school is like World War 2.
The objective is clear, there's an obvious enemy, and everyone is fighting for the same cause.
Interviewing to get an engineering job is like Vietnam. Everybody tells you a different objective, you're not properly equipped for the environment, and the Asians are always one step ahead.
My girlfriend said she wanted to try lunges.
That's a big step forward.
3 steps to fix anything
1. Try duct tape, if that doesn't work, see 2
2. Try gorilla glue, if that doesn't work, see 3
3. Try J.B. Weld, if that doesn't work, C4
What is the fastest way to become a millionaire?
Step 1: become a billionaire.
Step 2: buy an EA game.
So there I was hard at work
Then all of a sudden my boss tells me to step out of the meeting because I was making my colleagues uncomfortable
Why is Stephen such a neutral name?
Because its pH is in the middle.
First Stephen Hawking, now Avicii?
Tough year for the Electronic community.
I fell off of a 20 foot ladder today at work.
Thankfully I was on the bottom step.
My wife conceived on the staircase
I guess I have a step child now
Saw a group of 4 guys beating up an old guy earlier and decided to step in
He never stood a chance against 5 of us
How to fall down the stairs
Step 1
Step 2
Step 4,6,9,13,18,24
One time I saw 4 kids bullying another kid so I decided to step in
He didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us
How do you get rich in Ancient Greece? Well, step one, become an oracle. Step two:
Prophet.
How to fall down the stairs.
Step 1.
Step 2.
Step 3.
Step 7.
Step 11.
Step 17.
Step by step guide on how to fall down stairs
Step 1:
Step 2:
Step 4:
Step 7:
Step 12:
Step 18:
Step 25:
Hospital
Two men are discussing how they'll reach a lightbulb that needs to be changed.
Man 1: would you like the ladder or the step stool?
Man 2: I prefer the ladder.
Man 1: ok, step stool it is.
My step-sister walked into my room one day and she says, "Hey, big brother... take off my shirt."
So I took off her shirt.
Then she says, "Take off my skirt..."
So I took off her skirt.
Then she says, "Take off my bra and panties..."
So I took off her bra and panties.
Then she says, "If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, I'm telling mom and dad!"
A little boy was in a relative's wedding.
As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR -- all the way down the aisle.
As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit.
The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit.
When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear"
What are the two steps to marrying a country girl?
First; a tractor.
Next; fertilizer.
A guy says to his wife: "Thanks to that new scale you bought, I always know how much I poop!"
Wife: "So you step on the scale before you poop, go to the toilet, step on the scale again and the difference is the weight of your poop?
He: Oh, yeah, I guess you could also do it that way...
What happens when you step on a grape?
It let's out a little wine
Did you know that Stephen King has a son named Joe?
I'm not joking, but he is
How to become a millionaire:
Step One: Be a billionaire
Step Two: Short sell $GME
My step sis asked me to bring her something hard to write on...
Idk why she's so mad, it's really hard to write on scrambled eggs.
I've got a stepladder.
I never knew my real ladder.
Step One. Implant a tiny bomb in your head and prepare the detonation button.
What happens next will blow your mind.
On a bitter cold day, Hank visited Lou
"I had a rough time getting here", said Hank, "for every step forward forward I slid back two!"
"But if you slid back two steps for every step you took forward, how'd you get here?", asked Lou.
"I almost didn't, but then I said to myself 'forget it', and turned around and started back home"
Farmer Joe decides to go down the road to visit his friend Eb.
When he arrives at Eb's farm he hears music coming from Eb's barn.
Going to take a look Joe finds Eb dancing naked around his John Deer!
Taking a step back Joe asks Eb what the heck he's doing?
Eb explains, "Well to be honest me and my woman's been having problems in the bedroom, so we went to see a sex therapist. I'm just doing what she suggested."
"Do something sexy to a tractor!"
A guy goes to the doctor...
... and says "I would like to get castrated".
The doctor is confused saying " Are you sure? That's a big step."
But the guy insists, so the doctor performs the operation.
When the guy gets home his wife asks "Did you get vaccinated?"
He slams his head "ahh VACCINATED"
(Translated from another language)
Man it was really raining cats and dogs today.
Sure hope I don't step in a poodle.
A man drives up to a stop sign and rolls through it.
Shortly after a cop pulls him over. The cop asks, Do you know why I pulled you over? The man says, No . The cop says, You ran a stop sign back there . The man says, OK, but I slowed down though . The cop then asks, Could you please step out of the vehicle, Sir? The man gets out of his car. The cop pulls out his night stick and begins beating him. The man yells, STOP, STOP! The cops say, Oh, you want me to slow down?
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