Step Jokes

Following is our collection of snu humor and stair one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Step puns for adults, dirty stepping on ducks jokes or clean pace gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Step

I saw two kids fighting on the elementary school playground and being the only adult around, I had to step in...

Little bastards didn't stand a chance…

How do you get rich in Ancient Greece? Well, step one, become an oracle. Step two:

Prophet.

Step by step guide on how to fall down stairs

Step 1:

Step 2:

Step 4:

Step 7:

Step 12:

Step 18:

Step 25:

Hospital

Ebay needs to step their game up.

I searched for a cigarette lighter and 15,000 matches came up.

How to Fall Down the Stairs

Step 1

Step 2

Step 5

Step 9

Step 12

Floor


Step 1: Be named Muhammed. Step 2: Get some followers.

Step 3: Prophet.

How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5

Instructions how to fall down stairs:

Step 1

Step 2

Step 4

Step 14

An idiot has a mirror in his closet

He wakes up one night and opens the closet and he sees himself. Scared, he quickly calls the cops


"Police! There's a burglar in my closet, come quickly!"


A police man arrives at the idiots house and opens the closet and finds the mirror. He takes a step back and slaps the idiot as hard as he can


"Why did you call me when you already had a policeman inside?!"

What does a grape say when you step on it?

Nothing. It just lets out a little wine.

Studying engineering in school is like World War 2.

The objective is clear, there's an obvious enemy, and everyone is fighting for the same cause.

Interviewing to get an engineering job is like Vietnam. Everybody tells you a different objective, you're not properly equipped for the environment, and the Asians are always one step ahead.


My step-sister walked into my room one day and she says, "Hey, big brother... take off my shirt."

So I took off her shirt.

Then she says, "Take off my skirt..."

So I took off her skirt.

Then she says, "Take off my bra and panties..."

So I took off her bra and panties.

Then she says, "If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, I'm telling mom and dad!"

How to fall down stairs

* Step 1
* Step 2
* Step 4
* Step 15

The boss of a small company has two employees, Jack and Jill…

Just recently the company has been doing badly, so the boss decides one of them must go.

Arriving at his office on Monday, the first person he sees is Jill, so he asks her to step into his office and explains his dilemma.

"Look Jill, I'm afraid I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off."

Jill replies, "You'll have to jack off then, 'cause I've got a headache."

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Because he can't do stand up

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

How to fall down stairs

Step 1

Step 6

Step 8, 9, 11, 12

How does Stephen Hawking have sex?

Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace...

Tommy comes back off his holiday with his mum and his step dad and the teacher asks him...

"Hello Tommy, did you enjoy your holiday?"

"I did Teacher"

"And did your stepdad take you out, show you things, go exploring?"

"Yes he did teacher, he took me out rowing 1/2 a mile into the lake every day, and then I'd swim back."

"Oh, well, um, it's an awful long way to swim isn't, 1/2 a mile?"

"Oh no teacher, no, it was easy once I'd got out of the bag!"


What's the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer?

The former is a ladder and the latter is a former.

My girlfriend said she wanted to try lunges.

That's a big step forward.

Just saw two elementary school kids in a fistfight...

So as an adult, I had to step in.

They didn't stand a chance.

First Stephen Hawking, now Avicii?

Tough year for the Electronic community.

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

I have a stepladder.

I never knew my real ladder.

I have a stepladder...

...because my real ladder left when I was a kid.

What is the fastest way to become a millionaire?

Step 1: become a billionaire.

Step 2: buy an EA game.

When you die, you come one step closer to God.

You don't exist.

I stepped on a rusty Lego the other day...

I'm worried I might have contracted Tetris.

Why is Stephen such a neutral name?

Because its pH is in the middle.

Instructions for falling down stairs...

Step 1

Step 2

Step 4


Step 8

Saw a group of 4 guys beating up an old guy earlier and decided to step in

He never stood a chance against 5 of us

Why I Joined the Air Force

The DOD was conducting an all service briefing and the leader posed this question.
What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?
A sailor said, I'd step on it.
A soldier said, I'd squash it with my boot.
A marine said, I'd catch it, break the stinger off, and eat it.
An Airman said. I'd call room service and find out why there's a tent in my room.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer broke?

Saw my ex-gf being beaten up by 4 guys, so as a human being I had to step in and help..

She didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us

Two men are discussing how they'll reach a lightbulb that needs to be changed.

Man 1: would you like the ladder or the step stool?

Man 2: I prefer the ladder.

Man 1: ok, step stool it is.

Shout out to my arms for always being by my side...

& my legs for being there every step of the way

Stephen Hawking has finally released his new book about space.

It's about time, too.

I asked my Dad if we could get any pets...

He said pets are just a step backwards.

Why can't Stephen Hawking dance?

Because he's white.

Buzz Aldrin was the second man to step foot on the moon.

Neil before him. Neil.

a stepfather walks in on his stepdaughter

a stepfather walks into his stepdaughter's room, as he walks in he sees his stepdaughter pleasuring herself with a cucumber, in disgust he leaves her room as fast as possible

he then says,"dammit I was gonna eat that!..................
now it will taste like cucumber"

If you're thinking about joining Hypochondriacs Anonymous remember...

The first step is admitting you don't have a problem.

So there I was hard at work

Then all of a sudden my boss tells me to step out of the meeting because I was making my colleagues uncomfortable

What are the two steps to marrying a country girl?

First; a tractor.


Next; fertilizer.

I built a staircase using an online tutorial!

When I finished I thought something looked wrong so I went back to look at the instructions. I missed a step.

I have a step ladder

I never met my real ladder .

I saw a guy getting jumped by 4 people so I decided to step in and help...

That guy stood no chance against the 5 of us.

Step on a crack, break your momma's back!

So then I went on a walk with my family. I stepped on a crack, looked at my mom, and said "Why didn't your back break, mom?"

"You're adopted."

Russia's Three Steps to Homework

Step 1. Putin it off

Step 2. Stalin

Step 3. Russian to finish

I have a step ladder

its a nice ladder, but I wish I knew my real ladder.

My wife conceived on the staircase

I guess I have a step child now

I bought a book on how to build stairs

Its a step by step guide

3 steps to fix anything

1. Try duct tape, if that doesn't work, see 2


2. Try gorilla glue, if that doesn't work, see 3


3. Try J.B. Weld, if that doesn't work, C4

One time I saw 4 kids bullying another kid so I decided to step in

He didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us

People are like trashcans

When you step on their feet, their mouth opens.

I fell off of a 20 foot ladder today at work.

Thankfully I was on the bottom step.

A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs"...

Step 1

Step 6

Step 8, 9, 10, 11...

Instructions for falling down the stairs:

Step 1, step 6, step 7, step 8, step 12.

Stephen Hawking diagnosed with erectile dysfunction.

It was easy to fix, they just uninstalled his pop-up blocker.

How to fall down the stairs.

Step 1.

Step 2.

Step 3.

Step 7.

Step 11.

Step 17.

This is my step ladder...

I never knew my real ladder...

How to fall down the stairs

Step 1
Step 2
Step 4,6,9,13,18,24

A little boy was in a relative's wedding.

As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR -- all the way down the aisle.

As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit.

The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit.

When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear"

Stephen Hawking dick joke

Why did Steven hawking never get a boner?
Cause google blocked his pop up !

What's Kim Jong Un's favorite step of mitosis?

Nuclear division.

Some Muslims were having an argument on my street the other day...

I wanted to step in, but I was afraid it would blow up in my face.

Three men die and go to heaven.

God tells the men that if they do not step on a duck, he will give them a hot wife. The first man goes and steps on a duck and is taken to his ugly wife.
The second man does the same and is also taken to an ugly wife.
The third man was determined not to do anything so he didn't move. Eventually God came back with a hot woman and the man asked, "What did I do to deserve this?"

God replied, "You did nothing, she just stepped on a duck."

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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