Following is our collection of snu humor and stair one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Step puns for adults, dirty stepping on ducks jokes or clean pace gags for kids.
There is an abundance of slack jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 68 funniest jokes on step. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any moonwalk witze you can hear about step.
Little bastards didn't stand a chance…
Prophet.
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Hospital
I searched for a cigarette lighter and 15,000 matches came up.
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Floor
Step 3: Prophet.
F5
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He wakes up one night and opens the closet and he sees himself. Scared, he quickly calls the cops
"Police! There's a burglar in my closet, come quickly!"
A police man arrives at the idiots house and opens the closet and finds the mirror. He takes a step back and slaps the idiot as hard as he can
"Why did you call me when you already had a policeman inside?!"
Nothing. It just lets out a little wine.
The objective is clear, there's an obvious enemy, and everyone is fighting for the same cause.
Interviewing to get an engineering job is like Vietnam. Everybody tells you a different objective, you're not properly equipped for the environment, and the Asians are always one step ahead.
So I took off her shirt.
Then she says, "Take off my skirt..."
So I took off her skirt.
Then she says, "Take off my bra and panties..."
So I took off her bra and panties.
Then she says, "If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, I'm telling mom and dad!"
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Just recently the company has been doing badly, so the boss decides one of them must go.
Arriving at his office on Monday, the first person he sees is Jill, so he asks her to step into his office and explains his dilemma.
"Look Jill, I'm afraid I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off."
Jill replies, "You'll have to jack off then, 'cause I've got a headache."
Because he can't do stand up
Nothing.
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Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace...
"Hello Tommy, did you enjoy your holiday?"
"I did Teacher"
"And did your stepdad take you out, show you things, go exploring?"
"Yes he did teacher, he took me out rowing 1/2 a mile into the lake every day, and then I'd swim back."
"Oh, well, um, it's an awful long way to swim isn't, 1/2 a mile?"
"Oh no teacher, no, it was easy once I'd got out of the bag!"
The former is a ladder and the latter is a former.
That's a big step forward.
So as an adult, I had to step in.
They didn't stand a chance.
Tough year for the Electronic community.
He can't run away from his responsibilities.
I never knew my real ladder.
...because my real ladder left when I was a kid.
Step 1: become a billionaire.
Step 2: buy an EA game.
You don't exist.
I'm worried I might have contracted Tetris.
Because its pH is in the middle.
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He never stood a chance against 5 of us
The DOD was conducting an all service briefing and the leader posed this question.
What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?
A sailor said, I'd step on it.
A soldier said, I'd squash it with my boot.
A marine said, I'd catch it, break the stinger off, and eat it.
An Airman said. I'd call room service and find out why there's a tent in my room.
She didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us
Man 1: would you like the ladder or the step stool?
Man 2: I prefer the ladder.
Man 1: ok, step stool it is.
& my legs for being there every step of the way
It's about time, too.
He said pets are just a step backwards.
Because he's white.
Neil before him. Neil.
a stepfather walks into his stepdaughter's room, as he walks in he sees his stepdaughter pleasuring herself with a cucumber, in disgust he leaves her room as fast as possible
he then says,"dammit I was gonna eat that!..................
now it will taste like cucumber"
The first step is admitting you don't have a problem.
Then all of a sudden my boss tells me to step out of the meeting because I was making my colleagues uncomfortable
First; a tractor.
Next; fertilizer.
When I finished I thought something looked wrong so I went back to look at the instructions. I missed a step.
I never met my real ladder .
That guy stood no chance against the 5 of us.
So then I went on a walk with my family. I stepped on a crack, looked at my mom, and said "Why didn't your back break, mom?"
"You're adopted."
Step 1. Putin it off
Step 2. Stalin
Step 3. Russian to finish
its a nice ladder, but I wish I knew my real ladder.
I guess I have a step child now
Its a step by step guide
1. Try duct tape, if that doesn't work, see 2
2. Try gorilla glue, if that doesn't work, see 3
3. Try J.B. Weld, if that doesn't work, C4
He didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us
When you step on their feet, their mouth opens.
Thankfully I was on the bottom step.
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Step 8, 9, 10, 11...
Step 1, step 6, step 7, step 8, step 12.
It was easy to fix, they just uninstalled his pop-up blocker.
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I never knew my real ladder...
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As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR -- all the way down the aisle.
As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit.
The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit.
When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear"
Why did Steven hawking never get a boner?
Cause google blocked his pop up !
Nuclear division.
I wanted to step in, but I was afraid it would blow up in my face.
God tells the men that if they do not step on a duck, he will give them a hot wife. The first man goes and steps on a duck and is taken to his ugly wife.
The second man does the same and is also taken to an ugly wife.
The third man was determined not to do anything so he didn't move. Eventually God came back with a hot woman and the man asked, "What did I do to deserve this?"
God replied, "You did nothing, she just stepped on a duck."
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.