The Best 8 Stench Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stench jokes. There are some stench smelly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stench burp puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stench Jokes and Puns

Why wouldn't the airline allow the vulture to board his flight?

#Because of the horrible stench coming from his carrion luggage.

*I deserve any and all insulting comments I will get for this joke, I make no excuses for myself and should probably be ashamed.*


What is it called when too many people pass gas inside of a mine?

An excess stench hole crisis.

Man runs over a skunk...

His wife yells at him to drive back to see if it's still alive...
So they drive back and truly, the skunk was still breathing, so the wife wants to take it to the vet. So she takes it to the car and asks her husband: "Where should I put it?"
The husband says: "I don't know... just hold it between your legs?"
Wife: "OK... but... what about the stench?"
Husband: "Oh, the stench?? Well, just cover it's snout..."

My friend just sent me a phenomenal joke and I'm mad at her for being funnier than I am. Suffer with me.

Two guys are walking through the debris of a terrible accident. There are decaying bodies all around. The air is heavy and foreboding. The stench is putrid.

One of them starts having a coughing fit because the smell is so overwhelming. The other guy goes, hey are you alright? What's with all the coughing? Do you need your inhaler?

The coughing guy goes it's miasma....

Me and the Devil

I was in church one Sunday when suddenly there was a flash of light, a puff of smoke, and the stench of sulphur. When the smoke cleared, there was the Devil standing in our midst. Everyone ran for the doors, but I just stayed in my seat.

The Devil said, "You know who I am, boy?"

"Yeah, i know you by your stink "

"Then why aren't you afraid of me?

I said, "Shit, i been married to you sister for 30 years."

A loud fart is heard, and everyone in the coffee shop is subjected to a putrid stench

A guy then approaches a gay man, and angrily accuses "I know you're the person who farted."

Insulted by the accusation, the gay man defends himself.

"I did not! You're accusing me just because I'm gay; you homophobic pig." the gay man retorts.

The man yells back, "Pig? Your condom hit my face!"

What does a pair of dirty socks have in common with a land war in Asia?

The stench of de feet.

You know you're a real New Yorker when...

You enter the vestibule of your apartment building, get hit with the stench of urine, and think to yourself: oh good, today's it's only pee.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stench slimy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stench odor piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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