The Best 26 Stem Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stem jokes. There are some stem flower jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stem spur puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stem Jokes and Puns

My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab, the results...

... speak for themselves

Two old men are sitting on the porch,

their wives in the kitchen. One says to the other, "Bob you should try that restaurant we went to last night. Best food I've had in a long time."

"Yeah Joe? What was it called?" asked Bob.

"Well, I can't seem to remember...What is the name of that red flower, you know with the thorns on the stem?

"A Rose, I think you are thinking of."


Since vegans can't beat their meat what do they call masturbating?

Stem cell research.

Stem joke, Since vegans can't beat their meat what do they call masturbating?

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

I'm teaching my white blood cells math and my red blood cells computer science

Once they become STEM cells I am hoping to regrow a finger.

What do you call a mushroom with a 10-inch stem?

A fungi to be with.

Two old couples are going for a walk.

The women are up ahead and the guys are about 50 feet behind them. One guy says "We went to a really nice restaurant last week. I wish I could remember the name of it. What's the name of that flower? Smells nice, has thorns on the stem."

"A rose?"


Stem joke, Two old couples are going for a walk.

Keep your clairvoyant chipper [OC unless I accidentally stole this]

When I was a single man, I dated a series of psychics. For the first date, I brought a dozen long stem roses, and she said it was too much, and was angry. So for the second psychic, I brought nothing, and she too was offended. For the third psychic, I settled for a single rose, and I finally found a happy medium. (But in the end it didn't work out, she said she couldn't see a future together.)

Why did the biologist lock himself in jail with an engineer, a physicist and a medical doctor?

Because he wanted to work with STEM Cells

What Roses Drink?

One day the teacher came to class with a rose placed in her cleavage.

She asked, "Can anyone tell me what roses drink? How about you, Johnny?

"Milk!" answered Little Johnny.

"No, I'm sorry. That's the wrong answer. Roses drink water," explained the teacher.

"Wow!" Johnny exclaimed. "I didn't know the stem was that long!

What did the mushroom do when it broke its stem?

Sought aid (sauteed)

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Philosophy majors are like stem cells

They have the potential to become whatever they want/need but they are equally unprepared for everything.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you; it's me*iosis*

Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

I don't think stem cell research is a bad thing...

After all, clones are people two.

A plant goes to a university.

It is a STEM major.

I've been undergoing stem cell treatments for over 3 years

That's what I call jerking off in my mouth

Stem joke, I've been undergoing stem cell treatments for over 3 years

My dad told me not to eat the stem of the taro plant...

He said "it's poi son"

What's the best part about having kids?

stem cell research.


Q: How does one human embryo talk to another human embryo?
A: It uses a stem cell phone.

Why do women get to name their studies women's studies

but men's studies is just named STEM?

What did God do to the naughty stem cells?

He stuck an L in them and made them a little bladder :)

I have a friend whose a vegan.

She only eats stem cells.

Why are there no arteries or veins going to intestinal stem cells?

Because the bloods hate the crypts.

Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

Why did the recently-assigned stem cell fail its calculus midterm?

Because it lost its ability to differentiate.

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