Following is our collection of funny Stem jokes. There are some stem flower jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stem spur puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
... speak for themselves
their wives in the kitchen. One says to the other, "Bob you should try that restaurant we went to last night. Best food I've had in a long time."
"Yeah Joe? What was it called?" asked Bob.
"Well, I can't seem to remember...What is the name of that red flower, you know with the thorns on the stem?
"A Rose, I think you are thinking of."
"Your right, thanks....**HEY ROSE, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT RESTAURANT WE WENT TO LAST NIGHT?"**
Stem cell research.
Because they grew a part.
Once they become STEM cells I am hoping to regrow a finger.
A fungi to be with.
The women are up ahead and the guys are about 50 feet behind them. One guy says "We went to a really nice restaurant last week. I wish I could remember the name of it. What's the name of that flower? Smells nice, has thorns on the stem."
"A rose?"
"Yeah, that's it. ROSE, WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT RESTAURANT?"
When I was a single man, I dated a series of psychics. For the first date, I brought a dozen long stem roses, and she said it was too much, and was angry. So for the second psychic, I brought nothing, and she too was offended. For the third psychic, I settled for a single rose, and I finally found a happy medium. (But in the end it didn't work out, she said she couldn't see a future together.)
Because he wanted to work with STEM Cells
One day the teacher came to class with a rose placed in her cleavage.
She asked, "Can anyone tell me what roses drink? How about you, Johnny?
"Milk!" answered Little Johnny.
"No, I'm sorry. That's the wrong answer. Roses drink water," explained the teacher.
"Wow!" Johnny exclaimed. "I didn't know the stem was that long!
Sought aid (sauteed)
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They have the potential to become whatever they want/need but they are equally unprepared for everything.
It's not you; it's me*iosis*
Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago
After all, clones are people two.
It is a STEM major.
That's what I call jerking off in my mouth
He said "it's poi son"
stem cell research.
Q: How does one human embryo talk to another human embryo?
A: It uses a stem cell phone.
but men's studies is just named STEM?
He stuck an L in them and made them a little bladder :)
She only eats stem cells.
Because the bloods hate the crypts.
They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.
You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.
Because it lost its ability to differentiate.
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