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39 stem jokes and hilarious stem puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stem that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover hilarious stem jokes to amuse your friends and family. From puns involving brain stem cells to bad jokes about grafting strawberries, these 101 stem jokes are sure to make you chuckle. Whether you're interested in botany or stem cell transplants, these stem jokes will be sure to bring a smile to your face!

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Funniest Stem Short Jokes

Short stem jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stem humour may include short shaft jokes also.

  1. My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab, the results... ... speak for themselves
  2. How do plants greet each other on the first day of spring? With a high-five (or high-stem)!
  3. I'm teaching my white blood cells math and my red blood cells computer science Once they become STEM cells I am hoping to regrow a finger.
  4. Why did the biologist lock himself in jail with an engineer, a physicist and a medical doctor? Because he wanted to work with STEM Cells
  5. TIL That procrastination stems from 2 basic personality traits I'll post the link in a minute.
  6. Philosophy majors are like stem cells They have the potential to become whatever they want/need but they are equally unprepared for everything.
  7. How did the stem cell break it to his girl? It's not you; it's me*iosis*
    Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago
  8. My wife is divorcing me, apparently she is sick of all my flower puns... I asked her "Where's this stemming from petal?"
  9. FETAL ATTRACTION Q: How does one human embryo talk to another human embryo?
    A: It uses a stem cell phone.
  10. Why do women get to name their studies women's studies but men's studies is just named STEM?

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Stem One Liners

Which stem one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stem? I can suggest the ones about seed and stein.

  1. Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce? Because they grew a part.
  2. What do you call a mushroom with a 10-inch stem? A fungi to be with.
  3. What did the mushroom do when it broke its stem? Sought aid (sauteed)
  4. Roses are red, their stems are green ... Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams.
  5. What's the best part about having kids? stem cell research.
  6. I don't think stem cell research is a bad thing... After all, clones are people two.
  7. A plant goes to a university. It is a STEM major.
  8. My dad told me not to eat the stem of the taro plant... He said "it's poi son"
  9. I have a friend whose a vegan. She only eats stem cells.
  10. Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
  11. Where do you put a smart kid who causes mayhem? In a STEM cell
  12. Stem Cell injection therapy sounds expensive but I think it's worth a shot.
  13. Where should we look to stem global overpopulation? The youth in Asia.....
  14. Since vegans can't beat their meat what do they call m**...? Stem cell research.
  15. my m**... etfs just went from dro to mostly stems and seeds up in smokes

Stem Cell Jokes

Here is a list of funny stem cell jokes and even better stem cell puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did God do to the naughty stem cells? He stuck an L in them and made them a little bladder :)
  • Why are there no arteries or veins going to intestinal stem cells? Because the bloods hate the crypts.
  • Why did the recently-assigned stem cell fail its calculus midterm? Because it lost its ability to differentiate.
Stem joke, Why did the recently-assigned stem cell fail its calculus midterm?

Amusing Stem Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about stem you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shell jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stem pranks.

Keep your clairvoyant chipper [OC unless I accidentally stole this]

When I was a single man, I dated a series of psychics. For the first date, I brought a dozen long stem roses, and she said it was too much, and was angry. So for the second psychic, I brought nothing, and she too was offended. For the third psychic, I settled for a single rose, and I finally found a happy medium. (But in the end it didn't work out, she said she couldn't see a future together.)

What Roses Drink?

One day the teacher came to class with a rose placed in her cleavage.
She asked, "Can anyone tell me what roses drink? How about you, Johnny?
"Milk!" answered Little Johnny.
"No, I'm sorry. That's the wrong answer. Roses drink water," explained the teacher.
"Wow!" Johnny exclaimed. "I didn't know the stem was that long!

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Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

Stem joke, Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?