The Best 17 Stem Cells Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stem Cells jokes. There are some stem cells jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stem cells puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stem Cells Jokes and Puns

My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab, the results...

... speak for themselves

Since vegans can't beat their meat what do they call masturbating?

Stem cell research.

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

I'm teaching my white blood cells math and my red blood cells computer science

Once they become STEM cells I am hoping to regrow a finger.

Why did the biologist lock himself in jail with an engineer, a physicist and a medical doctor?

Because he wanted to work with STEM Cells

Philosophy majors are like stem cells

They have the potential to become whatever they want/need but they are equally unprepared for everything.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you; it's me*iosis*

Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

I don't think stem cell research is a bad thing...

After all, clones are people two.

I've been undergoing stem cell treatments for over 3 years

That's what I call jerking off in my mouth

What's the best part about having kids?

stem cell research.


Q: How does one human embryo talk to another human embryo?
A: It uses a stem cell phone.

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What did God do to the naughty stem cells?

He stuck an L in them and made them a little bladder :)

I have a friend whose a vegan.

She only eats stem cells.

Why are there no arteries or veins going to intestinal stem cells?

Because the bloods hate the crypts.

Why did the recently-assigned stem cell fail its calculus midterm?

Because it lost its ability to differentiate.

Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.

Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.

The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.

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