The Best 21 Stein Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stein jokes. There are some stein fruity jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stein rene puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stein Jokes and Puns

Why is a German stone intelligent?

Because its not just a stone, it's ein Stein

I voted for Jill Stein

Finally I'm part of the 1%

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

Stein joke, What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

A nuclear physicist is drinking at Oktoberfest...

He approaches the bar to and calls over a barman. The barman asks what he would like, and the physicist raises one finger and says,

"Ein Stein".

If we can get Al Franken to run for President, with the Green Party candidate as his running mate, my bumper sticker would be...

Franken Stein 2020


Why did Jill Stein try to censor a movie where the hero uses a shop vacuum to save people?

Because she doesn't want anyone to think there's such a thing as good vac scenes.

A German theoretical physicist walks into a bar.

He orders himself ein Stein.

Stein joke, A German theoretical physicist walks into a bar.

What do you call a German scientist who runs out of beer glasses?

Nein Stein

Why can't Einstein build a wall?

He only has ein stein

Why did the German physicist keep getting mugs for his birthday?

He only had ein stein.

Did you hear Jill Stein and Al Franken are getting married?

Their kids said they will hyphenate their last names to "Franken-Stein."

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I hope that Senator Franken runs for President in 2020 and picks Jill Stein as his running mate

That'd be a real Franken/Stein ticket

Senator Al Franken introduces a new hoppy flavor of energy drink with a thick foamy head.

However, it seems no one likes Franken's Stein Monster.

Dr. Jill Stein scheduled a rally at a Starbucks but it had to be cancelled

her supporters were afraid of the free wifi

You know how many beers the greatest physicist In the world could drink?

Ein Stein

Why do Germans get smarter drinking beer?

Because they drink it in one stein.

Stein joke, Why do Germans get smarter drinking beer?

Al Franken for president in 2020

Jill Stein for vice-president

Just think of the bumper sticker...

I'm really disappointed that Jill Stein is not the female Wallstreet-corporate puppet of the 2016 US Presidential election...

As I'll never get to use the term "shill Stein"

Dr. Jill Stein plans on marrying former senator Al Franken.

She will run for president in 2020 as Dr. Franken-Stein.


[musician joke] Kid says to dad, "Dad, I want to be a musician when I grow up."

His father replies, "Sorry, Son: You can't have it both ways."

[attrib: Andy Stein on one of the PHC "Joke Shows"]

Why was Ben Stein the only Jew that had prior knowledge of 9/11?

Because he had clear eyes.

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