Steering Jokes

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A pirate walks into a bar...

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender looks at the steering wheel and asks, "Doesn't that bother you?" The pirate responds, "Yar it's driving me nuts."

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants

Bartender: "Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"

Pirate: "Arrrr, it's driving me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.

The bartender asks, "Hey, buddy, doesn't that bother you?"

The pirate says, "Yar, it's drivin' me nuts."

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of the front of his pants.

The bartender looks up and says "Hey Pirate, you've a got a steering wheel coming out of the front of your pants!"

The pirate says "Argh, it's driving me nuts."

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants

The barkeep says, "you've got a steering wheel in your pants."

The pirate: "Aaarg! And it's driving me nuts!"

Edit * my dad may or may not have told me this joke..

A pirate walks into a bar

with a steering wheel stuffed in his pants. The bartender looks at him and asks, "Why is there a steering wheel sticking out your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrr, it's driving me nuts!"

A guy walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants...

And the bartender asks "what's wrong?"

The man replied "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender looks at him for a moment, before asking, "Hey, what's up with the steering wheel?"

The pirate goes "Arghhh, it be driving me nuts."

The story of the pirate.

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender notices that there is the steering wheel to a ship on the front of his pants. So the bartender, perplexed, says to him "you know that there's a steering wheel on your crotch, right?" and the pirate says "Arr! Its drivin' me nuts!"

A joke my granpda tells to me every time I see him

A pirate walks into a bar and sits down. He orders a drink. The bartender gives him the drink and says "sir do you know there's a steering wheel in your pants" the pirate replies "yarr, its driving me nuts"

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

A pirate walks into a bar

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck In between his legs

The bartender noticing this says: hey why do you have a steering wheel in between your legs?

The pirate replies: Yarr i don't know, but it's driving me nuts

A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck between his legs.

Bartender: What's with the steering wheel?

Pirate: Arr, it's drivin' me nuts!

A pirate walks into a bar...

...with a steering wheel down his pants. He orders a drink. The bartender says "sure thing, I'll get you a drink, but do you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?"

Pirate says "Arrrr, maytee, its driving me nuts."

A pirate walks into a bar...

With a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender notices and says "sir, are you aware you have a steering wheel down your pants?" To which the pirate replies "Arr, it's driving me nuts."

An elderly woman called 911...

An elderly woman called 911 from her cell phone to report that her car had been broken into.

"They've stolen everything! My radio is gone, my center console is gone, my mirror and the rosary beads hanging from it...even the steering wheel!"

The dispatcher responds that an officer is on the way.

Minutes later, the officer arrives and radios back into dispatch.

"Disregard that last call. She got in the back seat by mistake."

A pirate captain walks into a bar...

...with a peg leg, a steering wheel hanging from his pants, and a parrot on his shoulder.

Bartender: "Excuse me Captain, but you have a steering wheel hanging from your pants!"

Pirate: "Arrrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."

A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel between his legs...

The bar tender asks him "Mate why do you have a steering wheel between your legs?" The man replies "I have no idea, but it is driving me nuts".

So MotherTeresa is in heaven, but...

she notices that Princess Diana has a bigger halo than her. So Mother Teresa goes to God and asks why Princess Diana has a larger halo. God laughs and responds, "Oh, that's not a halo, that's the steering wheel."

My grandmother told me this joke, all credit to her.

A pirate walks into a bar

with a steering wheel hanging from the front of his belt. The bar tender said, "Hey buddy, you have a steering wheel tied to your pants". To which the pirate replied, "Arr, I know. It's drivin' me nuts!"

How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

A Pirate Walks Into the Doctors Office

The pirate walks in and tells the doc he's having an issue down below.
He drops his pants and the doc says, "My god there's your problem! You have a steering wheel attached to your testicles!"

The pirate responds, "ARRR IT'S DRIVIN ME NUTS!"

A pirate has a steering wheel attached to his crotch.

As he walks down the street someone notices and asks "Doesn't that hurt?"

The pirate replies, "Arr, it drives me nuts."

Princess Dianna was on the radio the night she died.

And the steering wheel, and the dashboard, and the windshield...

Silly Drunks.

A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice on the line.

"Nevermind," he said with a hiccup. "I got in the back seat by mistake."

I've got a steering wheel in my pants..

and it's driving me nuts.

A pirate walks into the bar with a steering wheel in his pants...

The bartender says "hey, you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?" the pirate responds "ARGH! it drives me nuts!"

Pirate jokes I've heard throughout my life

What did the pirate say when the steering wheel was shoved down his pants?
ARGHHHHH your driven me nuts!
Why was the pirate dissatisfied with his blind date?
She had a sunken chest and no booty.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
They can spend years stuck at sea!
And of course: Why couldn't the teenagers watch the pirate movie?
BECAUSE IT WAS RATED ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

A pirate walks into a bar...

...with a steering wheel mounted on his crotch.

He says to the bartender "Yar, I'll get me a rum."

The bartender says "Okay buddy. But first you gotta tell me... what's with the steering wheel on your crotch?"

The pirate says "I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

So a pirate walks into a bar…

A pirate walks into a bar, and he's got a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender sees him and asks, "Hey, what's that steering wheel doing there?" The pirate says, "Aaarrrr, I don't know, it's driving me nuts."

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.

When the bartender points it out, the pirate replies "Arrrgh, it's been driving me nuts all day."

So a pirate walks into a bar...

So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants..

Bar Tender: "hi sir, um.. you know you have a steering wheel in your pants right?"

Pirate: "Aye! it's driving me nuts!"

A pirate goes to the doctor

A doctor walks into his exam room and is greeted with a strange sight: a pirate captain with a ships steering wheel protruding from his waistline. The doctor says "Well, I'm not sure what you came in here for, but I think we should start by addressing the steering wheel down your pants."

The pirate nods fervently, and says "Yarr, it's been drivin' me nuts!"

Ever driven a car with no steering wheel?

It's pretty straight forward.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants

The bartender says, "Pirate, you know you got a steering wheel attached to your willie?"

The pirate replies, "ARRG! It's drivin' me nuts!"

Guy walks into a bar...

and sees a pirate with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. Intrigued, the man approaches and inquires "whats with the steering wheel?" to which the pirate responds, "Arrr, its drivin' me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants...

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Bartender asks "Dang man, doesn't that hurt?". The pirate replies "ARRRGGH IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!!!"

Pirate walks into bar. Barkeep notices a steering wheel attached to the pirate's groin, asks about it.

"Aarrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

So a pirate walks into a bar..

and he has a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender looks at him and says, "Did you know that there's a steering wheel coming out of your crotch?" The pirate nods and says, "Arr, it's driving me nuts!"

When I reach home, my 1.5 year old son rushes out to the gate..

..to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrrrmmm brrrrmmm sound. His cute antics always me forget that he is suffering from a rare disease ...It's called Parking son's disease.

Three men walk into a car part store...

I need taillights for a Mustang the first one says. What year? the employee asks. 2015 he answers. There you go , the worker hands in the parts. The second guy goes to the counter, saying I need a steering wheel for a Mustang . What year?
1997 he answers. There you go . After he payed, the third guy comes to the counter. I need rear suspensions for a Mustang . There you go .

A Pirate Walks into a Bar

A pirate walks into a bar, the bartender looks at him and says "Hey Pirate, you've got a steering wheel hanging from your pants". The pirate says "Yarr, and it's drivin' me nuts"

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his zipper...

He sets up at the bar and orders a drink. The bar tender says, "whooaa whoaaa, before I serve you a drink, whats up with the steering wheel coming out of your zipper?" The pirate just says, "yaarrg its drivin' me nuts"

A pirate walks into a bar...

... with a steering wheel coming out of his zipper. The bartender notices, and says to the pirate, "Hey, buddy. You know you got a steering wheel coming out of your pants?" The pirate looks at the bartender with an annoyed stare and says, "Arrrrr! I know. It's driving me nuts."

A pirate walks into a bar

And the bartender says, "hey, you know you have a steering wheel hanging from your zipper?". The pirate replies,"arrr, I know, it's driving me nuts".

TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO ME

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!
" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."

A few minutes later, the officer radios in.
"Disregard," he says. She got in the back-seat by mistake."

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel for a belt buckle

Bar tender says "I like the belt buckle"
Pirate replies "Arrgh, it's drivin me nuts"

A pirate walks into a bar,

He has what appears to be a steering wheel tucked into his pants.
Another patron of the bar asks,
"why do you have that in your pants? Isn't it uncomfortable?"
The pirate responded,
"Aye, matey, it's driving me nuts!"

The VW Genie

A man was driving his brand new Rolls Royce. At the signal this beaten up Beetle stops next to him, and tells him "Nice car! I'm willing to swap you with my car for a $1,000,000"
The rich guy looks at him and says "why would I want your car?"
At this point the VW's driver rubs the steering wheel and out comes a genie. He tells him "I'd like to have some tea". In a flash it's in his hand.
The Rolls' owner goes berserk, gives him the money and the Rolls, and takes the Beetle.
He drives up to his mansion, and everybody is wondering why he'd be driving a car like that. Proudly, he rubs the steering wheel, and out comes the genie. He tells him "I want a million dollars in cash!"
The genie says "Sorry, sir. I just do tea & coffee"

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

There is a conspiracy theory that claims Princess Diana was on the radio after her reported death.

I'd like to confirm this was completely true, she WAS on the radio, and the dashboard, the steering wheel, the back of the seats and the windscreen.

A man gets pulled over...

A man gets pulled over by a local sheriff. The sheriff walks up to the man's window and says I pulled you over because you didn't come to a full stop at that stop sign back there.

Yeah, but I slowed down... the man tells him.

Quickly, the sheriff reaches into the man's car, grabs him by the hair and starts smashing the man's face over and over into the steering wheel and asks him, Now do you want me to stop? Or do you want me to slow down?

A pirate walks into a bar...

with a steering wheel sticking out of his crotch.

The bartender asks, "what's up with the wheel?"

The pirate says, "Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar...

A pirate walks into a bar with a large steering wheel on the front of his pants.
The bartender says, "Hey buddy, you know you got a steering wheel on your crotch?"
The pirate responds, "Arrr, it be driving me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering-wheel attached to the front of his pants.

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering-wheel attached to the front of his pants. The bartender says, "You know you got a ship's steering wheel stuck to the front of your pants?" The pirate says, "Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts."

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants

The barman says "excuse me mate, but did you know that you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?" The man replies "Know it, it's been driving me nuts all day"

The weakest point of any car is...

the nut holding the steering wheel.

An Irish man walks into a bar...

An Irish man walks into a bar.
The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants.

"Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?"

"Ach," says the Irish man, "it's drivin' me nuts!"

A pirate walks into McDonalds.

This pirate has a steering wheel between his legs, but doesn't seem to notice. As he places his order, the employee at the register keeps glancing at it awkwardly. Finally, as the pirate finishes ordering, the employee says "Sir, are you aware there's a steering wheel between your legs?" The pirate looks at it and goes "Yar. It be driving me nuts."

A guy walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.

He sits down and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender says, "I'll give your drink if you tell me why there's a steering wheel in your pants."

The man says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts."

I've been driving for Uber/Lyft full time for a few months now and my wrists are starting to hurt from turning the steering wheel so much.

I think I'm getting Car Pool Tunnel

A pirate walks into a bar...

...he has a parrot on his shoulder and a steering wheel on his belt buckle. Bartender says, "hey you've got a steering wheel on your belt." Pirate says, "arg! I know, it's driving me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar...

A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
He sits down at the bar and orders a drink.
As the bartender pours his drink he asks him why there's a steering wheel in his pants.
The prate replies, "Arrrr it's drivin me nuts."

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel attached to his crotch.

The bartender, obviously curious, says:

"Are you aware there's a steering wheel attached to your crotch?"

The pirate replies:

"AARRGGHH, It drives me nuts!"

When Princess Diana Died in the car crash it was all over the radio....

The steering wheel, dashboard, etc.

I recently got into an accident by over steering into a Korean car.

It could have been avoided if I had better Hyundai coordination.

A pirate walks into a bar...

with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender notices him, notices the wheel, and says, "Hey, I'll serve you, but what's with the wheel?"

The pirate responds, "Arrrrgh, it's drivin' me nuts!"

The Pirates pants

A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says to him "why have you got a steering wheel on your pants isn't that annoying".

The Pirate says "Aye its driving me nuts".

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices a steering wheel attached to his crotch.

"You realize there is a steering wheel attached to your crotch right?"

The pirate says:
"ARRRRR, AND THEY DRIVIN ME NUTS!"

This pirate

So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks him 'Why in the world do you have a steering wheel in your pants?' The pirate responds 'Argh I don't know but it's been driving me nuts all day.'

One more Pirate joke for the road!

A pirate walks into a bar with his ship's steering wheel stuffed in the front of his pants. The Bartender finds this odd, and asks the pirate "why do you have ship steering wheel in your pants?" the pirate replies with, "I don't know, but it is driving me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants.

The bartender looks at him for a second and says "Alright. I'll ask. What's with the steering wheel?"
The pirate says "YAR! It be drivin' me nuts!"

GRAND THEFT AUTO

A blonde get's in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing. She calls the police and reports a theft. When the police officer comes, he looks at the blonde who is crying and and says, "Ma'am...you're sitting in the backseat..."

A man walks into his doctor's surgery and says "Doc, I'm experiencing some discomfort downstairs"

The Doctor takes a look and says "well I think I see the problem - you've got a steering wheel in your pants".

The man says "Thanks doc! It was driving me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar.....

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and also a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says to the pirate, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants!"

The pirate says, "Arrrrgggg, I know. It's driving me nuts."

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants...

The bartender asks, "Hey Pirate! What's up with the steering wheel in your pants?"
To which the pirate replies, "Arrr, I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!!"

Dont have sex with your cars steering wheel

I did, and its driving me nuts.

I went to dinner and there was a man dressed as a pirate at the bar (long)

I had to find out what the deal was with this guy so I sat down next to him.

We talked for a while and then eventually he turned towards me and that's when I noticed he had a ship steering wheel sticking right out of his pants.

I tried listening to his story but it was too distracting so finally I interrupted him.

"Hey do you know you've got a ship steering wheel coming out of your pants?"

"Argh, it's driving me nuts!"

So a policeman is in pursuit of a drunk driver...

...and this drunk is barreling at high speeds, nearly destroying everything in it's path. Finally the car hits a telephone pole and the car stops. The policeman jumps out of his car, runs up to the trashed car and pulls out the driver screaming, "YOU'RE DRUNK!"

The driver responds "Thank God. I thought my brakes and steering went out!"

So a pirate walks into a bar,

he has a steering wheel on his crotch.
The bartender goes: "What are you doing with that thing?"
The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

A Pirate Walks Into A Bar

...With the steering wheel to his ship crammed into his trousers.

Bartender: What is that steering wheel doing down your pants?

Pirate: Arrrgh... It's drivin' me nuts!

(Heard that a while ago... One of my favorite cheesy pirate jokes)

I made a friend who liked model ships.

I sent him a secondhand model that I found at a garage sale along with my phone number. He texted me soon after:

Hey man, it's Jesus. You sent me a model ship and I really appreciate it but it's missing a part.

Is it the steering wheel?

Actually yeah. How did you know?

It fell out of the box but I didn't want to bother you with an envelope containing only the wheel. I'll come deliver it to you if that's okay.

No, man, it's one part, you don't have to!

Jesus, take the wheel.

Have you ever heard the one about the pirate who walked into a bar with a steering wheel around his crotch?

The bartender said, "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel around your crotch?"

The pirate said, "ARRR, it's driving me nuts."

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