The Best 31 Steer Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Steer jokes. There are some steer moove jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these steer heifer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Steer Jokes and Puns
I've got a steering wheel in my pants..
and it's driving me nuts.
Riding horses is fun and all, but...
...let's be on a steer.
Job opening in a fast paced company
Do you want a corner office with a view?
Do you like being paid to travel in a $400,000 company paid vehicle?
Do you like to be in control of your job and steer it in the direction you want?
Do you want people to respect you, and get out of your way?
Bob did, so he became a bus driver in our company. You can be one too! Apply today!
My steer got constipated the other day...
...No bullshit.
One dark night, my youngest son was looking at a plane move across a clear sky...
... 'Whew', he said after it had dissapeared from sight. 'I'm never going to be a pilot.'
'Why?', I asked.
'Can you imagine how hard it would be to steer around all those stars?'
An overweight woman decided to start walking her dog to get exercise...
She stopped after realizing the effort it took to steer her scooter.
The defendant is accused of putting a stick of dynamite into a steer.
Abombinabull.
A group of cattle are taking a road trip; who drives?
The steer.
New dad as of today, so here is my first dad joke.
What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer? A Ms. Steak.
What should you do if you see a transparent bull?
You steer clear!
The steer was fed the TNT
Abombinabull.
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The defendant is accused of feeding a steer dynamite...
A bomb in a bull.
According to the Laws of Thermodynamics...
Open consumption of alcohol is an offense. My advice is to steer clear of the town of Thermodynamics.
An invisible bull is rampaging through the main part of town today.
Steer clear.
A woman almost drove into me today
I called her a cow because she couldn't steer.
Went to the Dr with a steering wheel stuck in my pants....
Dr says "that looks painful"
i said "its driving me nuts"
A terrorist struck a local farm, setting off explosives inside the farmer's prized steer, blowing it to smithereens, but apparently committing no other mischief. The crime scene investigator had these words at the press conference...
"Abominable. Simply abominable."
A terrorist was accused of putting a stick of dynamite in a steer.
It was abominable.
Two goldfish are in a tank
One says to the other one, How do you steer this thing?
Just a warning.
**If anyone tries to sell you a transparent driving wheel, steer clear.**
Why did the man use more than one hand to steer during his driving test?
Because he had two.
If mechanics were like doctors
Customer: My car makes a weird noise when I steer to the left.
Mechanic: Then don't steer to the left.
Did you hear about the terrorist who was charged for putting a pound of C4 into a steer?
Abombinabull!!
My coworkers think I'm from Texas because of my accent
Lemme tell you something, only steers and queers come from Texas. I'm not a steer, and I am *most certainly* not from Texas.
Steer clear if you don't like cow puns
Why are cows the most forgiving animals?
Because forgiveness is bovine.
Alternatively: because they're always ready to turn the udder cheek.
Why is it best to hug a cow right after it eats?
Because then it's extra cuddly.
I knew this guy whose favorite thing was to cover a cow's eyes. He just loved to make them low and behold.
You know what makes cow puns so great?
You can always come up with an udder one.
When your wife is complaining about looking overweight...
It's probably best to steer clear of saying, oh honey, lighten up.
Two caterpillars are escaping a spider. They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped. "Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but...
...he grabs two protruding twigs and uses them to steer the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
"That's amazing!!" says the second caterpillar. "How in the hell are you doing that?!"
The first caterpillar scoffs.
"Am I the only one in the whole damn forest who knows how to drive a stick!?"
What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Don't let him drive that cargo freighter,
don't let him steer that cargo freighter,
don't let him near that cargo freighter,
early in the morning.
You know why it's so hard to steer through the Suez Canal?
Because it's not Strait.
You never want to go near a cow made of glass…
Steer clear
My old car's steering started to shake so bad I can barely park it on the street.
The mechanic says it has Parallel Parkinsons.
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