Steeple Jokes
7 steeple jokes and hilarious steeple puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about steeple that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hilarious Steeple Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
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What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?
A church bell peals from the steeple.
What do you call an Italian girl inside a church steeple?
Isabella
What did one Christian say to the other?
"I think that we should see other steeple"
What type of building is hardest to climb?
A church. It's just too steep-le.
Where do you get a belting?
On top of a jamaican steeple
What's the difference between a church bell and a politician.
A church bell tolls from the steeple...
A politician steals from the people.
THE LORD TRIED!
A church was flooded out and as the preacher stood on the pews, parishioners came by in a boat. "No thanks" the preacher said, "I'll put my faith in the Lord."
As waters rose, the preacher climbed on the roof of the church. When the boat passed by again the preacher said "No thanks, I'll put my faith in the Lord."
The waters rose and as the preacher clung to the steeple he refused a helicopter stating, "No thanks, I'll put my faith in the Lord."
The preacher drowned and when he met the Lord he said, "Lord why did you forsake me?" The Lord said, "What are you talking about? I sent you two boats and a helicopter"!!!
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