Steep Jokes
54 steep jokes and hilarious steep puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about steep that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article will provide you with a selection of jokes based on steep terrain. From the summit of the hill to the depths of the ravine and everywhere in between, you'll find funny jokes about steep slopes, inclines, and uneven terrain. Enjoy these steep jokes, guaranteed to bring a smile to your face!
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Funniest Steep Short Jokes
Short steep jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The steep humour may include short staircase jokes also.
- Calculus has a steep learning curve... But at least you know exactly how steep the learning curve is!
- Guy running the ski-lift said it would be $50 to get to the top of the mountain... I said "that's a bit steep."
He said "exactly." - Expensive Gym Membership My gym membership costs $120 a year.
That's pretty steep considering it's $60 a visit - A nervous mountaineer looks at the steep mountain... Which his guide had proposed to climb.
- Do people tumble down often here?
- No, the guide said, one time is usually enough. - man walks into lawyer's office. "How much for a consultation?"
"Three questions for $150 bucks."
"Kinda steep, isn't it?"
"Yeah, now what's your last question." - A very British joke: I went to a class to learn how to make the perfect cup of tea
It was a steep learning curve - Why don't many customers go to the tea house? Because the prices are so steep
- I was thinking about buying a slide for £2000 last week. But then I thought, "Phew, that's a bit steep."
- I took my son to a park, only to find out they had these steep, slippery inclines. I guess I'll let this one slide.
- A genie offered a man 1 wish. All the genie asked in return was for the man to boil some water and make him a tea. But the man refused. The man decided the price was to steep.
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Steep One Liners
Which steep one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with steep? I can suggest the ones about stiff and stairway.
- Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill? To steep.
- The cost of forgetting fresh, hot tea... ...is steep.
- What does a mountain and tea have in common? They both steep.
- It's actually quite hard to learn how to make tea... There's a *steep* learning curve.
- How long does it take to steep Chinese tea? Oolong time
- Why was the tea so obstinate? Because it was steeped in tradition.
- I've become immortal by drinking tea! There is a steep price...
- I once went to a Japanese Tea ceremony... It was steeped in tradition.
- I entered a tea brewing contest The competition was steep
- I tried to switch from instant coffee to tea... But the time difference is steep.
- What did the colonist say at the Boston Tea Party? The price is too steep!
- Why did the mountain have trouble in class? Because there was a steep learning curve.
- Why didn't the tea bag like hiking? It was too steep...
- I left my tea to brew for too long... ...it was a steep learning curve.
- What type of building is hardest to climb? A church. It's just too steep-le.
Steep Hill Jokes
Here is a list of funny steep hill jokes and even better steep hill puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Q: What did the farmer say when he is driving down the road on a steep hill and his right front wheel falls off?
A: "You picked a poor time to leave me loose wheel."
Happy Steep Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about steep you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean downhill jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make steep pranks.
Zipper joke.
(Heard this today from a nice women, so not mine obviously. Thought itd be good here. )
In New york the new buses have a pretty steep first ledge to get on them. A woman wearing a tight skirt tries to get on. She reaches her leg up but it is no good. So she reaches behind her to unzip her skirt down just a little. She tries again and still can't. So she unzips it even more down, but still isn't enough and unzips it down more again.
Finally the man behind her picks her up by her waist and puts her on the bus.
The woman gasps "thats rude how dare you touch me."
The man responds, "well after you unzipped my pants three times i figured we were friends."
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman find a magic slide...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman find a magic slide with a steep drop at the bottom. A notice on the slide tells them that they will be given whatever they say while going down and to use it with caution.
The Englishman goes first and screams "Gooooold". He lands on a pile of gold and badly injures himself but he is content.
The Scotsman thinks then jumps on and shouts "Looooove". He lands safely in the arms of the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
The Irishman who hadn't been paying too much attention is just eager to get on the slide. He dives head first onto the slide, "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
$50 for three questions
A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.
"$50.00 for three questions."
replied the lawyer.
"Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.
"Yes." the lawyer replied, "Only one more left"
Lawyers
A woman walks into the lawyer's office and says, "Excuse me, what's your rate?"
The Lawyer says, "Fifty dollars for three questions."
The woman is shocked. "Isn't that a little steep?"
" Yes," says the lawyer."What's your third question?"
Where can you find the strongest tea?
Cliffsides (because it's so steep).
the price of tea
is too steep
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I recently attended a f**...
And the procession was going up a steep hill on Main Street. Well all of a sudden the door of the hearst flew open and the coffin fell out. Since the road was so steep it flew back down Main street and into a pharmacy where it crashed into the counter. The lids popped open and the deceased says to the astonished pharmacist, "You got anything to stop this coffin?"
Burger King: Have It Your Way!
Burger Dictatorship: Have it My Way!
Burger Communism: Have it Everyone's Way!
Burger Capitalism: Have it Your Way For a Steep Price Hike!
Burger Oligarchy: 1% Have it Their Way!
Burger Democracy: Have Something Your Way!
Burger Anarchy: Don't Have It!
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America is in a steep decline. Recent polls show 84% of Americans have used w**...
I usually dump out the pipe after i use it.
Two hunters......
Two hunters walking thru the woods,one slips,and rolls down a steep ravine. The other calls down to him ,but he gets no response. He picks up his phone,calls 911.
Operator: 911 what is your emergency?
Panicked Hunter: my buddy and I were walking he tripped fell down a ravine, and he is dead.
Operator: sir please calm down get ahold of yourself, I need you to climb down the ravine and make sure he is dead.
Hunter: ok hold on
As he climbs down the operator can hear leaves rustling, twigs snapping than quiet, all of the sudden Bam shotgun blest.
Operator: sir you all right?
Hunter: ok he is dead what do you need me to do now?
3 guys were riding in a car; a hardware technician, a systems analyst and a programmer.
The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of control.
So, he pumps the emergency brake, downshifts the gears, and rubs the wheels' rims against the curb. He finally wrestles the car to a stop. The three climb out and assess the situation.
Hardware tech: "Let's try and fix it. I'll crawl under the car and take a look. "
Systems analyst: "No. I think we should get someone qualified to fix it, a specialist in brakes."
Programmer: "Why don't we just get back in and see if it happens again?
A coffin crashes into the storefront of pharmacy
2 men were loading up a hearse with a coffin on a steep incline, after they loaded the cargo, they both get into the vehicle..As they start to pull away, the back door swings wide open and the coffin crashes to the ground and starts sliding down the incline, across the intersection, into the store front of a pharmacy and keeps going...The driver races after it and chases it into the pharmacy..The pharmacist in the back says "Can I help you?" and the driver says "Yeah..do you have anything to stop this coffin?"
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There was a group of hikers who climbed a steep mountain.
The terrain is treacherous. Every step could be their last. Until it proved itself true. One of them fell down. But fortunately, he went down into a small ledge beside the mountain.
"John! Are you okay? Hold on to the rope!"
"My arms are broken. I can't carry myself."
"Try to tie the rope around your legs. We're gonna pull you up!"
"My legs are broken too. It hurts so much."
"Bite the rope as hard as you can!"
John bit the rope as hard as he can. His friends pulled him up. Midway...
"John! How are you doing? Are you okay?"
"I'M GOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!"
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A little m**... and a big m**... were shingling a steep roof when suddenly the scaffolding collapsed. They both slid down the roof and stopped at the very edge, and then one fell off. Which one?
The big m**.... The other one was a little more on.
My daughter told me she wanted to go on an expensive vacation to Norway to travel inland on a small boat along the narrow water passages with steep cliffs on either side…
I said hmmm… canoe fjord it??
Computer Programmer and Mechanic Driving
A computer programmer and a mechanic were driving down a steep mountain slope. The brakes stop working. The car careens out of control and scrapes the guard rails. They make it safely to the bottom of the mountain and pull over. After recovering, the mechanic says, "The brakes must have gone out." The programmer says, "Lets turn the car off, back on, drive it up the mountain and see if it is repeatable."
