The Best 40 Steep Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Steep jokes. There are some steep climber jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these steep logistics puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Steep Jokes and Puns
Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?
To steep.
I'm lonely," Adam told God in the Garden of Eden...
I'm lonely," Adam told God in the Garden of Eden. "I need to have someone around for company." "Okay," replied God. "I'll give you the perfect companion. She is beautiful, intelligent and gracious-she'll cook and clean for you and never say a cross word." "Sounds great," Adam said. "But what's she going to cost?" "An arm and a leg" answered God. "That's pretty steep, " replied Adam. "What can I get for a rib?"
$50 for three questions
A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.
"$50.00 for three questions."
replied the lawyer.
"Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.
"Yes." the lawyer replied, "Only one more left"
man walks into lawyer's office.
"How much for a consultation?"
"Three questions for $150 bucks."
"Kinda steep, isn't it?"
"Yeah, now what's your last question."
Lawyers
A woman walks into the lawyer's office and says, "Excuse me, what's your rate?"
The Lawyer says, "Fifty dollars for three questions."
The woman is shocked. "Isn't that a little steep?"
" Yes," says the lawyer."What's your third question?"
Why don't many customers go to the tea house?
Because the prices are so steep
A very British joke:
I went to a class to learn how to make the perfect cup of tea
It was a steep learning curve
A nervous mountaineer looks at the steep mountain...
Which his guide had proposed to climb.
- Do people tumble down often here?
- No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.
I recently attended a funeral
And the procession was going up a steep hill on Main Street. Well all of a sudden the door of the hearst flew open and the coffin fell out. Since the road was so steep it flew back down Main street and into a pharmacy where it crashed into the counter. The lids popped open and the deceased says to the astonished pharmacist, "You got anything to stop this coffin?"
There's a steep learning curve
To learning how to make a good cup of tea
Why did the mountain have trouble in class?
Because there was a steep learning curve.
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God said to Adam "I'm going to make you a woman"
God: "She's going to clean for you, cook anything you want whenever you want it, always look beautiful, never be bad tempered, give you children, always obedient, and she'll never argue with you."
Adam: "That sounds great, but what'll it cost me?"
God: "Oh, an arm and a leg."
Adam: "That's a bit steep. What can I get for a rib?"
I was thinking about buying a slide for £2000 last week.
But then I thought, "Phew, that's a bit steep."
I left my tea to brew for too long...
...it was a steep learning curve.
Guy running the ski-lift said it would be $50 to get to the top of the mountain...
I said "that's a bit steep."
He said "exactly."
Burger King: Have It Your Way!
Burger Dictatorship: Have it My Way!
Burger Communism: Have it Everyone's Way!
Burger Capitalism: Have it Your Way For a Steep Price Hike!
Burger Oligarchy: 1% Have it Their Way!
Burger Democracy: Have Something Your Way!
Burger Anarchy: Don't Have It!
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer...
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer. "I would like to ask a few questions", said the client. "Of course", the lawyer replied, "But I have to charge you $200 to answer 2 questions" "Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?" said the suprised client. "Yes it certainly is", said the lawyer, "And what's your second question?"
America is in a steep decline. Recent polls show 84% of Americans have used weed
I usually dump out the pipe after i use it.
How long does it take to steep Chinese tea?
Oolong time
It's actually quite hard to learn how to make tea...
There's a *steep* learning curve.
A genie offered a man 1 wish. All the genie asked in return was for the man to boil some water and make him a tea. But the man refused.
The man decided the price was to steep.
I entered a tea brewing contest
The competition was steep
3 guys were in an apartment and had to share the same bed for the night.
The next morning the guys decided to share their dreams they had the night before.
The guy sleeping on the left said, I had a dream that I received the most amazing handjob!
The guy sleeping on the right said, No way! I also had the best handjob in my dream!
The guy sleeping in the middle said, Wow you guys are lucky, my dream wasn't as relaxing. I dreamt that I had to ski up a very steep slope.
There are two kittens sitting on a steep roof. Which one falls off first?
the one with the smallest *mu*
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**Preemptive explanation:**
Coefficient of friction. The coefficient of friction (COF), often symbolized by the Greek letter µ (pronounced *mew*), is a dimensionless scalar value which describes the ratio of the force of friction between two bodies and the force pressing them together.
Why didn't the tea bag like hiking?
It was too steep...
I took my son to a park, only to find out they had these steep, slippery inclines.
I guess I'll let this one slide.
What did the colonist say at the Boston Tea Party?
The price is too steep!
I tried to switch from instant coffee to tea...
But the time difference is steep.
Calculus has a steep learning curve...
But at least you know exactly how steep the learning curve is!
A hearse is driving up the street...
A hearse is driving up a very steep street and once it gets near the top, the back door opens up and the coffin comes shooting out of the hearse and rolls down the street.
People are diving out of the way, cars are swerving, it's chaos! By the time it reaches the bottom of the hill it has picked up a lot of speed and crashes into a wall surrounded by people.
The door pops open, the body sits up and says Do you have anything to stop this coughin?
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
The client says Can you tell me how much you charge?
Of course , says the lawyer, I charge $200 to answer 3 questions .
Well that's a bit steep isn't it? , the client asks.
Yeah kinda , agrees the lawyer. Now what's your third question?
A little moron and a big moron were shingling a steep roof when suddenly the scaffolding collapsed. They both slid down the roof and stopped at the very edge, and then one fell off. Which one?
The big moron. The other one was a little more on.
My gym membership costs $120 a year.
That's pretty steep considering it's $60 a visit
No Good Question Goes Unbilled...
A man went to a lawyer and asked what his fee was. The lawyer says, "$100 for three questions."
"Isn't that a bit steep?" asked the man.
"Yes," said the lawyer. "Now, what's your third question?"
I've become immortal by drinking tea!
There is a steep price...
Expensive Gym Membership
My gym membership costs $120 a year.
That's pretty steep considering it's $60 a visit
Why couldn't the bicycle make it up the steep hill?
It was two tired.
The cost of forgetting fresh, hot tea...
...is steep.
My daughter told me she wanted to go on an expensive vacation to Norway to travel inland on a small boat along the narrow water passages with steep cliffs on either side…
I said hmmm… canoe fjord it??
What does a mountain and tea have in common?
They both steep.
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