Following is our collection of funny Steep jokes. There are some steep climber jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these steep logistics puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
To steep.
I'm lonely," Adam told God in the Garden of Eden. "I need to have someone around for company." "Okay," replied God. "I'll give you the perfect companion. She is beautiful, intelligent and gracious-she'll cook and clean for you and never say a cross word." "Sounds great," Adam said. "But what's she going to cost?" "An arm and a leg" answered God. "That's pretty steep, " replied Adam. "What can I get for a rib?"
A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.
"$50.00 for three questions."
replied the lawyer.
"Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.
"Yes." the lawyer replied, "Only one more left"
"How much for a consultation?"
"Three questions for $150 bucks."
"Kinda steep, isn't it?"
"Yeah, now what's your last question."
A woman walks into the lawyer's office and says, "Excuse me, what's your rate?"
The Lawyer says, "Fifty dollars for three questions."
The woman is shocked. "Isn't that a little steep?"
" Yes," says the lawyer."What's your third question?"
Because the prices are so steep
I went to a class to learn how to make the perfect cup of tea
It was a steep learning curve
Which his guide had proposed to climb.
- Do people tumble down often here?
- No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.
And the procession was going up a steep hill on Main Street. Well all of a sudden the door of the hearst flew open and the coffin fell out. Since the road was so steep it flew back down Main street and into a pharmacy where it crashed into the counter. The lids popped open and the deceased says to the astonished pharmacist, "You got anything to stop this coffin?"
To learning how to make a good cup of tea
Because there was a steep learning curve.
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God: "She's going to clean for you, cook anything you want whenever you want it, always look beautiful, never be bad tempered, give you children, always obedient, and she'll never argue with you."
Adam: "That sounds great, but what'll it cost me?"
God: "Oh, an arm and a leg."
Adam: "That's a bit steep. What can I get for a rib?"
But then I thought, "Phew, that's a bit steep."
...it was a steep learning curve.
I said "that's a bit steep."
He said "exactly."
Burger Dictatorship: Have it My Way!
Burger Communism: Have it Everyone's Way!
Burger Capitalism: Have it Your Way For a Steep Price Hike!
Burger Oligarchy: 1% Have it Their Way!
Burger Democracy: Have Something Your Way!
Burger Anarchy: Don't Have It!
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer. "I would like to ask a few questions", said the client. "Of course", the lawyer replied, "But I have to charge you $200 to answer 2 questions" "Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?" said the suprised client. "Yes it certainly is", said the lawyer, "And what's your second question?"
I usually dump out the pipe after i use it.
Oolong time
There's a *steep* learning curve.
The man decided the price was to steep.
The competition was steep
The next morning the guys decided to share their dreams they had the night before.
The guy sleeping on the left said, I had a dream that I received the most amazing handjob!
The guy sleeping on the right said, No way! I also had the best handjob in my dream!
The guy sleeping in the middle said, Wow you guys are lucky, my dream wasn't as relaxing. I dreamt that I had to ski up a very steep slope.
the one with the smallest *mu*
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**Preemptive explanation:**
Coefficient of friction. The coefficient of friction (COF), often symbolized by the Greek letter Β΅ (pronounced *mew*), is a dimensionless scalar value which describes the ratio of the force of friction between two bodies and the force pressing them together.
It was too steep...
I guess I'll let this one slide.
The price is too steep!
But the time difference is steep.
But at least you know exactly how steep the learning curve is!
A hearse is driving up a very steep street and once it gets near the top, the back door opens up and the coffin comes shooting out of the hearse and rolls down the street.
People are diving out of the way, cars are swerving, it's chaos! By the time it reaches the bottom of the hill it has picked up a lot of speed and crashes into a wall surrounded by people.
The door pops open, the body sits up and says Do you have anything to stop this coughin?
The client says Can you tell me how much you charge?
Of course , says the lawyer, I charge $200 to answer 3 questions .
Well that's a bit steep isn't it? , the client asks.
Yeah kinda , agrees the lawyer. Now what's your third question?
The big moron. The other one was a little more on.
That's pretty steep considering it's $60 a visit
A man went to a lawyer and asked what his fee was. The lawyer says, "$100 for three questions."
"Isn't that a bit steep?" asked the man.
"Yes," said the lawyer. "Now, what's your third question?"
There is a steep price...
My gym membership costs $120 a year.
That's pretty steep considering it's $60 a visit
It was two tired.
...is steep.
I said hmmm⦠canoe fjord it??
They both steep.
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