Steep Jokes
53 steep jokes and hilarious steep puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about steep that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article will provide you with a selection of jokes based on steep terrain. From the summit of the hill to the depths of the ravine and everywhere in between, you'll find funny jokes about steep slopes, inclines, and uneven terrain. Enjoy these steep jokes, guaranteed to bring a smile to your face!
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Funniest Steep Short Jokes
Short steep jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The steep humour may include short stepped jokes also.
- Calculus has a steep learning curve... But at least you know exactly how steep the learning curve is!
- Guy running the ski-lift said it would be $50 to get to the top of the mountain... I said "that's a bit steep."
He said "exactly." - Expensive Gym Membership My gym membership costs $120 a year.
That's pretty steep considering it's $60 a visit - A nervous mountaineer looks at the steep mountain... Which his guide had proposed to climb.
- Do people tumble down often here?
- No, the guide said, one time is usually enough. - man walks into lawyer's office. "How much for a consultation?"
"Three questions for $150 bucks."
"Kinda steep, isn't it?"
"Yeah, now what's your last question." - I left my tea to brew for too long... ...it was a steep learning curve.
- A very British joke: I went to a class to learn how to make the perfect cup of tea
It was a steep learning curve - What type of building is hardest to climb? A church. It's just too steep-le.
- There's a steep learning curve To learning how to make a good cup of tea
- Why don't many customers go to the tea house? Because the prices are so steep
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Steep One Liners
Which steep one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with steep? I can suggest the ones about staircase and stiff.
- Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill? To steep.
- The cost of forgetting fresh, hot tea... ...is steep.
- What does a mountain and tea have in common? They both steep.
- It's actually quite hard to learn how to make tea... There's a *steep* learning curve.
- How long does it take to steep Chinese tea? Oolong time
- Why couldn't the bicycle make it up the steep hill? It was two tired.
- My gym membership costs $120 a year. That's pretty steep considering it's $60 a visit
- Why was the tea so obstinate? Because it was steeped in tradition.
- I've become immortal by drinking tea! There is a steep price...
- I once went to a Japanese Tea ceremony... It was steeped in tradition.
- I entered a tea brewing contest The competition was steep
- I tried to switch from instant coffee to tea... But the time difference is steep.
- What did the colonist say at the Boston Tea Party? The price is too steep!
- Why did the mountain have trouble in class? Because there was a steep learning curve.
- Why didn't the tea bag like hiking? It was too steep...
Steep Hill Jokes
Here is a list of funny steep hill jokes and even better steep hill puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Q: What did the farmer say when he is driving down the road on a steep hill and his right front wheel falls off?
A: "You picked a poor time to leave me loose wheel."
Happy Steep Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about steep you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stairway jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make steep pranks.
I'm lonely," Adam told God in the Garden of Eden...
I'm lonely," Adam told God in the Garden of Eden. "I need to have someone around for company." "Okay," replied God. "I'll give you the perfect companion. She is beautiful, intelligent and gracious-she'll cook and clean for you and never say a cross word." "Sounds great," Adam said. "But what's she going to cost?" "An arm and a leg" answered God. "That's pretty steep, " replied Adam. "What can I get for a rib?"
$50 for three questions
A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.
"$50.00 for three questions."
replied the lawyer.
"Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.
"Yes." the lawyer replied, "Only one more left"
Lawyers
A woman walks into the lawyer's office and says, "Excuse me, what's your rate?"
The Lawyer says, "Fifty dollars for three questions."
The woman is shocked. "Isn't that a little steep?"
" Yes," says the lawyer."What's your third question?"
I recently attended a f**...
And the procession was going up a steep hill on Main Street. Well all of a sudden the door of the hearst flew open and the coffin fell out. Since the road was so steep it flew back down Main street and into a pharmacy where it crashed into the counter. The lids popped open and the deceased says to the astonished pharmacist, "You got anything to stop this coffin?"
God said to Adam "I'm going to make you a woman"
God: "She's going to clean for you, cook anything you want whenever you want it, always look beautiful, never be bad tempered, give you children, always obedient, and she'll never argue with you."
Adam: "That sounds great, but what'll it cost me?"
God: "Oh, an arm and a leg."
Adam: "That's a bit steep. What can I get for a rib?"
Burger King: Have It Your Way!
Burger Dictatorship: Have it My Way!
Burger Communism: Have it Everyone's Way!
Burger Capitalism: Have it Your Way For a Steep Price Hike!
Burger Oligarchy: 1% Have it Their Way!
Burger Democracy: Have Something Your Way!
Burger Anarchy: Don't Have It!
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer...
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer. "I would like to ask a few questions", said the client. "Of course", the lawyer replied, "But I have to charge you $200 to answer 2 questions" "Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?" said the suprised client. "Yes it certainly is", said the lawyer, "And what's your second question?"
3 guys were in an apartment and had to share the same bed for the night.
The next morning the guys decided to share their dreams they had the night before.
The guy sleeping on the left said, I had a dream that I received the most amazing h**...!
The guy sleeping on the right said, No way! I also had the best h**... in my dream!
The guy sleeping in the middle said, Wow you guys are lucky, my dream wasn't as relaxing. I dreamt that I had to ski up a very steep slope.
There are two kittens sitting on a steep roof. Which one falls off first?
the one with the smallest *mu*
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**Preemptive explanation:**
Coefficient of friction. The coefficient of friction (COF), often symbolized by the Greek letter µ (pronounced *mew*), is a dimensionless scalar value which describes the ratio of the force of friction between two bodies and the force pressing them together.
A hearse is driving up the street...
A hearse is driving up a very steep street and once it gets near the top, the back door opens up and the coffin comes shooting out of the hearse and rolls down the street.
People are diving out of the way, cars are swerving, it's chaos! By the time it reaches the bottom of the hill it has picked up a lot of speed and crashes into a wall surrounded by people.
The door pops open, the body sits up and says Do you have anything to stop this coughin?
A little m**... and a big m**... were shingling a steep roof when suddenly the scaffolding collapsed. They both slid down the roof and stopped at the very edge, and then one fell off. Which one?
The big m**.... The other one was a little more on.
No Good Question Goes Unbilled...
A man went to a lawyer and asked what his fee was. The lawyer says, "$100 for three questions."
"Isn't that a bit steep?" asked the man.
"Yes," said the lawyer. "Now, what's your third question?"
My daughter told me she wanted to go on an expensive vacation to Norway to travel inland on a small boat along the narrow water passages with steep cliffs on either side…
I said hmmm… canoe fjord it??
Computer Programmer and Mechanic Driving
A computer programmer and a mechanic were driving down a steep mountain slope. The brakes stop working. The car careens out of control and scrapes the guard rails. They make it safely to the bottom of the mountain and pull over. After recovering, the mechanic says, "The brakes must have gone out." The programmer says, "Lets turn the car off, back on, drive it up the mountain and see if it is repeatable."
Adam spoke to God in the Garden of Eden
"I am lonely" said Adam. "I need someone around for company."
"Very well," said God. "I will create a companion for you. One who will obey your every word, do all your chores along with cooking and cleaning for you."
"Wonderful!" said Adam. "What will it take?"
"For you, it will cost an arm and a leg" said God.
"That seems pretty steep" said Adam. "What could I get for just a rib?"
