Steamroller Jokes

Funniest Steamroller Short Jokes

Short steamroller jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The steamroller humour may include short steam roller jokes also.

1. Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day? He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.
2. What do you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a steamroller? Flatman and Ribbon!
   My father told me this joke the same day he taught me how to whistle.
   R.I.P. Dad
3. What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller? Flatman and Ribbon
4. What happened to Batman and Robin when they got run over by a steamroller? They became Flatman and Ribbon.
5. Did you hear about the guy who was run over in a freak steamroller incident in a printing shop? He made quite a splash across the headlines, but left a good impression on paper
   Badoom pssshhh
6. What do you call Batman and... What do you call Batman and Robin after the Joker ran them over with a steamroller?
   Flatman and Ribbon!!!
   --Apparently this was my 5yo self's fav joke.
7. Have you heard of Evil Knievals brother Ku Klux Knievel? He once tried to jump 50 black mean on a steamroller.
8. this one is courtesy of a friend of mine... so did you hear about ku klux kineeval(sorry if ,misspelled)... ...he tried to jump 20 black guys while on a steamroller!
9. What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time? A crustacean
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10. What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller? One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

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Steamroller One Liners

Which steamroller one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with steamroller? I can suggest the ones about rolling pin and roller skate.

1. What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? * Curses! Foil again! *
2. What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller? Flatman and Ribbon
3. What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller? "Curses! Foil again!"
4. Did you hear about the man who stepped in front of a steamroller? He was depressed
5. Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller? They are both crushed-asians
6. What's a steamroller's favorite note? B flat.

Comedy Steamroller Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about steamroller you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean roller coaster jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make steamroller pranks.