The Best 15 Steamroller Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Steamroller jokes. There are some steamroller jump jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these steamroller unstoppable puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Steamroller Jokes and Puns
What do you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and Ribbon!
My father told me this joke the same day he taught me how to whistle.
R.I.P. Dad
What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?
Flatman and Ribbon
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?
* Curses! Foil again! *
What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and Ribbon
What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?
"Curses! Foil again!"
What happened to Batman and Robin when they got run over by a steamroller?
They became Flatman and Ribbon.
Did you hear about the man who stepped in front of a steamroller?
He was depressed
What do you call Batman and...
What do you call Batman and Robin after the Joker ran them over with a steamroller?
Flatman and Ribbon!!!
--Apparently this was my 5yo self's fav joke.
Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?
They are both crushed-asians
Have you heard of Evil Knievals brother Ku Klux Knievel?
He once tried to jump 50 black mean on a steamroller.
this one is courtesy of a friend of mine... so did you hear about ku klux kineeval(sorry if ,misspelled)...
...he tried to jump 20 black guys while on a steamroller!
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You know how some people like cappucinos, some like lattes...
...well I knew someone who was a flat white person.
Shame that they didn't see the steamroller coming...
Have you heard of Ku Klux Knievel?
He tried to jump over 50 black people with a steamroller.
What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?
One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.
What does a guy from China, who's been hit by a steamroller, and a lobster have in common?
They're both crustaceans
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the steamroller steam jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working steamroller bastard piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.