Steam Train Jokes

Funniest Steam Train Short Jokes

Short steam train jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The steam train humour may include short railroad train jokes also.

1. My grandfather's dying wish was to be pushed in front of a steam train. When it finally happened, he was chuffed to bits.
2. I once had a friend who really wanted to get run over by a steam train When he did he was chuffed to bits
3. A friend of mine always wanted to be run over by a steam train. When it happened, he was chuffed to bits!
4. Our friend always wanted to be run over by a steam train. Last week we made his dream come true! He was chuffed to bits.
5. Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas? They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.
6. What's the difference between a teacher and a steam train? One says, 'Spit that gum out!'
   While the other says nothing as it is a steam train.
7. I had a mate who was suicidal.
   He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.
   He was chuffed to bits.
8. One train carriage leans over and says to the other. "See that steam train over there? Keep away from him, he's loco"
9. My mate always wanted to get hit by a steam train He was chuffed to bits when it happened!
10. What did Tupac say when he drove a steam train? *I didn't choose the c**... life, the c**... life chose me.*

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Steam Train One Liners

Which steam train one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with steam train? I can suggest the ones about train set and train tracks.

1. What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction? Steam.
   I'm so sorry.
2. How did Thomas the Tank become a faster steam engine? He trained.
3. What does a train conductor do when he's angry? He blows off some steam
4. Did you hear about the guy who jumped in front of a steam train? He was chuffed to bits.
5. Did you hear about the train that delivers games It's really picking up steam
6. What do you call an emotional train? A self-steam engine.
7. Saw a really nice steam train today. I was chuffed.
8. Why do old trains run? To blow off some steam.
9. How would you say otherwise: Spectral Steam Train? Phanthomas.
10. Did you hear about that guy who got run over by a steam train? He was chuffed to bits
11. Why did the train go the Brothel? To blow off a little steam.

Steam Train Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about steam train you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean train ride jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make steam train pranks.