The Best 90 Steam Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Steam jokes. There are some steam sega jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these steam dlc puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Steam Jokes and Puns

Did you guys hear about Evil Kinevil's brother Ku Klux Kenivel?

He tried to break a world record by jumping over 1000 black men with a steam roller.

Rick Santorum

What's the difference between Santorum and a feline-powered steam train?

One's a kitty shunt...

How do drown a hipster?

In the main steam

Steam joke, How do drown a hipster?

my friend said he would buy me a game on steam if i can come up with a joke based on these subjects. if you guys could help! id be really appreciated! if not i understand this is asking a lot.

Russians,a Small Animal, an American,a Brazilian and a Cruise Ship. thanks in advance for anything any one comes up with!

What do you get when you cross a raccoon, and a steam roller?

What do you get when you cross a raccoon, and a steam roller?

Rascal Flatts.

How Wonderful

Did you hear the story of the man that had the great honor of being crushed by a steam roller?

He was flattered

Not what he was expecting....

A hot divorcee moved in next door to an elderly man who has been lonely for most of his life. A couple of weeks later, she stops at his house for a moment. "I'm ready", she says to him, and his package starts to rise-----he can't help himself! "I wanna blow off some steam, get drunk, and get laid! Can I ask you something before I do that?" The man replies, "Sure!" and is so hard, he can't think clearly. "Can you watch my kids?" the divorcee asks.

Steam joke, Not what he was expecting....

A friend of mine always wanted to be run over by a steam train.

When it happened, he was chuffed to bits!

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean



I once had a friend who really wanted to get run over by a steam train

When he did he was chuffed to bits

So my friend said that abortion jokes have been losing steam recently...

I personally thought they've been killing them to early.

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I heard there's a new Bread simulator game on Steam..

It's a great game if you're just loafing around.

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

(Real Story) All of a sudden, my Steam language was set to Russian.

I was changing it back to English, when my hand slipped. But it's okay, now. I have everything in Czech.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

When it boils down to it

water is just steam.

Steam joke, When it boils down to it

Did you hear about the water that got so angry that he boiled himself?

He just had to let off some steam.

I don't have a high opinion about myself when I play PC games...

It's my low self on Steam.

Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop?

Because there'd be no charge.

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?


Steam customer service

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

The espresso bar tech visited today...

They adjusted my grind, turned up the heat, and blew out my steam wand.

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because PETA can't change anything.

-A joke I found inside the game manual for Super Meat Boy for Steam.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?


I'm so sorry.

Did you hear about the train that delivers games

It's really picking up steam

A crab, a tuna, a lobster, and a Chinese man being run over by a steam roller. What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

What do you call a discount sauna?

A steam sale

Some people say I'm unemployed, but I say I work..

for steam customer support

My grandfather's dying wish was to be pushed in front of a steam train.

When it finally happened, he was chuffed to bits.

I tried to capture steam from the sauna...

But I mist.

Why Did the Italian Go to the Sauna?

For a self'a steam.

What happens to water when it gets all fired up?

It lets off steam.

^^...I'm ^^sorry

I spent too much money on video games this month.

All of my savings have gone up in Steam.

My girlfriend ruined my self esteem

But then she told me to buy myself a steam account.

Valve is releasing a new game engine to replace Source

The Steam engine.

Did you hear about that guy who got run over by a steam train?

He was chuffed to bits

What's the difference between 9gag and a Russian sauna?

One is full of male steam, the other is full of stale memes.

Where does Peter Gabriel get his video games from?


Have you ever heard of Ku Klux Knievel?

I hadn't either until he tried jumping 14 black guys and 6 Mexicans in a steam roller.

Why is Jesus less powerful than a locomotive?

Because Jesus could only walk on water but a locomotive runs on steam.

What's the easiest way to lose 20 pounds?

The Steam summer sale

What did Tupac say when he drove a steam train?

*I didn't choose the chug life, the chug life chose me.*

I was looking for a Dating Simulator on Steam.

It said "Sorry, no matches found."

The level of realism is incredible.

So a Steam iron offers a club soda to a Dry iron..

And the dry iron says "No thanks i prefer the hibiscus tea"

Pupil: My neighbour, Mr Chang, got run over and killed by a steam roller. Teacher: Johnny! That's awful and has nothing to do with the homework I set you. Sit down immediately!

Pupil: But Miss, you said we had to talk about crushed Asians.

A man died due to his obsession of taking photos of himself next to a boiling kettle

He had serious selfie steam issues.

My friend keeps buying games, but never finds time to play them!

He says it's his way of blowing off steam.

I bought a duplex steam locomotive

It cost me Allegheny.

How did Thomas the Tank become a faster steam engine?

He trained.

What's the difference between Origin and steam?

One is a gaming platform and one is heated water.

Girl, you're like steam.

Too hot, but I'll try touching you anyway.




(This is just a joke. Dont actually do this.)

Steam is having a sale right now on Finnish games.

Next week they'll go back to selling unfinished games.

Iron with intellectual steam supply

Cons: Hardly does its job

Pros: Ridiculously hisses Hegel's quotes

I love taking photos of myself standing next to boiling water.

My doctor says I have selfie steam issues.

What is steam punk?

A kettle that plays three chords.

Did you hear about the guy who jumped in front of a steam train?

He was chuffed to bits.

Heard about the man that refuse to let other use his sauna?

He has selfish steam issues

Our friend always wanted to be run over by a steam train. Last week we made his dream come true!

He was chuffed to bits.

Why did the angry kettle feel calm after he was scammed?

He just had to let off some steam

What's the difference between a teacher and a steam train?

One says, 'Spit that gum out!'

While the other says nothing as it is a steam train.

I filled a steam engine with Holy Water.

The Power of Christ Propels You!
The Power of Christ Propels You!
The Power of Christ Propels You!

My uncle is a staunch flat earth proponent

And a steam roller operator

Whenever I go to a sauna, I must have the whole thing to my self...

I have selfish steam issues.

Why did the kettle get so hot?

It needed to blow off steam!

I was having a steamy sex with my wife's younger sister.

When she suddenly walked into our activity and said, "You people disgust me."

I said, "We never discussed you at all."

One train carriage leans over and says to the other.

"See that steam train over there? Keep away from him, he's loco"

Saw a really nice steam train today.

I was chuffed.

Metro: Exodus is the 3rd game in the Metro series.

No wonder its not releasing on Steam.

American intervention is kind of like my cooking...

It always involves a lot of oil... I steam in without really knowing what I'm doing... and lots of people die.

Why do old trains run?

To blow off some steam.

I recently got ran over by a steam roller

people said i should be offended, but i was flattered.

My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself in the shower

I guess you could say he has selfie steam issues

My friend has a habit of taking blurry pictures of himself in the bathroom mirror after taking hot showers...

I thunk he has a high selfie steam problem.

My wife went to the argument center

She wanted to let off some steam so she paid £5 at the desk and went in. She was assigned with her arguer and he said,
'£5 please'

'I've already paid, so let's get this goi-'

'I'm really sorry, but to begin you're going to have to give me £5'

'I'm really sorry I don't have much patience today and you're the last thing I-'

And she walked out

Two guys are headed to a friend's house.

"Not sure we should go there now. Something messed up happened to him. He needs to let off some steam."

The other friend says while eating a bag of candy

"Choo choo"

My friend is obsessed with taking selfies in the shower, but they always turn out blurry.

He has selfie steam issues.

You know what is the first thing you need to create steam?


My friend is addicted to taking blurry pictures of himself in the shower.

He has some serious selfie steam issues.

Why do people always talk about gaming on politics subs?

Also, can anyone tell me why Mortal Kombat: Ultra isn't on Steam?

What does a train conductor do when he's angry?

He blows off some steam

I really like vaping...

It's a good way to blow off steam

I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry.

He has selfie steam issues.

I Needed to Blow Off Some Steam so I Went to the Whorehouse...

...but the door was locked. Then the Madam came down and said, "We're closed. Beat it."

Dihydrogen Monoxide is a complex term that can confuse many people

But to make it simple, it really just boils down to steam.

When I'm stressed, I like to iron my clothes

It's a great way to let off steam.

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