The Best 10 Stealthy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stealthy jokes. There are some stealthy invisibility jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stealthy undercover puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stealthy Jokes and Puns

Why does leather armour help the wearer be stealthy?

Because it's made of hide.

Why is leather armor the best for being stealthy?

It's made of hide.

With the massive downturn in international travel, aircraft manufacturer Fokker has started developing planes for the military. Their latest is a small, super stealthy reconnaissance plane that is almost undetectable!

It's called the Sneaky Little Fokker.

An American, Russian and Malaysian are having a conversation

The American says: "We have the best stealth planes ever. We can fly our B-2 stealth bomber over Beijing and the Chinese will never see."

The Russian, not willing to be out done, says "We also have good stealth planes, so stealthy like Khrushchev and very accurate. 100% not bootleg."

The Malaysian said, "I have the best stealth plane. MH370 hasn't been found for 4 years."

Why is leather the best armor to wear if you're trying to be stealthy?

Because it's made of hide


What do you call a stealthy gay guy?

A fruit Ninja

What does a pilot do when he wants to be stealthy?

He hides in plane sight.

What does Spiderman use when he wants to be stealthy?

The Dark Web

I was at a costume party, but had decided not to dress up

I told everyone I was a really, really, really, really, really, stealthy airplane.

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I then proceeded to drop off their radar.

How might you describe a stealthy mollusk?

Clamdestine

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stealthy airbus jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stealthy invisible piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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