Stealth Jokes
24 stealth jokes and hilarious stealth puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stealth that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Stealth Short Jokes
Short stealth jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stealth humour may include short camouflage jokes also.
- If you're starting a stealth build in skyrim Make sure to use leather armor, because it's made of hide.
- Bethesda just announced they won't be porting Skyrim anymore. Though the new Stealth Archer '18 sounds like it's going to be pretty good.
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Stealth One Liners
Which stealth one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stealth? I can suggest the ones about espionage and sneak.
- I find it disappointing that the word "stealth" doesn't have a silent letter in it.
- What do you call a German stealth WW2 submarine? A not see you boat.
- What is a ninjas favorite section at the book store? Stealth Help
- Why did so many bell ringers die in WW1? Because they were on stealth missions.
- What do you call conspicuous policemen on a stealth mission? Over cops on covert ops.
- Did you know that Malaysia created a stealth plane in 2014 MH370
- What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset? Stealth Bomber
- Hear the slogan for the Stealth c**...? "They'll never see you coming."
- What is a stealth b**... favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas? B2
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What funny jokes about stealth you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean invisibility jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stealth pranks.
The Chinese have successfully tested their new Stealth Drones.
Not only will they be used in Recon and Combat missions but they will have the ability to drop vital equipment onto the battlefield.
They will have the element of supplies.
An American, Russian and Malaysian are having a conversation
The American says: "We have the best stealth planes ever. We can fly our B-2 stealth bomber over Beijing and the Chinese will never see."
The Russian, not willing to be out done, says "We also have good stealth planes, so stealthy like Khrushchev and very accurate. 100% not bootleg."
The Malaysian said, "I have the best stealth plane. MH370 hasn't been found for 4 years."
What was the stealthiest type of dinosaur?
the nobodysaurus
They say stealth planes make your radar signature smaller, so you show up to the radar just like a small bird
"Sir, we think we've spotted a pigeon on the radar screen."
"Well what's unusual about that?"
"Well the pigeon is flying at about mach 2."
What's the stealthiest type of footwear?
A sneaker.
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Apparently they don't use the term "stealth h**..." in the UK
They call it a "blanket wanket".
