The Best 16 Stealth Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stealth jokes. There are some stealth submarine jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stealth secretly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stealth Jokes and Puns

The Chinese have successfully tested their new Stealth Drones.

Not only will they be used in Recon and Combat missions but they will have the ability to drop vital equipment onto the battlefield.

They will have the element of supplies.

I find it disappointing that the word "stealth" doesn't have a silent letter in it.

If you're starting a stealth build in skyrim

Make sure to use leather armor, because it's made of hide.

Stealth joke, If you're starting a stealth build in skyrim

An American, Russian and Malaysian are having a conversation

The American says: "We have the best stealth planes ever. We can fly our B-2 stealth bomber over Beijing and the Chinese will never see."

The Russian, not willing to be out done, says "We also have good stealth planes, so stealthy like Khrushchev and very accurate. 100% not bootleg."

The Malaysian said, "I have the best stealth plane. MH370 hasn't been found for 4 years."

What do you call a German stealth WW2 submarine?

A not see you boat.


What was the stealthiest type of dinosaur?

the nobodysaurus

They say stealth planes make your radar signature smaller, so you show up to the radar just like a small bird

"Sir, we think we've spotted a pigeon on the radar screen."

"Well what's unusual about that?"

"Well the pigeon is flying at about mach 2."

Stealth joke, They say stealth planes make your radar signature smaller, so you show up to the radar just like a s

What is a ninjas favorite section at the book store?

Stealth Help

Why do stealth classes need leather armour?

Because it's made of HIDE.

Do you know why leather armor is the best for stealth?

Because it's made of hide

What's the stealthiest type of footwear?

A sneaker.

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Apparently they don't use the term "stealth handjob" in the UK

They call it a "blanket wanket".

Why did so many bell ringers die in WW1?

Because they were on stealth missions.

What do you call conspicuous policemen on a stealth mission?

Over cops on covert ops.

Bethesda just announced they won't be porting Skyrim anymore.

Though the new Stealth Archer '18 sounds like it's going to be pretty good.

Did you know that Malaysia created a stealth plane in 2014

MH370

Stealth joke, Did you know that Malaysia created a stealth plane in 2014

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stealth combat jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stealth camouflage piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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