The Best 15 Steakhouse Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Steakhouse jokes. There are some steakhouse restaurant jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these steakhouse outback puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Steakhouse Jokes and Puns

Did you hear about McDonald's trying to get into the high end steakhouse market?

It was a Big Mcsteak


Jill and Joe Biden go to a steakhouse for dinner. Jill says, I will have the petite filet medium rare with a baked potato with sour cream and butter. The waiter asks, What about your vegetable? Jill replies, Oh, he will have the same.

A man walks into a steakhouse

A man walks into a steakhouse and sees a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling.

"What's with the meat?" he asks the hostess.

She says, "It's a contest we are running. If you can jump up and grab a piece, your entire meal is free."

"And what if I miss?"

"Then you need to buy everyone in the restaurant a drink. Do you want to try?"

He looks up again.

"No, the steaks are too high."

What about the mad cow?

A man and his wife arrive from a business trip and
go to his favorite steakhouse unaware of the mad cow outbreak in his town. The waiter sits them and says, "Our special today is duck or shrimp."

The man replies, "I want a T-bone steak medium well."

The waiter, a bit miffed continues, "What about the mad cow?"

The man looks at the waiter and says, "She can order for herself."

Wife: that's a weird place for an Outback Steakhouse

Me: I know, right? Usually it's behind something.

I could never be a greeter at a steakhouse.

They always want you to pick your cut from the case before you are seated.

I wouldn't know whether to ask customers to stake their claim or claim their steak.

Three guys enter a steakhouse

One guy orderes a sirloin. Another guy the Porterhouse. The third the New York Strip.

Once the plates arrive, the three men lift their meals above their heads.

The waiter asks "What are you all doing?"

The men replied "Raising the steaks."

Why did the rapper never go into the steakhouse?

Because he had beef with the manager.

Team lunch at the steakhouse

To celebrate the close of a good fiscal year, the company's CEO takes his team of accountants out for a fancy lunch.

The waiter comes by and asks, "Are you ready to order?"

"Yes. I'll have the steak," says the CEO.

"Very good, sir," says the waiter, "and for your vegetables?"

"Oh, they'll have steak too," replies the CEO.

It's remarkable that nobody has opened a "grass fed" steakhouse in Colorado yet.....On the other hand....

They might just be afraid that the steaks would be too high.

I ordered a steak prepared à la Robert Kraft at a steakhouse outside Gilette Stadium.

It was well-aged meat, massaged with an Asian rub, publicly grilled and roasted.

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Why is a steakhouse a terrible first date?

It's bad to have any beef with your mate.

I work at a steakhouse and I have to say

It's rare to see a job well done

What did the Human Torch tell the waiter he wanted at the Jamaican steakhouse?

Filet, mon.

I went to Pappas Steakhouse during Lent

Just for the halibut.

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