Following is our collection of funny Steady jokes. There are some steady steadily jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these steady successor puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
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could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his
supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way
back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly
stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting
gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
He has rust issues.
He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places
An old man is sitting quietly at a bar drinking whisky. After an hour of steady drinking, he leans over and says to the young man next to him, "I bet you 20 bucks I can bite my eye."
Obviously this is impossible, and seeing an opportunity to take an easy 20 off a drunk, the young man says, "Okay. You're on."
The old man, whips his artificial eye out and bites it.
The young man sighs at being so easily fooled and hands over $20.
The old man finishes another drink and then leans over again and say, "I bet you 100 bucks I can bite the other eye."
Now the young man knows the man can see him and doesn't have two artificial eyes. So again he says. "You're on."
The old man then whips off his dentures and bites the other eye.
1. Puberty: masturbating in secrecy and shame.
2. Early adulthood: comfortable masturbation in your room and some casual sex with strangers.
3. First serious relationship: wild sex all the time.
4. First years of marriage: steady and regular sex.
5. Marriage after children: masturbating in secrecy and shame.
It looks as if his steady diet of footlongs will continue
But Fast and Furious killed Paul Walker.
Brits are really good at pulling out.
No one will be Russian.
I own a florist around the corner from the French embassy
Steady aim, control breathing, and fire again
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She died in a fire
A steady job with a loving family at home.
Because it's always getting baked.
He had a great Al Gore rhythm.
He is trying to get into his house but can't seem to get the keys into the keyhole.
Meanwhile, a stranger passes by and asks the man if he can help him unlock his door.
The man replies, "No, you just hold the house steady and I'll insert the keys."
Her: So why do they call you 'Tripod'?
Me: Let me unzip this and show you...
*opens camera case and takes really steady photo*
They don't give me enough credit.
Nothing, they both disappear in front of you.
Turns out my neighbor Dawn sometimes farts in her sleep.
(I am a mature man with a steady income)
Needless to say his wages were garnished
He really needed to get a grip.
I politely responded "Well Jesus and I were going steady for a while but we broke up. One day I came home from work and he was spread out and being nailed by a bunch of Romans, so I had to break it of, our relationship was dead a few days later."
I've been drinking steady every day since I was 16 , and I haven't become an alcoholic yet
Slow and steady wins the race.
Tell that to an asian pfft
The relationship wasn't very steady but the handjobs were great!
A Texas biologist, who discovered that the life of a porpoise could be prolonged indefinitely if it were fed a steady diet of seagulls, has been arrested at the Louisiana border. He faces charges of transporting gulls across state lines for immortal porpoises.
to be able to post this in a different sub.
It stays at a steady Three Degrees, Four Tops.
"Oh, Mom!" sobbed Mary, "I'm pregnant!" "What? How could you?" screamed the mother, "And just who is the father?" The daughter lifted up her tearful face and wailed, "How should I know? You're the one who would never let me go steady!"
He died in the fire.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the steady constant jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working steady pace piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.