Stds Jokes
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Funniest Stds Short Jokes
Short stds jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stds humour may include short syphilis jokes also.
- A guy and a girl are lying in bed after a hookup. "Listen," the guy says, "do you have that certificate that says you don't have STDs?"
"Yeah, I do."
"Well you can throw that away" - Motu: went to the STD booth and slapped 2 of the STDs. The STD person asked, "Why did Mara" say Motu, "On the sign board in front is written" 2 "dial it."
- In order to stay healthy one should avoid putting unhealthy things inside their body. That includes STDs.
- How are QVC and STDs alike? they're both ways to get something cheap that ends up looking awful
- Interestingly enough, you can get STDs from a toilet seat… But only if you sit down before the other guy gets off.
Source: QI - Some people They're kind of like STDs , at first you don't like them, and then they start to grow on you.
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Stds One Liners
Which stds one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stds? I can suggest the ones about negativity and viral.
- STDs are like sweets.... I enjoy giving them to little children
- How do you avoid STDs while in a dangerous cult? By making sure to practice safe sects
- STDS are like Pokemon My dad gave me the best ones when I was 12
- If lemons could get STDs, what would they get? Lemon-AIDS.
- I saw a viral video today. It taught me a lot about STDs.
- Condoms prevent pregnancy.. and other STDs.
- Video games, to me, are like STDs. I have a lot of video games.
- Hey guys i wrote a song about STDs It's pretty catchy
- I had an STD test today, I'm positive... ... That I have no STDs
- How did James Bond Die? STDs
- A powerpoint is a visual aid, what do you call a powerpoint on STDs? Visual Aids
- STDs are a lot like Pokemon... gotta catch 'em all
- I learned about STDs in eighth grade. The hard way.
- I can't mention STDs around my friend who has h**... It's a sore spot
- What musical instrument do people with STDs play? The herpsichord.
Delightful Fun Stds Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about stds you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean epidemic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stds pranks.
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What do Pokemon and STDs have in common?
If you toss your b**... around randomly for long enough you're bound to catch one
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What do fables and STDs have in common?
Both can be passed on o**...!
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Looked in the mirror and realized how ugly I am
First thing I did was call every person ive ever slept with to get tested. Not for STDs but they clearly need a psychiatric evaluation.
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Did you know guys can get STDs from public toilets?
All you have to do is sit down before the other guy gets up.
