Stds Jokes

Funniest Stds Short Jokes

Short stds jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stds humour may include short syphilis jokes also.

1. A guy and a girl are lying in bed after a hookup. "Listen," the guy says, "do you have that certificate that says you don't have STDs?"
   "Yeah, I do."
   "Well you can throw that away"
2. Looked in the mirror and realized how ugly I am First thing I did was call every person ive ever slept with to get tested. Not for STDs but they clearly need a psychiatric evaluation.
3. Motu: went to the STD booth and slapped 2 of the STDs. The STD person asked, "Why did Mara" say Motu, "On the sign board in front is written" 2 "dial it."
4. In order to stay healthy one should avoid putting unhealthy things inside their body. That includes STDs.
5. How are QVC and STDs alike? they're both ways to get something cheap that ends up looking awful
6. Did you know guys can get STDs from public toilets? All you have to do is sit down before the other guy gets up.
7. Interestingly enough, you can get STDs from a toilet seat… But only if you sit down before the other guy gets off.
   Source: QI
8. Some people They're kind of like STDs , at first you don't like them, and then they start to grow on you.
9. Why is african education so behind? Because instead of learning their abcs they learn their stds
10. Birds are kinda like STDs - But with STDs, two in the hand is worth one in the bush

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Stds One Liners

Which stds one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stds? I can suggest the ones about negativity and viral.

1. STDs are like sweets.... I enjoy giving them to little children
2. How do you avoid STDs while in a dangerous cult? By making sure to practice safe sects
3. STDS are like Pokemon My dad gave me the best ones when I was 12
4. What musical instrument do people with STDs play? The herpsichord.
5. If lemons could get STDs, what would they get? Lemon-AIDS.
6. Why did Ollivander get himself tested for STDs? Because his John Hurt.
7. I saw a viral video today. It taught me a lot about STDs.
8. Condoms prevent pregnancy.. and other STDs.
9. Video games, to me, are like STDs. I have a lot of video games.
10. Hey guys i wrote a song about STDs It's pretty catchy
11. I had an STD test today, I'm positive... ... That I have no STDs
12. How did James Bond Die? STDs
13. A powerpoint is a visual aid, what do you call a powerpoint on STDs? Visual Aids
14. STDs are a lot like Pokemon... gotta catch 'em all
15. STDs are like Pokemon. Gotta catch'm all!

Delightful Fun Stds Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about stds you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean epidemic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stds pranks.