Staying Jokes
184 staying jokes and hilarious staying puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about staying that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Keep yourself entertained with this collection of staying jokes! Laugh away the hours while playing with words like staying up late, staying in, staying young, staying cool, staying awake, staying home, staying warm, staying in bed, and more! Check out these funny jokes and discover funny new ways to talk about where you're dwelling and your accommodations.
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Funniest Staying Short Jokes
Short staying jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The staying humour may include short stayed jokes also.
- Since this is the first year that I've remembered my cake day, here's my four year old's favorite joke. What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here. I'll go on ahead.
- At breakfast, a man asked his wife What would you do I if won the lottery? She replied, I'd take half, and then leave you. Great, he said I won $12 yesterday. Here's $6. Stay in touch.
- What's the difference between a tea bag and the German football team? A tea bag stays in the cup for longer...
Bit of British humour right there ;) - With all the negativity in the world today... ...at least charlie sheen is staying positive.
- I told my boss that three companies were after me, so I needed a raise in pay to stay in my current job. He asked which companies? I told him the gas, electric, and phone companies.
- My wife packed my bags and told me to leave . . . As I was headed out the door, she said "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death." I said, "so now you want me to stay?"
- Jesus died for your sins. But did He stay dead?
At most, He lost a weekend for your sins. - My wife asked me: "Shall we go bowling or stay cozy home." I replied: " I am sick of putting my fingers in holes that everyone has touched with their sweaty hands. Let's go bowling!"
- What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar? "The girls get older, but he stays the same age"
-first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of) - My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered... "Swarm."
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Staying One Liners
Which staying one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with staying? I can suggest the ones about remains and keeping.
- Why do bees stay in the hive in the winter? Swarm
- I once stayed up all night trying figure out where the sun went Then it dawned on me
- How do you get a dozen Americans out of a car? Tell them to stay inside the car.
- A man walks into a bar ... and stays there my entire childhood.
- Why do spies never use capitalization? They like to stay low-key.
- The CEO of Apple came out gay... Now we know why the iPhone 6 can't stay straight
- My doctor advised me to stay away from trans fats. I guess I should really get off Tumblr
- My doctor told me to stay away from trans fats. Guess I can't go on tumblr anymore.
- My doctor told me to stay away from trans fats... But it's 2017 and I'll date who I want
- What kind of dog can stay underwater for a long time? A subwoofer
- 2019: Stay away from negative People 2020: Stay away from positive people
- If you don't like the way women drive, Stay off the sidewalk.
- Trinity: "I really can't stay." Neo: "Baby it's code outside."
- How to always stay positive in life: | life |
- Never give up on your dreams... Stay in bed.
Staying Home Jokes
Here is a list of funny staying home jokes and even better staying home puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- If there's anyone out there who has no family and is planning to stay home alone this Thanksgiving, please let me know. I need to borrow some chairs.
- Fords coming out with heated tailgates. So your hands stay warm while you're pushing it home.
- TIL that Sir Paul McCartney once turned down nearly $64 million to appear on an American talk show because he wanted to stay home and watch his favorite sport on TV. It was *Ellen* or rugby.
- after 3 weeks of lockdon I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself
- My girlfriend asked, "Why do we always stay home for dinner and never eat out?" Obviously if I was any good at eating out, then you wouldn't be complaining about staying home.
- My wife is angry because she thinks I'm letting birds make a home in my beard. They're obviously not staying though. It's just a Hairbnb.
- Why do Jews stay home during the summer? They don't like going to camps.
- My wife told me if I'm going to stay home, then start doing lunges to get back in shape. This would be a big step forward.
- Why are school shooters more likely to be white people? White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.
- Over a year ago, I left a full load in my friends dishwasher when I stayed at his home. Lucky me, he's the father.
Staying In Bed Jokes
Here is a list of funny staying in bed jokes and even better staying in bed puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My brother won a prize for staying in a hospital bed for a really long time. He got a trophy.
- My imaginary friend's coming to stay tonight So I've made up a bed for him
- What do you get for winning the "Staying in Bed the Longest" competition? Atrophy
- Why did the policeman stay in bed today? he was undercover
*!* - I am so good in bed.... I can stay there all day long
- I asked my husband: How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee? He replied... ...It's hard
- God spoke to me today. He said "Stay in bed and skip work".
Turns out my boss isn't religious and I'm unemployed. - I'm fantastic in bed I can stay asleep for 15 hours!
- Somebody told me to "live everyday like it's your last". So, I decided I'd stay in bed with life support and act as if I'm in comatose state from now on.
- I was staying at my girlfriends house last night and her dad wouldn't let us sleep in the same bed.
Staying Up Late Jokes
Here is a list of funny staying up late jokes and even better staying up late puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I started a poetry club at the prison I work at. It's great for the inmates, but does mean I have to stay late with no extra pay It's got prose and cons.
- "You are gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late" Jokes on you I am gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what.
- Why do bees stay in their hives in winter? Swarm.
What did they bee say to his wife when they were running late for dinner?
Hurry up honey. - I stay up late all the time, and it's getting really easy I could do it in my sleep
- Cinderella was waiting for her christmas photos to be sent in the mail. Even though they were very late she stayed positive, thinking: 'One day my prints will come'.
- I complimented my boss's new car. He replied, Thanks! You know if you work hard, stay late, and give it 110%.. I can afford an even nicer one next year!
- My friend came over My friend came over, and saw me playing a game. They asked, "what are you playing?" I said, "I'm playing Until Dawn." They said, "Don't stay up that late, it's bad for you!"
- Why is it so easy to stay up late, but waking up in the morning is an eternal struggle? Things at motion tend to stay in motion, while things at rest tend to stay at rest.
- I stay up late on Saturday and Sunday Cause sleep is for the week.
- Late term abortion now offered in Florida Free with stay to any Orlando resort
Staying Young Jokes
Here is a list of funny staying young jokes and even better staying young puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Young Guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms for the first time. The cashier said "That will be 5.99 plus tax".
The young guy says "Tacks!!! I thought these things stayed on by themselves!!!" - It's bad news that Les Moonves is leaving CBS But even worse, Young Sheldon is staying
- Secret to staying young... 1) Live honestly.
2) Eat slowly.
3) Lie about your age. - How does Optimus Prime stay young looking? Autobotulism
- A couple is staying at a nudist campsite... "When I tell you I love you, why do you always lower your eyes?", asks the young man.
The woman says, "To see if it's true." - A young calf went to the deli's by himself even though he was told to stay home. He was grounded afterwards.
- A man in 1867 decided to have himself be coated in gold to stay young forever, now he's... Old but gold
- If all my ex's live in Texas, then where are Jared Fogle's ex's? Neverland, where they stay young forever
- At least avicii got his wish To stay forever this young, not afraid to close his eyes
Staying In Jokes
Here is a list of funny staying in jokes and even better staying in puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Surgeon: "Stay calm John, it's just a little cut with a scalpel, no need to be nervous." Patient: "Thanks Doc, but I'm not John"
Surgeon: "I know, I am" - I told my boss I needed a raise to stay at work because there are three different companies showing interest in me... He asked me which companies and I told him, "The gas, electric, and cable ones"
- What's the difference between a teabag and the German national team? The teabag stays in the cup longer
- My new year's resolution is to stay out of shape Maybe I won't stick with this one either.
- When i was a boy, i had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to stay alive... It's a good thing my brother told me about it
- My girlfriend asked me with how many girls I've slept with "Only with you babe..." I replied
"Awww, really?"
"...Yeah, with the others I stayed awake." - At breakfast, the wife asks her husband What would you do if I won the Lotto? He says, I'd take my half and leave you.
She says, "Great. Here's $6, I won $12 yesterday! Stay in touch. - My mom pointed at a guy across from our house... ...and said, "Stay away from him, he takes drugs."
That's sound advice, I thought to myself. I don't want him taking mine. - What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
- My girlfriend's parents are very religious The first time I went to stay with her at her parents' house her dad wouldn't let us sleep together.
Which is a shame because he is very attractive.
Hilarious Fun Staying Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about staying you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stay at home jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make staying pranks.
A conversation between my mother and my wife.
Wife: Hi mom, I am so happy to see you. How long will you be staying?
Mother-in-Law: As long as you want me to...
Wife: What! you wont even stay for coffee?
I was staying in an Hotel
Last night I was staying in an hotel, trying to get some sleep after a long day of travel, meetings, and work.
I kept getting woken up by a woman screaming at me and beating on the door of the room.
She just wouldn't stop, I tried to ignore her as best I could but I finally came to accept the fact, after a few hours, if I wanted to get any sleep, I would have to let her out.
A woman staying in a hotel was taking a shower after a long days work when she heard a knock on her door.
She went to the door, looked through the door-hole and saw it was her friend Steve. She wrapped a towel around her and opened the door.
"I finally got my racing licence!" exclaimed Steve.
"Good for you." the woman said, and closed the door, left the towel by the door and got back in the shower. A second knock came, and she saw it was John, another friend of hers. Again she wrapped the towel around her and opened the door.
"I won the lottery!" John said, and the woman congratulated him and went back to her shower. for the third time, a knock on the door came. she looked through the peephole and saw it was Tom, her blind friend. she didn't bother putting on a towel.
"What is it Tom?! This is the third time I have been interrupted while showering!"
Tom gleefully replied:
"I can see!"
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper "Black pepper, or white pepper? " asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper! "
A Foot And A Half
Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a v**.... So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you.
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest.
Don't worry, Maria, says the mother, all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you.
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!
Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you.
So up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!
Stay here and stir the pasta, says the mother.
This is a job for Mama.
How do you know when you're staying in a h**... hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink,"
and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
A lady was waiting at home.
A lady was waiting at home, and thought it would be funny to s**... off her husband as soon as he got home. Sure enough, a couple of hours later, he opens the door and says "Honey! I'm h**...-" She begins to zip down his pants and says "Ssshhh, don't talk." She goes in to s**... when the husband says, "Honey! Stop! I was about to say, these are my parents, they're staying over for thanksgiving."
A man calls his wife late at night.
He says, "I'm sorry honey, but i'm going to be staying with Jack tonight."
She says, "Its ok, honey. I'll see you in the morning, love you."
"I love you, too dear. Have a good night."
The wife quietly hangs up the phone and turns to the man in her bed, "Its ok, my husband is with you tonight."
-Redd Foxx
An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m
...and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
The man replied,
"I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol a**... and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asked,
"Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replied, "That would be my wife."
A man opens the door for his moother-in-law
And declares, "Oh, long time, no see! This is a surprise. How long will you be staying with us, this time, then?"
The mother-in-law, trying to be polite, jokinly replies with a big grin, "Until you get sick of me."
"Oh, really? You won't even stay for a cup of coffee?"
In Vermont an old man is sitting in his rocking chair on his porch, quietly smoking a pipe.
A tourist who is staying at a nearby B&B passes by every day for a week, and whenever he passes, the man is just sitting there in his rocking chair quietly smoking his pipe.
One day the tourist cannot refrain from asking the old man: "Say, have you been sitting here all your life, doing nothing but smoking your pipe?"
Says the old man: "Not yet!"
Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?
The Cowboys Stadium.
Because they can't catch anything there.
A man gets pulled over by the police...
A man was stopped by the police around 2 am. The officer asked him where he was going at that time of night.
The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol a**... and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replied, "That would be my wife."
A pair of twins have a deal...
They constantly get in trouble with the law for various reasons and are frequently thrown in jail. They don't like staying in jail for too long, so they made a deal: if only one of the twins is arrested and imprisoned, the other twin will sneak in and swap places with them when they have spent half the time served in prison.
It's great to see these twins are so close that they're always finish each other's sentences.
Grandmas don't know everything.........
Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,
'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called s**... i**... , darling.
Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
'Grandma, it isn't called s**... i**... . It's called Bunk Beds.
And Jimmy 's mum wants to talk to you.'
So many years after his death, I stayed in room 1401 and remembered how great Mitch Hedberg was.
"The hotel I'm staying in has no 13th floor 'cause of superstition. But people on the 14th floor: You know what floor you're really on. What room are you in? 1401? No, you're not! If you jump out that window, you will die earlier."
— Mitch Hedberg
R.I.P.
What do you say when your lesbian daughter brings home her girlfriend?
"Are you going to be staying for dinner or eating out?"
Teacher , How can we keep the school clean
Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?"
Student: "By staying home"
Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?
Because he was resisting a rest.
Switzerland declares war on China.
The Chinese President is informed by one of his aides that Switzerland has declared war on them. The president calmly asks:
"What's the population of Switzerland?", the aide replies: "8 million, sir", and so the president says: "Alright, which hotel will they be staying at?".
I'm sick and tired of those who say Hillary has no great accomplishments....
I would say staying out of prison for the crimes she committed in the last four decades is a great accomplishment.
There were three men staying at a ski lodge
They ran out of rooms so all three had a to share a bed
The guy on the right said "I had a really weird drama that I was getting a h**..."
The guy on the left says "I had that exact same dream as well"
Then the guy in the middle said "You perverts, I was dreaming that I was skiing"
I heard the Ringling Bros Circus is staying in business
They plan to stick around for another four years under the name "Trump Administration"
What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?
Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
I was having trouble staying awake at work but my coworker beat me to the last cup of coffee in the p**....
It's like they say: if you lose you snooze.
My wife and I really should get a divorce, but we're staying together because of our kids
Neither of us want custody of those little brats...
I'm an English teacher and I'm obsessed with staying clean.
I hope there isn't any literature house.
"Wow, this camping trip's going to be INTENSE!"
"What?! *I thought you said were staying in the cabin*!"
Two ambassadors — one Israeli and one Palestinian — are staying in a hotel...
They decide to order lunch, each opting for a porterhouse steak. Unfortunately, the kitchen staff find that there is only one porterhouse left. No one knows what to do, as nobody dares give either ambassador a replacement meal. The cook really wishes for a two-steak solution.
surgeon's disappointing holiday
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had been. "Oh, it was very disappointing"' he said. "I didn't kill a thing. I'd have been better off staying here in the hospital."
What is Barry Gibb better at than the rest of the Bee Gees?
Staying Alive
Wife: Can my husband come in with me?
Wife: Can my husband come in with me?
Doctor: Don't worry I'm a respected doctor.
Wife: But my husband isn't, and he's staying out there alone with your secretary.
A supermarket cashier asked if I want my milk in a bag...
I said no, I prefer it staying in the carton.
Why do 19th century western women insist on staying in the kitchen?
It's easier to control the arsenic.
An Old Man and His Lake
An old man went down to his lake to clear brush from a recent storm. When he arrived he found 8 beautiful women skinny dipping in the water. Seeing him the women yelled "you get out of here old man. We're staying under the water until you're long gone so you don't see a thing." Quickly the old man replied "I apologize ladies. I'm not here to spy on you. I just came to feed the alligators."
A man calls the hotel receptionist where he is staying,
"My wife and I were arguing earlier and now she's trying to jump out of the window. Send someone to room 314 please!"
The receptionist responds, "Sir, that sounds like a personal problem. Sort out the matter yourself."
The man is taken aback. "How is this a personal problem? I'm calling for maintenance, the window won't open!"
A username walks to the reception desk of a hotel after staying there a few days.
And it checks out.
A man is pulled over at 2am by a state trooper
State trooper: Hey, where you headed at 2 am sir?
Elderly man: I'm just on my way to hear a lecture about the dangers of drinking and staying out late and smoking m**... with friends who are a bad influence.
State Trooper: Really? Who's giving that kind of lecture at 2 in the morning?
Elderly man: That would be my wife, officer.
A college professor is driving home drunk one Saturday night....
When he gets pulled over. The cop comes up to his window and asks him:
"Excuse me sir, you were speeding, you ran a red light and you appear to be drunk, where are you going?"
The professor replies: "I am currently on my way to a lecture concerning the dangers of drinking, smoking and staying up late."
The police officer says: "Who could possibly be giving that kind of lecture at this time?"
The professor responds: "My wife."
I'm going on holiday to Egypt. A coworker told me it can get up to 100 degrees in the shade...
...I'll be staying out of the shade then.
3 Belgians are sitting next to a river
3 Belgians are sitting next to a river, A crocodile swims past and they start to throw rocks at it. The crocodile gets angry and begins to swim towards them. 2 of them run and climb in a tree. They shout to the other "Why are you staying there, you better run before the crocodile comes!"
He replies "Why I didn't throw any Rocks"
If you don't get your hair dyed...
...are you staying true to your roots?
I'm staying a v**... for my entire life...
To set a good example for my kids .
My wife loved to talk to me while having s**...
She would always call me from the hotels she was staying at
A door to door salesman knocked on a door and a woman answered.
Salesman - Hello. Would you like to buy a book titled '500 Excuses to Tell Your Wife After Staying Out Late'?
Woman - Why on earth would I buy a book like that?
Salesman - Because I sold a copy to your husband earlier today.
A man from the US was staying in a Montreal hotel.
He noticed that when he turned on a tap that was labeled C, he got hot water. So, he called the manager to complain.
"Oh," explained the manager, "C stands for 'chaud', which is the French word for 'hot'."
"OK," said the American, "but the other one says C too."
"Bien sûr," replied the manager. "Montreal is a bilingual city."
A Frenchman staying at a hotel in England calls room service and asks for some pepper...
"What kind of pepper would you like, sir? Black pepper, white pepper, red pepper?" asked the manager.
He replied, "Toilette pepper!"
I was staying at a fancy hotel....
...and it said in the Guest Services, "Dial *75 for Turn-Down Service". So, I dialed *75.
A woman answered the phone saying, "I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last man on earth!"
It's nice that while I'm traveling, I can still get some things that remind me of home.
My friend is obsessed with hygiene.
I asked him if he has any plans this weekend. He told me he's staying inside watching a soap opera!
A man was ill one day and had to take the day off work
Staying home, he began to appreciate how much his wife loved him.
The wife was so thrilled to have her husband home, that when the mailman came round, for example, the wife ran outside shouting "My husband's home! My husband's home!
Ha - mildly amusing
Haha - laughing
Hahaha - saracstic laughing
Hahahaha - Staying Alive
Two boys are staying at grandmas doing nightly prayers
Two boys are staying at grandmas doing nightly prayers. The first boy quietly asks God for a puppy, the second boy shouts "PLEASE LORD LET ME HAVE A NEW BIKE". The first boy says to the other boy "you don't need to yell I'm sure God can hear you", the second boy says "I know he can but grandma needs to".
The thought of going home to my wife makes work much easier for me.
Think of all the stress I avoid by staying in the office.
I've been told I have a difficult time staying on task,
But really I just think
Staying at the beach this week, and can't help but wonder how so many parts of the ocean can appear so dirty...
...when there's more or less tide in it every single day.
I was staying in a hotel last night.
I phoned down to reception. Hi, this is room 26 Can I have a wake up call, please? She said Yes, you're in your mid 30s, Single, live with your mother and have achieved nothing in life!"
My STI test results came back
I have chlamydia but at least I'm staying positive about it
I like to spend every day as if it's my last.
Staying in bed and calling for a nurse to bring me more pudding.
I'm dating a homeless woman.
It was easier talking her into staying over.
Judging by the sounds, there's an ogre staying in the hotel room above me.
Hopefully he shreks out tomorrow.
A child was sent to jail for staying up past his bedtime
He got charged with resisting arrest.
I'm never staying at the Marriott again.
When I pulled up to the front of the hotel some gang called "The Valets" tried to take my car.
/u/username hates the hotel he is staying in and starts packing his stuff.
Username checks out.
You're like a flower.
You'll be dead in my living room in two weeks, but you're staying for three.
I was staying in a c**... motel. In the middle of the night a beautiful woman woke me up by pounding on the door and begging me to open it. I felt so bad...
... that I decided to let her out.
My uncle got a severe allergic reaction while staying in a remotely located hotel near Barcelona...
he would have died certainly as there were no hospitals close by. Suddenly we heard someone knocking on the hotel's door. Miraculously it was the hotel's in-house doctor.
We were quite amused by how the doctor showed up at the exact time he was needed.
Nobody expected the Spanish Inn Physician
A priest, a rabbi, and a hipster walk into a bar...
The hipster says "man, this set-up is soooo played-out. I'm not gonna ruin my cred by staying, so I'm outie 5000." He then gets on his fixed-gear bicycle and rides it home to his loft that he pays for with money from his trust fund. He reads Bukowski by tap light in his futon until he falls asleep. And he lived ironically ever after.
/u/username hates the hotel room he's currently staying in.
Username checks out.
It's a lot of rubbish when people talk about "how good" modern kids are these days with technology.
My grandson is staying for the weekend, and he looks absolutely clueless with my VCR and VHS tapes.
Billy's parents were about to leave for a business trip
They told Billy he would be staying at his grandma's house for the week and they dropped him off on their way to the airport. Once his parents' car had left the driveway, Billy started sobbing intensely.
His grandma asked Billy, what's wrong? Are you homesick?
Billy replied No. I'm heresick.
I saw this great movie while staying at this hotel. It had a ton of gunfights, cowboys, and saloons.
It was The Best Western I've ever seen.
John Travolta hospitalized for suspected COVID-19
However, doctors have confirmed that it was only Saturday Night Fever and they assure everyone he is Staying Alive.
Apparently, he had chills that were multiplying.
Day 1: Staying home, avoiding social gatherings and eating food in my room
Day 50: Continuing with this process
Day 100: Still feeling okay
Day 2500: Now a global virus has arrived and others are doing what i do.
How church kids flirt
So, you're staying for second service too?
My brother has been staying with me for a couple weeks now, which has been awful.
My brother is crazy. Even my neighbors hate him. The other day I opened the door...I caught him m**.... He looks me right in the eyes and goes, Shut the door.
I said, Get inside.
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