The Best 18 Stayin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stayin jokes. There are some stayin stop jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stayin sleep puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stayin Jokes and Puns

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I was staying in a hotel last night. Before I went to bed, I phoned down to reception.

Hi, this is room 317. Can I have a wake-up call, please?

The receptionist replied, Yes. You're fat, in your 40′s and given you're staying in such a cheap hotel probably haven't achieved much in your life.

Staying at a house that talks.

In a manor of speaking.

Stayin joke, Staying at a house that talks.

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink,"
and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

Laughing scale

Ha – Mildly amusing

Haha – Funny

Hahaha – Sarcastic laugh

Hahahaha – Stayin alive


I was staying in a hotel last night.

I phoned down to reception. Hi, this is room 26 Can I have a wake up call, please? She said Yes, you're in your mid 30s, Single, live with your mother and have achieved nothing in life!"

I was staying in an Hotel

Last night I was staying in an hotel, trying to get some sleep after a long day of travel, meetings, and work.

I kept getting woken up by a woman screaming at me and beating on the door of the room.



She just wouldn't stop, I tried to ignore her as best I could but I finally came to accept the fact, after a few hours, if I wanted to get any sleep, I would have to let her out.

Stayin joke, I was staying in an Hotel

I was staying at a fancy hotel....

...and it said in the Guest Services, "Dial *75 for Turn-Down Service". So, I dialed *75.

A woman answered the phone saying, "I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last man on earth!"

It's nice that while I'm traveling, I can still get some things that remind me of home.

I was staying at my girlfriends house last night and her dad wouldn't let us sleep in the same bed.

I'm staying a virgin for my entire life...

To set a good example for my kids .

I was staying in a crappy motel. In the middle of the night a beautiful woman woke me up by pounding on the door and begging me to open it. I felt so bad...

... that I decided to let her out.

You can explore stayin day reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean stayin sleepin dad jokes. There are also stayin puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Staying at the beach this week, and can't help but wonder how so many parts of the ocean can appear so dirty...

...when there's more or less tide in it every single day.

So I was staying at my uncles...

SO THIS IS A REAL STORY

My nephew, mommy you're kind of fat.

My uncle, no she's not son she's just big boned.

My nephews expression immediately drops,

Daddy is she okay?

Yeah why wouldn't she be?

Why do her bones jiggle?

Staying alive is easy

I can do it in my sleep

I was staying at a hotel when the housekeeper would not stop banging on the door

After a long time, I decided to get up and let her out

I'm never staying at the Marriott again.

When I pulled up to the front of the hotel some gang called "The Valets" tried to take my car.

Stayin joke, I'm never staying at the Marriott again.

Staying strapped probably has completely different implications

When you're a gangster rapper vs. being highly into BDSM...

Staying Positive

Who needs anti depressants when you have a Van Der Graaf Generator

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stayin hangin jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stayin puttin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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