Stayin Jokes
16 stayin jokes and hilarious stayin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stayin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Stayin Short Jokes
Short stayin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stayin humour may include short hours jokes also.
- Laughing scale Ha – Mildly amusing
Haha – Funny
Hahaha – Sarcastic laugh
Hahahaha – Stayin alive - I just learned that there's only one surviving member of the bee gees left. So yeah, he's certainly stayin' alive.
- Using a Ouija board, I tried to communicate with the dead. It spelled out "Ah ah ah yeah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive"... Must have bought a Bee Gee board by mistake...
- Let's have a toast. To Honor! Hittin' honor, gettin' honor, stayin' honor, and if you can't come in her, come honor.
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Stayin One Liners
Which stayin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stayin? I can suggest the ones about sentence and stay.
- What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees? Stayin' Alive
Laughable Stayin Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about stayin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hotel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stayin pranks.
In 2019 we were staying away from nnegative people.
In 2020 we are staying away from positive people.
I was staying in a hotel last night. Before I went to bed, I phoned down to reception.
Hi, this is room 317. Can I have a wake-up call, please?
The receptionist replied, Yes. You're fat, in your 40′s and given you're staying in such a cheap hotel probably haven't achieved much in your life.
Staying at a house that talks.
In a manor of speaking.
How do you know when you're staying in a h**... hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink,"
and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
I was staying in an Hotel
Last night I was staying in an hotel, trying to get some sleep after a long day of travel, meetings, and work.
I kept getting woken up by a woman screaming at me and beating on the door of the room.
She just wouldn't stop, I tried to ignore her as best I could but I finally came to accept the fact, after a few hours, if I wanted to get any sleep, I would have to let her out.
I was staying in a hotel last night.
I phoned down to reception. Hi, this is room 26 Can I have a wake up call, please? She said Yes, you're in your mid 30s, Single, live with your mother and have achieved nothing in life!"
I was staying the night in a haunted pub
Just as the clock struck midnight a ghostly police officer walked in through the wall and across my room and out through the other wall.
Next morning I told the landlord what I'd seen.
"Oh yes," he said, "that's the inn spectre".
I was staying at a fancy hotel....
...and it said in the Guest Services, "Dial *75 for Turn-Down Service". So, I dialed *75.
A woman answered the phone saying, "I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last man on earth!"
It's nice that while I'm traveling, I can still get some things that remind me of home.
I was staying at my girlfriends house last night and her dad wouldn't let us sleep in the same bed.
I'm staying a v**... for my entire life...
To set a good example for my kids .
I was staying in a c**... motel. In the middle of the night a beautiful woman woke me up by pounding on the door and begging me to open it. I felt so bad...
... that I decided to let her out.
Staying at the beach this week, and can't help but wonder how so many parts of the ocean can appear so dirty...
...when there's more or less tide in it every single day.
So I was staying at my uncles...
SO THIS IS A REAL STORY
My nephew, mommy you're kind of fat.
My uncle, no she's not son she's just big b**....
My nephews expression immediately drops,
Daddy is she okay?
Yeah why wouldn't she be?
Why do her bones jiggle?
I'm never staying at the Marriott again.
When I pulled up to the front of the hotel some gang called "The Valets" tried to take my car.
