The Best 6 Stay At Home Dad Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stay At Home Dad jokes. There are some stay at home dad jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stay at home dad puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stay At Home Dad Jokes and Puns

My daughter, 10, won tonight

My wife and I were stepping out to the neighbors for a get together and she is staying home tonight, so I reviewed the ground rules - don't answer the door, let the dog out the back door, call us if you need, etc.

She looked at me and said You know the rules, and so do I

Rickrolled as a dad joke.

Later, called to remind her to let the dog, who is a white goldendoodle, out. Speech to text screwed up and put make sure Ginger isn't at the door into make sure Ginger isn't at the bar

The reply?

Too late, she's white dog wasted

We have a natural here…

Eddie Murphy Cosby joke - SNL joke controversy!

Eddie Murphy: But if you would have told me 30 years ago that I would be this boring, stay-at-home ... house dad and Bill Cosby would be in jail, even I would have took that bet.
Who is America's Dad now?

What do you call a dad joke that doesn't work?

A stay-at-home dad joke

One day children are learning the word contagious.

One day children are learning the word contagious. They are told to use the word in a sentence. Mary says,"I had to stay home from school because I had a contagious disease." Steve says,"My neighbor was painting the fence and my dad said it will take that contagious."

For me, the term "stay-at-home dad" isn't just a term...

It's something my kids say whenever there's a family outing.


Why do kids wants to stay home instead of attending mass on Sunday?

Their dad hits it better than their priest.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stay at home dad jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stay at home dad piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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