The Best 6 Statutory Rape Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Statutory Rape jokes. There are some statutory rape jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these statutory rape puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Statutory Rape Jokes and Puns

I had sex with Michelangelo's David

and now they're trying to charge me with with statutory rape

A man was caught having sex with the Venus de Milo...

...he was charged with statutory rape

Bad news: I got caught going 28 mph in a school zone.

Good news: statutory rape won't affect my license points.

A man was arrested this evening in the park for pubic indecency in front a bronze figure of a young girl.

He was reportedly charged with statutory rape.

What's black,white,and red all over

Michael Jackson when he was charged with statutory rape.


When I was 10, I was touched by an angel.

Angel Martinez is now serving 25 to life for statutory rape.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the statutory rape jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working statutory rape piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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