The Best 16 Statutory Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Statutory jokes. There are some statutory minimalist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these statutory slaughter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Statutory Jokes and Puns

I got arrested buying E-Cigs for minors...

They charged me with statutory vape.

A man was caught having sex with the Venus de Milo...

...he was charged with statutory rape

Bad news: I got caught going 28 mph in a school zone.

Good news: statutory rape won't affect my license points.

Statutory joke, Bad news: I got caught going 28 mph in a school zone.

I'm opening a wine bar

Unlike other wine bars we will only sell wine that is not very old. The name of the place? Statutory Grape.

On Halloween I give young kids little boxes of raisins.

I've been accused of statutory grape.


Notice In A Library

Notice In A Library.

Statutory Warning ,

While Reading Sex Knowledge Books,

Please Hold The Book With Both Hands.

A man was arrested this evening in the park for pubic indecency in front a bronze figure of a young girl.

He was reportedly charged with statutory rape.

Statutory joke, A man was arrested this evening in the park for pubic indecency in front a bronze figure of a young

What do you call it when death comes for a child?

Statutory reap

What happens when you rehydrate a raisin before it's ready?

Statutory Grape.

What do you call underage rhyming?

Statutory Rap

What do you call it when you brew a batch of wine too early?

Statutory Grape.

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What do you call the molestation of a baby farmyard bird?

Chicken Statutory

Arrested at the Zoo.

I got arrested at the zoo the other day for having sex with a baby gorilla. When I asked the officer what I was being charged with he responded "Statutory Ape".

A new law will require all wine to be aged 18 months before commercial sale

Failure to follow new legislation will be referred to as Statutory Grape

What's black,white,and red all over

Michael Jackson when he was charged with statutory rape.

When I was 10, I was touched by an angel.

Angel Martinez is now serving 25 to life for statutory rape.

Statutory joke, When I was 10, I was touched by an angel.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the statutory legislation jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working statutory ianal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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