Statutory Jokes

22 statutory jokes and hilarious statutory puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about statutory that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Statutory Short Jokes

Short statutory jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The statutory humour may include short statistical jokes also.

  1. I'm opening a wine bar Unlike other wine bars we will only sell wine that is not very old. The name of the place? Statutory Grape.
  2. On Halloween I give young kids little boxes of raisins. I've been accused of statutory grape.
  3. A new law will require all wine to be aged 18 months before commercial sale Failure to follow new legislation will be referred to as Statutory Grape
  4. A man was caught having s**... with the venus de Milo... ...he was charged with statutory r**...
  5. I had s**... with Michelangelo's David and now they're trying to charge me with with statutory r**...
  6. Bad news: I got caught going 28 mph in a school zone. Good news: statutory r**... won't affect my license points.
  7. Notice In A Library Notice In A Library.
    Statutory Warning ,
    While Reading s**... Knowledge Books,
    Please Hold The Book With Both Hands.
  8. A man was arrested this evening in the park for p**... indecency in front a bronze figure of a young girl. He was reportedly charged with statutory r**....
  9. Arrested at the Zoo. I got arrested at the zoo the other day for having s**... with a baby gorilla. When I asked the officer what I was being charged with he responded "Statutory Ape".
  10. What's black,white,and red all over Michael Jackson when he was charged with statutory r**....

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Statutory One Liners

Which statutory one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with statutory? I can suggest the ones about statue and federal.

  1. I got arrested buying E-Cigs for minors... They charged me with statutory vape.
  2. What do you call it when death comes for a child? Statutory reap
  3. What happens when you rehydrate a raisin before it's ready? Statutory Grape.
  4. What do you call underage rhyming? Statutory Rap
  5. What do you call it when you brew a batch of wine too early? Statutory Grape.
  6. What do you call the m**... of a baby farmyard bird? Chicken Statutory
  7. There's a new drug that prevents statutory r**... It's called RU18.
  8. You know what happens when you assume? 5 - 10 YEARS FOR STATUTORY r**....

Statutory joke, You know what happens when you assume?

The Funniest Statutory Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about statutory you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean laws requiring jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make statutory pranks.

Statutory joke, Arrested at the Zoo.