The Best 12 Status Updates Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Status Updates jokes. There are some status updates jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these status updates puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Status Updates Jokes and Puns

My brother just updated his status to "I love my girlfriend <3".

I always knew he liked them young, but that is fucking ridiculous.

My ex updated her status on Facebook to standing on the edge of a cliff.

So I poked her

The Americans are using a new type of rocket that constantly updates its Facebook status until it reaches its target.

It's an attention-seeking missile.

The kid next door challenged me to a water balloon fight.

I'm just going to update my Facebook status while waiting for the kettle to boil.

"You've got to let people know where you're going!" said my driving instructor as we merged on to the expressway...

"OK!" I replied as I updated my Facebook status.


A colleague was let go today......

....after he updated his online status from 'Working Remotely' to 'Remotely Working'

5 Rajinikanth Jokes

God can walk on water. Rajni can swim through land!

Once Rajnikant was traveling in a helicopter via Switzerland and his wallet fell down. That place is now called Swiss Bank.

People update status via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, etc. Rajinikanth updates status via Calculator!

Government of India pays tax to Rajanikanth for living in India!

Rajinikanth can withdraw money from ATM by using his visiting card.

Friend Status Update - Got MArried

Me : Please don't share your personal problems with the world.

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Once A Guy Updated His Status :D

I am Gonna Sleep Shirtless Tonight"
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After 15 Minutes..
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21 Mosquitos Liked His Status.. :-D

Facebook should have a limit on times you can update your relationship status, after 3 it should default to 'unstable'.

You can explore status updates reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean status updates dad jokes. There are also status updates puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Updating your relationship status in public is fine.

Updating your relationship problems in public is stupidity.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the status updates jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working status updates piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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