Status Updates Jokes

Funniest Status Updates Short Jokes

Short status updates jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The status updates humour may include short facebook status jokes also.

1. The Americans are using a new type of rocket that constantly updates its Facebook status until it reaches its target. It's an attention-seeking missile.
2. The kid next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I'm just going to update my Facebook status while waiting for the kettle to boil.
3. "You've got to let people know where you're going!" said my driving instructor as we merged on to the expressway... "OK!" I replied as I updated my Facebook status.
4. A colleague was let go today...... ....after he updated his online status from 'Working Remotely' to 'Remotely Working'
5. Friend Status Update - Got MArried Me : Please don't share your personal problems with the world.
6. Donald Trump on Twitter: "Merry Christm--" [Status Update™ will be available after Government Shutdown. For more information, visit your Twitter® account settings.]
7. Once A Guy Updated His Status :D I am Gonna Sleep Shirtless Tonight"
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   21 Mosquitos Liked His Status.. :-D
8. Facebook should have a limit on times you can update your relationship status, after 3 it should default to 'unstable'.
9. Updating your relationship status in public is fine. Updating your relationship problems in public is stupidity.
10. My brother just updated his status to "I love my girlfriend <3". I always knew he liked them young, but that is f**... ridiculous.

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Status Updates One Liners

Which status updates one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with status updates? I can suggest the ones about relationship status and status.

1. My ex updated her status on Facebook to standing on the edge of a cliff. So I poked her

Cheeky Status Updates Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about status updates you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean twitter accounts jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make status updates pranks.