The Best 35 Status Of Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Status Of jokes. There are some status of honorary jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these status of caste puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Status Of Jokes and Puns

My brother just updated his status to "I love my girlfriend <3".

I always knew he liked them young, but that is fucking ridiculous.

Yesterday my brother uploaded a status on Facebook.

He wrote in his facebook status "I love my girlfriend <3"

I knew that he liked them young but this is getting out of hand.

One guy wrote on his FB status:

"Last night, even after having 7 drinks I felt confident to drive, but l acted responsibly & took an Uber."

400 Likes, 40 Comments. But the best comment was from his best friend:

"Where did you go in UBER bro, party was in your house"

A vegan friend's status said if we had to kill...

A vegan friend's status said if we had to kill our own food, we wouldn't eat meat.

I think if he had to build his own computer he'd wouldn't whine on Facebook.

My ex updated her status on Facebook to standing on the edge of a cliff.

So I poked her


My friend just wrote "I love my girlfriend <3" on his status

I know he likes them young, but that's just fucking ridiculous

Bill Gates has now donated enough money to charity that he lost his billionaire status.

He now goes by Mill Gates.

Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses?

That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's Furniture Emporium…

You ever read a girl's status and wished someone would just treat her right

So she'd just stfu

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

What is Father Christmas's tax status?

What is Father Christmas's tax status?

Elf-employed.

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The Corporate Ladder

A recent study in USA have found an interesting relationship between a man social status and the sport he watches

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employee is BOWLING
3. The sport of choice for front line workers is American FOOTBALL
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL
5. The sport of Choice for middle management is TENNIS
6. the sport of Choice for corporate Officers is GOLF

CONCLUSION: The Higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become

I just heard that atheists are trying to get tax exempt status.

They are a non-prophet organisation.

The Americans are using a new type of rocket that constantly updates its Facebook status until it reaches its target.

It's an attention-seeking missile.

Mt. Everest has lost its record status ...

... now that a British astronaut is Earth's highest Peake.

Man achieves legendary status in composing music while being DEAF. But who is he?

ClickBeethoven

Why does the National Football League deserve Tax-Exempt Status even though it generated at least $9 billion in revenue last season?

Because it is just as real as the other religions.

The kid next door challenged me to a water balloon fight.

I'm just going to update my Facebook status while waiting for the kettle to boil.

Kevin Bridges bus stop joke

I am a bus stop, ready on a bus, whilst a pleasant madman confirmed up.

He changed into throughout the road. He shouted β€œHoi u, Hoi u,…, Ai u ”.

Now whilst u are at a bus stop, at midnight, and a person instigates a communication with

β€œHoi u, Hoi u,…, Ai u ”,…, you type a,…,shite yourself!

You try to preserve your head down. Then the fellow shouts: β€œOi fats boy!”.

I’m status there, searching at the two different human beings on the bus stop. I’m looking to discern out their BMI!

But beside me had been those 2 thin pensioner types.

I wager this one’s for me!

And the fellow said: β€œFat boy. Give me a quid,…,or you’re getting stabbed!”

And I thought,…,a quid ? That is,…,pretty reasonable! Panic over!

I mean, I’ve by no means been stabbed, however I can believe it being really inconvenient.

You’d be blanketed in blood, need to visit the hospital, and be bodily and emotionally traumatized.

And here,…,we’ve were given a gentleman,…,providing me the threat to skip this sort of horrendous ordeal,…,

In this contemporary economic climate,…, for a trifling pound!

Now I’m a sucker for a bargain!


My covid status is like my sex life

I'm vaccinated

My relationship status:

I just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away, so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.

"You've got to let people know where you're going!" said my driving instructor as we merged on to the expressway...

"OK!" I replied as I updated my Facebook status.

What was the name of that Pixar movie where a non-human duo is forced to go on an adventure after the Status Quo gets threatened?

Google: "Could you be more specific?"

My daughter posted a FB status asking where's the best place to get a nose piercing

I commented: on the nose

What's the opposite of Social Justice Warrior?

A Status Quosader

The lawsuit seeking 'personhood' status for chimpanzees

Evidence in this lawsuit clearly demonstrates that the legal definition of "person" is badly flawed,

and needs to be corrected by excluding liberal lawyers.

What is the status of a hippo that is mourning because of his recently passed wife?

In the Nile

Why was the American pilot denied Ace status after shooting down five A6M5's?

Because he had Zero kills.

Three old women go to a baseball game....

...To make things more interesting, they sneak in a bottle of bourbon with them. After a while, a lot of the game has gone by, and the ladies find they are almost out of bourbon. Given the information here, can you tell me the status of the game?



>^(It's the bottom of the Fifth, and the Bags are loaded.)

Pennsylvania and New Jersey changed their state mottos today in order to cut their highway budgets.

Now they both proudly display "Road Work Ahead. Expect Delays" on their welcome signs to better reflect the status of their roadways.

What do your internal organs call their dating life?

Their homie-hoe-status

A woman is in line at the grocery store when a very drunk man behind her looks the items in her cart and slurs "you mus' be single...!"

She was set to ignore him when she notices her shopping. There's nothing in her cart that would indicate her relationship status...

Curiosity gets the better of her and she answers him
"I am actually, but, how did you know?"

The drunk straightens up slightly and says "cos you're fuckin' ugly...!"

Relationship Status

Just reached for my dog's paw and he pull it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote

Relationship status of Elon Musk

Forever Elon.

I don't care about skin color, race, sexual preference or social status.

I just hate everyone.

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We suggest to use only working status of obligations piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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