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94 status jokes and hilarious status puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about status that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Get ready to laugh – the collection of Status Jokes has something for everyone! From status photos to status quo and everything in between, these jokes are sure to get you in the mood for April Fool’s Day. Browse the selection of status shuffle, status photo, CRED hott, and quo jokes to find something that will make your friends laugh. Get ready to be the life of the party with these hilarious status jokes.

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Funniest Status Short Jokes

Short status jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The status humour may include short stats jokes also.

  1. Yesterday my brother uploaded a status on Facebook. He wrote in his facebook status "I love my girlfriend <3"
    I knew that he liked them young but this is getting out of hand.
  2. Bill Gates has now donated enough money to charity that he lost his billionaire status. He now goes by Mill Gates.
  3. Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses? That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's Furniture Emporium…
  4. What is Father Christmas's tax status? What is Father Christmas's tax status?
    Elf-employed.
  5. I just heard that atheists are trying to get tax exempt status. They are a non-prophet organisation.
  6. The Americans are using a new type of rocket that constantly updates its Facebook status until it reaches its target. It's an attention-seeking missile.
  7. Mt. Everest has lost its record status ... ... now that a British astronaut is Earth's highest Peake.
  8. Man achieves legendary status in composing music while being DEAF. But who is he? ClickBeethoven
  9. Why does the National Football League deserve Tax-Exempt Status even though it generated at least $9 billion in revenue last season? Because it is just as real as the other religions.
  10. The kid next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I'm just going to update my Facebook status while waiting for the kettle to boil.

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Status One Liners

Which status one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with status? I can suggest the ones about rank and position.

  1. My ex updated her status on Facebook to standing on the edge of a cliff. So I poked her
  2. What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo? a force of habit
  3. What's the opposite of Social Justice Warrior? A Status Quosader
  4. Relationship status of Elon Musk Forever Elon.
  5. Current relationship status: The only date I'm looking forward to is my untimely death
  6. Why are Asian countries so rich Because they rice above their status.
  7. whats Hitlers relationship status... He's Nazing anybody
  8. Did you hear about the feud between the two LED power status indicators? Oh it's ON.
  9. Relationship Status: Taken by Liam Neeson
  10. My relationship status
  11. My current relationship status: I'm a single pringle in a snack with no stack.
  12. Raksha Bandhan Whatsapp Status
  13. Nathan Fillion just reached legendary status in my book - Album on Imgur
  14. Remember when "It's complicated" was a relationship status, not a gender?
  15. Relationship status: Autocorrect changes my girl to my grill.

Relationship Status Jokes

Here is a list of funny relationship status jokes and even better relationship status puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My relationship status: I just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away, so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  • Relationship Status Just reached for my dog's paw and he pull it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote
  • Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status? She's only happy when "It's Complicated."
  • My relationship status is like that other missing sock, I'm all alone and eventually end up getting trashed
  • What's The Difference Between A Year And My Relationship Status? At least a year can change.
  • Facebook should have a limit on times you can update your relationship status, after 3 it should default to 'unstable'.
  • Relationship Status: I'm a Rubik's Cube. Now try and figure me out.
  • Updating your relationship status in public is fine. Updating your relationship problems in public is stupidity.
  • Relationship status - table for one but drinks for two.
  • I broke both my hands today... Relationship status, "it's complicated."

Facebook Status Jokes

Here is a list of funny facebook status jokes and even better facebook status puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • "You've got to let people know where you're going!" said my driving instructor as we merged on to the expressway... "OK!" I replied as I updated my Facebook status.
  • A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital:
    Tell me what is your last wish?
    Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
  • I just divorced my wife of six years. It was very amicable. She was the first one to "like" my Facebook status when I indicated I was single again.
  • Facebook Fever... Facebook Fever:
    A man posted his status on Facebook: "Gonna sleep on the terrace tonight".
    5,000 mosquitoes liked it.. :D
  • A girl posted a status in her facebook wall "I got my period today." 20 boys liked it.
    10 boys commented, "Thank God."
  • Mark Zuckerberg posted a new status on his profile today. Mark Zuckerberg has marked himself safe during the 2018 Congressional Hearings on Facebook Data.
  • My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I wrote the Facebook status "I'm getting a divorce," he was the first one to click Like.
  • Change your Facebook Status to "I'm Pregnant" or "I'm Engaged" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away.
  • I'm not a Facebook status, you don't have to like me.
  • Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Status joke

Status Updates Jokes

Here is a list of funny status updates jokes and even better status updates puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A colleague was let go today...... ....after he updated his online status from 'Working Remotely' to 'Remotely Working'
  • Friend Status Update - Got MArried Me : Please don't share your personal problems with the world.
  • Donald Trump on Twitter: "Merry Christm--" [Status Update™ will be available after Government Shutdown. For more information, visit your Twitter® account settings.]
  • Once A Guy Updated His Status :D I am Gonna Sleep Shirtless Tonight"
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    After 15 Minutes..
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    21 Mosquitos Liked His Status.. :-D
  • My brother just updated his status to "I love my girlfriend <3". I always knew he liked them young, but that is f**... ridiculous.
Status joke, My brother just updated his status to "I love my girlfriend &lt;3".

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about status can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of status puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheerful Fun Status Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about status you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean stood jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make status prank.

Job Application

I was going through a stack of job applications on my desk when one caught my attention. While the applicant's employment history was stellar, and her education history was certainly above average, apparently she had a few personal problems. Under Marital Status she'd written, Not good and under Spouse's name, she'd written Plaintiff".

The lawsuit seeking 'personhood' status for chimpanzees

Evidence in this lawsuit clearly demonstrates that the legal definition of "person" is badly flawed,
and needs to be corrected by excluding liberal lawyers.

Three old women go to a baseball game....

...To make things more interesting, they sneak in a bottle of bourbon with them. After a while, a lot of the game has gone by, and the ladies find they are almost out of bourbon. Given the information here, can you tell me the status of the game?



>^(It's the bottom of the Fifth, and the Bags are loaded.)

What do you call it when a guy status telling you a funny joke but instead of telling the punchline he just throws hummus in your face instead?

A naan sequitur

I think we all need something positive after the recent election

Which is why I'm sharing my h**... status with all of you.

Seeing as Rick Parfitt has died, does that mean...

...that the Status Quo has not been maintained?

A vegan friend's status said if we had to kill...

A vegan friend's status said if we had to kill our own food, we wouldn't eat meat.
I think if he had to build his own computer he'd wouldn't whine on Facebook.

Why was the American pilot denied Ace status after shooting down five A6M5's?

Because he had Zero kills.

Pennsylvania and New Jersey changed their state mottos today in order to cut their highway budgets.

Now they both proudly display "Road Work Ahead. Expect Delays" on their welcome signs to better reflect the status of their roadways.

There was one feminist engineer in the nuclear plant ...

Kept asking about the status of the reactress ...

Love should be like Bluetooth

When you are close, the status should be.....connected
When away...searching for a new device

I don't care about skin color, race, s**... preference or social status.

I just hate everyone.

Crew Morale

The captain of a ship noticed the crew seemed unhappy. So he asked the first mate, What is the status of the crew? The first mate yelled, ALL R-BORED!

A woman is in line at the grocery store when a very drunk man behind her looks the items in her cart and slurs "you mus' be single...!"

She was set to ignore him when she notices her shopping. There's nothing in her cart that would indicate her relationship status...
Curiosity gets the better of her and she answers him
"I am actually, but, how did you know?"
The drunk straightens up slightly and says "cos you're f**...' ugly...!"

o**... wrote on his FB status:

"Last night, even after having 7 drinks I felt confident to drive, but l acted responsibly & took an Uber."
400 Likes, 40 Comments. But the best comment was from his best friend:
"Where did you go in UBER bro, party was in your house"

You ever read a girl's status and wished someone would just treat her right

So she'd just s**...

Finally !! 6 weeks without any sugar. Running 5 miles each day. stopped eating dairy and flour. The change in my body has already been fantastic! I feel great! Eating a healthy diet that is completely gluten-free and sugar-free. And working out for up to 2 hours every day! Lost 10Kgs.

I don't know whose status this is, but I was really proud of them so I decided to copy and paste it.

If Obama declared bankruptcy and started living on the streets, what would be his Economic Status?

Baroque

i am StationEd at North korea to check the status of their leaDer.

everyone HerE is so hostiLe and Pleasant.

What is the status of a hippo that is mourning because of his recently passed wife?

In the Nile

My covid status is like my s**... life

I'm vaccinated

The Corporate Ladder

A recent study in USA have found an interesting relationship between a man social status and the sport he watches
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employee is BOWLING
3. The sport of choice for front line workers is American FOOTBALL
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL
5. The sport of Choice for middle management is TENNIS
6. the sport of Choice for corporate Officers is GOLF
CONCLUSION: The Higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your b**... become

My daughter posted a FB status asking where's the best place to get a nose piercing

I commented: on the nose

What was the name of that Pixar movie where a non-human duo is forced to go on an adventure after the Status Quo gets threatened?

Google: "Could you be more specific?"

A squad of potatoes is engaged in a firefight after being sent to secure several important roads...

Gunfire and explosions are raining down on the group of potatoes until it's only the sergeant on his radio and a couple of others standing over the crispy skins of their fallen comrades. The General's voice suddenly blares from the radio...
"Sergeant, come in! What is your status, are the routes safe?"
"NO SIR, THE ROOTS ARE NOT SAFE - AND WE'RE DROPPING LIKE FRIES!"

Agreement

My wife and I have an agreement that works...
She is responsible for the small decisions, and I am responsible for the big ones.
This means that she decides things like where to take our next vacation, the color of our next car, and the construction budget for adding on the new family room.
I decide whether or not the President should extend most favored nation trading status to China, how high the Federal Reserve should go with short term interest rates, and the timetable for the elimination of CFCs from automobile air conditioners.

I have a civil service joke to tell

…but before you can hear it you need to complete Form P-994731XT, in triplicate, then have it notarized, then file it with the Department of Jokes, who will review it within 120 days, and if it is approved they'll issue you a Form 771F, which, when filed with the IRS authorizes you to receive an appropriate tax status for said joke, after which upon completion of Form 11 and re-submission to the Department of Jokes you are eligible to enter the Joke Receipt Pool, after which you should receive your joke in 18-24 months.

Status joke, I have a civil service joke to tell

jokes about status

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these status jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.