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A drunk guy enters a Catholic church. He stumbles along, talks with the statues and finally enters the confessional where he sits down quietly on the chair. The priest patiently waits for him then coughs a bit but he gets no reaction. He waits a little while longer and knocks in the wall, finally drawing the drunk's attention:
-Stop the knocking, fool, there's no toilet paper in here either!
too often they are taken for granite
...so far, I'm making a prophet.
We make a small prophet.
I guess you could say I don't gnome eye own strength
Is statue?
Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive.
No doubt she's a Cat-holic.
But if the voice tells you to create them instead, you might be Moses.
I don't know why the right is so in favor of confederate statues. They're pretty adamant about losers not getting participation trophies.
Hurricane volunteers to help.
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They said he Baroque his Bach.
Granite isn't tough enough to hold his image.
...but sadly many people take them for granite.
They start taking down all the confederate statues next week.
He was busted!
They are always erect.
I said, Yes, Of course. The South is still fighting over confederate statues though.
Because they're too stoned
After all, it's not like they can read.
The police had to let all the prisoners go, because they were statues of limitations.
I guess he's not against removing old confederate statues after all!
I jerked off to the statues, some of it got in the holy water...now all the babies have harpies.
Does that mean I've hit rock bottom?
People will eventually get over it.
-Isaac, my son, i am dying. I just want you to know that the 8 houses, 3 apartment buildings, 24 taxis, 17 hotels, 8 shops, 3 swimming pools, the statues, jewelry...
-Are you going to give them to me, dad?
-I'm selling them to you. Very cheap
I really hit rock bottom.
"So now does it make sense to you at all?
And I said "Yeah, idol makes sense to me now."
Generally.
Really?
Yes. They all have little dicks too.
I don't believe in participation trophies.
Shouldn't the losers get to keep their participation trophies?
We can call it the Statue of Limitations.
You may have lost the battle, but you have won the....never mind.
If a statue depicting a person on a horse with all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in a battle.
If a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in a battle.
However, with a horse's all four legs in the air, the person died of falling from the horse.
Trouble staying erect
...aparently, she's a cross-dresser now.
I didn't know there were any statues of Stephen Hawking still standing.
They're really stoned
It's now a sans seraph font.
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