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Because the French had no use for a statue with only one hand in the air.
They had no use for a statue with only one hand raised
The United state president puts his hands out of the windows and says:
"We are in the US! I just touched the Statue of Liberty"
Some time passes, the French president puts his hands out and says out loud:
"Now we are in France. I just touched the Eiffel tower".
After a while the Brazilian president also puts his hands out of the Airplane and says:
"Yes, we finally are in Brazil. I just had my watch stolen"
The bomber shrugs and replies "Eh, I'd still bang"
As Polish airline is flying into New York City, the captain announces over the address system, for those of you on the right side of the aircraft, you can see the Statue of Liberty out your window.
Immediately everyone in the seats on the left crowded into the right side, leaning over the other passengers to try to see out the window. Because of the sudden shift in weight, the pilot lost control, and the plane crashed, killing everyone aboard.
The official report said that the accident was due to instability caused by poles in the right half plane.
To find out where they have reached, the American stretched his hand out of the plane and said, "We have reached America".
The other two asked how for which he replied,"Well my hand hit the Statue of Liberty".
Next the French stretches his hand out and said,"We have reached France".
The other two asks how for which he replied,"Well my hand hit the Eiffel Tower".
Then the Indian puts his hand out of the plane and said, "We have reached India".
The other two asks how and he replied, "Well someone stole my watch".
She can't sit down.
...we really got off on the right foot.
The American proudly declared "we have reached my homeland USA" pointing at the Statue of Liberty.
After some hours, the Chinese pointed at the Great Wall of China and exclaimed "friends, we have reached China".
More hours went by and all eyes were on the Indian. He calmly opened the window and put his hand outside. When he pulled his arm back, his wristwatch was gone. Unconcerned, he announced "Guys, welcome to India."
They had no use for one with one one hand up.
The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.
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David Blaine performs first with his famous trick. He waves his hand, and, *poof*, the card disappears.
David Copperfield performs next. He waves his hand, and, *poof*, the Statue of Liberty disappears.
Finally, a guy with a beard dressed in rags and sandals comes on stage. Nobody expects him to best the world's most famous magicians. But he waves his hand, and, *poof*...
...the 300,000-man strong Afghan National Army disappears.
– Now we're in America, said the American proudly. Look, the Statue of Liberty!
After several hours, the Frenchman says:
– Now we're in France! Look, the Eiffel Tower!
After some more couple of hours, the Romanian says:
– We are in Romania.
– How did you realize that? It's dark outside.
– My wrist watch has disappeared
So they can finally get into a woman.
How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?
It doesn't have both arms raised.
And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
When the Statue of Liberty has to work part time as a sign spinner.
"So buddy", asks the statue of unity "How's the liberty in your country"?
"Same as unity in yours"
You would be to if you gave birth to a nation
Because that's where it was buried.
Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
They are planning to ask for the return of the Liberty Statue.
Because one more and it would be a foot!
If you were to look up her dress, you'd see an Eiffel.
(I made this joke up, and it's factual information.)
Two gay guys are standing on top of the statue of liberty looking out over the harbor. The first points out a boat and asks "what kind of boat is that?" "Oh that's a barge" replied the other this continued for a while when the first pointed out another and the other replied "that's a ferry ship." the first paused and thought for a moment before replying "i knew we were organized but i didn't realize we had a navy "
Because they need a brainless for the oriel
once you go black you immediately go back after a couple hours of maintenance.
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?
Pupil: Because it can’t sit down!
An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school
Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
Pupil: That’s not fair!
You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
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