The Best 30 Statue Liberty Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Statue Liberty jokes. There are some statue liberty jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these statue liberty puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Statue Liberty Jokes and Puns

Why did France give the Statue of Liberty to the USA?

Because the French had no use for a statue with only one hand in the air.

Why did the French give the statue of liberty to America?

They had no use for a statue with only one hand raised

The President of Brazil, France and United States share a flight around the world

The United state president puts his hands out of the windows and says:

"We are in the US! I just touched the Statue of Liberty"

Some time passes, the French president puts his hands out and says out loud:

"Now we are in France. I just touched the Eiffel tower".

After a while the Brazilian president also puts his hands out of the Airplane and says:

"Yes, we finally are in Brazil. I just had my watch stolen"

A terrorist tells the suicide bomber they shouldn't attack the Statue of Liberty, because she's "too easy" ...

The bomber shrugs and replies "Eh, I'd still bang"

Control system theory joke

As Polish airline is flying into New York City, the captain announces over the address system, for those of you on the right side of the aircraft, you can see the Statue of Liberty out your window.

Immediately everyone in the seats on the left crowded into the right side, leaning over the other passengers to try to see out the window. Because of the sudden shift in weight, the pilot lost control, and the plane crashed, killing everyone aboard.

The official report said that the accident was due to instability caused by poles in the right half plane.


Once an American, a French and an Indian were travelling in an airplane.

To find out where they have reached, the American stretched his hand out of the plane and said, "We have reached America".

The other two asked how for which he replied,"Well my hand hit the Statue of Liberty".

Next the French stretches his hand out and said,"We have reached France".

The other two asks how for which he replied,"Well my hand hit the Eiffel Tower".

Then the Indian puts his hand out of the plane and said, "We have reached India".

The other two asks how and he replied, "Well someone stole my watch".

What does the Statue Of Liberty stand for

She can't sit down.

On our first date, we took turns humping the base of the Statue of Liberty

...we really got off on the right foot.

An American, a Chinese and an Indian went on a world tour by Air.

The American proudly declared "we have reached my homeland USA" pointing at the Statue of Liberty.

After some hours, the Chinese pointed at the Great Wall of China and exclaimed "friends, we have reached China".

More hours went by and all eyes were on the Indian. He calmly opened the window and put his hand outside. When he pulled his arm back, his wristwatch was gone. Unconcerned, he announced "Guys, welcome to India."

Why did France give the Statue of Liberty to the United States?

They had no use for one with one one hand up.

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious.

The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.

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A competition is held to determine who is the world's best magician

David Blaine performs first with his famous trick. He waves his hand, and, *poof*, the card disappears.

David Copperfield performs next. He waves his hand, and, *poof*, the Statue of Liberty disappears.

Finally, a guy with a beard dressed in rags and sandals comes on stage. Nobody expects him to best the world's most famous magicians. But he waves his hand, and, *poof*...

...the 300,000-man strong Afghan National Army disappears.

An American, a Frenchman and a Romanian were flying together

– Now we're in America, said the American proudly. Look, the Statue of Liberty!
After several hours, the Frenchman says:
– Now we're in France! Look, the Eiffel Tower!
After some more couple of hours, the Romanian says:
– We are in Romania.
– How did you realize that? It's dark outside.
– My wrist watch has disappeared

Why do so many Incels take a tour to the Statue of Liberty?

So they can finally get into a woman.

Statue of Liberty

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?
It doesn't have both arms raised.

And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

You know this country is in bad shape

When the Statue of Liberty has to work part time as a sign spinner.

The statue of unity and the statue of liberty walk into a bar

"So buddy", asks the statue of unity "How's the liberty in your country"?

"Same as unity in yours"

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

You would be to if you gave birth to a nation

Do you know why the USA have the Statue of Liberty?

Because that's where it was buried.


Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

Theres a new sign on the statue of liberty

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

The French are so disappointed...

They are planning to ask for the return of the Liberty Statue.

Do you know why the Statue of Liberty's nose is 11 inches long?

Because one more and it would be a foot!

Eiffel designed the structural support for the Statue of Liberty

If you were to look up her dress, you'd see an Eiffel.

(I made this joke up, and it's factual information.)

The joke my grandma told me when i came out

Two gay guys are standing on top of the statue of liberty looking out over the harbor. The first points out a boat and asks "what kind of boat is that?" "Oh that's a barge" replied the other this continued for a while when the first pointed out another and the other replied "that's a ferry ship." the first paused and thought for a moment before replying "i knew we were organized but i didn't realize we had a navy "

The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.

Why the statue of liberty is a woman?

Because they need a brainless for the oriel

So the Statue of Liberty went dark today once again proving that

once you go black you immediately go back after a couple hours of maintenance.

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can’t sit down!

An ideal homework excuse

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school

Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?

Pupil: That’s not fair!

You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!

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