Statue Liberty Jokes
36 statue liberty jokes and hilarious statue liberty puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about statue liberty that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Statue Liberty Short Jokes
Short statue liberty jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The statue liberty humour may include short statue of liberty jokes also.
- Why did France give the Statue of Liberty to the USA? Because the French had no use for a statue with only one hand in the air.
- The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.
- Statue of Liberty How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?
It doesn't have both arms raised.
And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States - You know this country is in bad shape When the Statue of Liberty has to work part time as a sign spinner.
- The statue of unity and the statue of liberty walk into a bar "So buddy", asks the statue of unity "How's the liberty in your country"?
"Same as unity in yours" - Eiffel designed the structural support for the Statue of Liberty If you were to look up her dress, you'd see an Eiffel.
(I made this joke up, and it's factual information.) - The French are so disappointed... They are planning to ask for the return of the Liberty Statue.
- Do you know why the Statue of Liberty's nose is 11 inches long? Because one more and it would be a foot!
- So the Statue of Liberty went dark today once again proving that once you go black you immediately go back after a couple hours of maintenance.
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Statue Liberty One Liners
Which statue liberty one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with statue liberty? I can suggest the ones about liberty and statue.
- What does the Statue Of Liberty stand for She can't sit down.
- Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow? You would be to if you gave birth to a nation
- Do you know why the USA have the Statue of Liberty? Because that's where it was buried.
- Theres a new sign on the statue of liberty Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
- The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
- The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
Rib-Tickling Statue Liberty Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about statue liberty you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean two statues jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make statue liberty pranks.
The President of Brazil, France and United States share a flight around the world
The United state president puts his hands out of the windows and says:
"We are in the US! I just touched the Statue of Liberty"
Some time passes, the French president puts his hands out and says out loud:
"Now we are in France. I just touched the Eiffel tower".
After a while the Brazilian president also puts his hands out of the Airplane and says:
"Yes, we finally are in Brazil. I just had my watch stolen"
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A t**... tells the s**... bomber they shouldn't attack the Statue of Liberty, because she's "too easy" ...
The bomber shrugs and replies "Eh, I'd still bang"
Control system theory joke
As Polish airline is flying into New York City, the captain announces over the address system, for those of you on the right side of the aircraft, you can see the Statue of Liberty out your window.
Immediately everyone in the seats on the left crowded into the right side, leaning over the other passengers to try to see out the window. Because of the sudden shift in weight, the pilot lost control, and the plane crashed, killing everyone aboard.
The official report said that the accident was due to instability caused by poles in the right half plane.
Once an American, a French and an Indian were travelling in an airplane.
To find out where they have reached, the American stretched his hand out of the plane and said, "We have reached America".
The other two asked how for which he replied,"Well my hand hit the Statue of Liberty".
Next the French stretches his hand out and said,"We have reached France".
The other two asks how for which he replied,"Well my hand hit the Eiffel Tower".
Then the Indian puts his hand out of the plane and said, "We have reached India".
The other two asks how and he replied, "Well someone stole my watch".
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On our first date, we took turns h**... the base of the Statue of Liberty
...we really got off on the right foot.
An American, a Frenchman and a Romanian were flying together
– Now we're in America, said the American proudly. Look, the Statue of Liberty!
After several hours, the Frenchman says:
– Now we're in France! Look, the Eiffel Tower!
After some more couple of hours, the romanian says:
– We are in Romania.
– How did you realize that? It's dark outside.
– My wrist watch has disappeared
An American, a Chinese and an Indian went on a world tour by Air.
The American proudly declared "we have reached my homeland USA" pointing at the Statue of Liberty.
After some hours, the Chinese pointed at the Great Wall of China and exclaimed "friends, we have reached China".
More hours went by and all eyes were on the Indian. He calmly opened the window and put his hand outside. When he pulled his arm back, his wristwatch was gone. Unconcerned, he announced "Guys, welcome to India."
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A competition is held to determine who is the world's best magician
David Blaine performs first with his famous trick. He waves his hand, and, *p**...*, the card disappears.
David Copperfield performs next. He waves his hand, and, *p**...*, the Statue of Liberty disappears.
Finally, a guy with a beard dressed in rags and sandals comes on stage. Nobody expects him to best the world's most famous magicians. But he waves his hand, and, *p**...*...
...the 300,000-man strong Afghan National Army disappears.
The joke my grandma told me when i came out
Two gay guys are standing on top of the statue of liberty looking out over the harbor. The first points out a boat and asks "what kind of boat is that?" "Oh that's a barge" replied the other this continued for a while when the first pointed out another and the other replied "that's a ferry ship." the first paused and thought for a moment before replying "i knew we were organized but i didn't realize we had a navy "
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?
Pupil: Because it can’t sit down!
An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school
Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
Pupil: That’s not fair!
You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
An American, a Frenchman, and a Colombian are all on a plane
The American sticks his hand out of the window and says,
Look! We're in my country.
How can you tell? Says the Frenchman
I can touch the Statue of Liberty.
Sometime passes, The Frenchman then sticks his hand out of the window and says,
Oh, we're in my country now.
How can you tell? Says the Columbian
I can feel the Eiffel tower.
Again, some more time passes. Then, the Columbian sticks his hand out of the window and says,
Ahh, we're in my country now.
How can you tell? Says the American
The Columbian pulls his hand back in and says We're in my country because my watch is missing.
An American and a Russian are arguing about who had more freedom back in the old days of communism.
The American says that if he wanted he could pee in front of the Statue of Liberty with no repercussions.
The Russian says that he could go to Red Square, drop his pants and take a dump right in front everybody with no problem.
After more than a few vodkas, the American admits that he exaggerated. He would have to sneak behind the Statue of Liberty at 3am to do his business.
The Russian admits that if he were to take a dump in Red Square, he'd have to do it with his pants up.
A french guy, an italian guy and an amarican on a plane.....
Among others, there are three guys on a plane. One is french, the other is italian and the third one is american.
The american says: "I bet I can guess where we are without looking outside, just by extend my arm out of the window". The other two go "Well, lets see". So he puts his arm outside the window and sais "we just passed New York". "How do you know?" "Because I touched the Liberty Statue".
The French guy says "I can do this too", stretches out his arm and says "We are in Paris, I just touched the Eiffel Tower".
The italian, unimpressed, puts his left arm outside, gets it back in in a second and says "Well, we are in Naples" The other two are surprised "How do you know? What did you touch?"
And he answers: "Nothing, my watch was just stolen".
A businessman decides to go on vacation to NY !!!
A businessman decides to go on vacation to NY but he wants to fly cheap.
He goes to the airport and buys a ticket from brothers airlines, and halfway to New York the plane blows out an engine.
The captain lets them know they can make on three engines then a second engine blows out.
Again the captain says they can make it on two engines.
Then a third engine blows and the man starts to panic.
The captain comes on to say: "*We are approaching new harbor, to the right is the Statue of Liberty and to left is the Empire state building and directly below in the life raft is the captain and crew, thanks for flying brothers airlines*."
On a dark and stormy night...
...a comet flies past Earth. This comet was enchanted, and after it flew past the world, it caused all statues to come to life, solely focused on destroying every country in the world.
No nation was left safe from this attack. The gargoyles attacked France. The Statue of Liberty led a revolt against America. Michelangelo's David led the charge towards Italy.
As the war of human versus statue waged on, a group went into the United Kingdom, led by the Venus de Milo, intent on overthrowing the English government.
However, as the statues were ready to attack, the British generals noticed something. None of the statues had any weapons! No guns, knives, armor, anything.
After this realization, one British general turns to another, points at the leader of the statues and says,
"Don't worry; she's 'armless."