Stats Jokes

Funniest Stats Short Jokes

Short stats jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stats humour may include short statistics jokes also.

1. My stats professor told me that the larger the sample size the more trustworthy the data. I guess the N's justify the means.
2. Some people say rolling for stats in D&D is old fashioned and unforgiving But I think it builds character.
3. Did you hear about the RPG fan who keeps making female characters and re-doing their stats? He respecs women.
4. North Korea is handling Covid surprisingly well Last week 9/10 doctors said Covid-19 was under control,
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   This week the stat went up to 9/9!
5. A blonde is driving in her car and turns on the radio.. It says that two Brazilian men were killed. She stats crying and says, "How many is a brazilian?"
6. I saw an alarming stat the other day. Apparently 25% of women are taking medication for some sort of mental illness . . . That means that 75% of women are walking around unmedicated!
7. What if you died you got stats Something like:
   Hours on the internet: 46284. |
   Burpees done: 1.25. |
   Hours spent crying in a shower: 6627
8. I just googled "Superman football stats," and it didn't have his FA cup stats... ...just his league
9. According to Wikipedia, the open-source online encyclopedia, India is the world's largest producer of spices. But then again, you should always take stats from the internet with a pinch of salt.
10. This popped into my head in class the other day... Why do professors like stats and physics students?
    Because they'll work for p naughts.

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Stats One Liners

Which stats one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stats? I can suggest the ones about score and rates.

1. My stats teacher told me I was average. I thought that was mean.
2. What sound does a sneezing gargoyle make? Stat-choo!
3. What did the thirsty weatherman say to his intern? I need my thermos, stat!
4. My stats prof is so romantic... He keeps talking about his Bayes' Theorem
5. A millennial walks into a bar I only know this because he shared stats with everyone.
6. What would Nicholas Cage ' main stat be if he was a class in an RPG? Constitution.
7. Why are some Commies bad at stats? They fail to seize the *mean*s of production.
8. What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats? The handicap.
9. My stats teacher has a PHD in statistics, What are the odds of that?
10. TIL... 87.6% of all stats are made up on the spot!
11. Did you know... That 80% of all stats are made up?
12. Why did the Hindu commit s**...? He wanted to reroll his stats.
13. Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song? Reach For The **Stats**.

Ap Stats Jokes

Here is a list of funny ap stats jokes and even better ap stats puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's an Optimistic Vampire's Favorite Drink? B Positive!
  (We were trying to think of jokes that would be on pop sickle sticks in my AP Stats class. I came up with this one. I'm not proud.)

Cheerful Fun Stats Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about stats you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean status jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stats pranks.