Following is our collection of funny Statistically jokes. There are some statistically probability jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these statistically americans puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Unfortunately, I've been punched in the face more often than I've gotten laid. Thus, statistically....
Followup: So let me tell you about the only time I've ever been punched in the face...
If so then I hope it's Michael, he's cute.
This proves if you have to Axe, you'll never know.
Luckily for me, I live next to two gorgeous 12 year olds.
"If you eat much more of that you're going to explode!" said my wife to our young son, as he shovelled in another mouthful of bacon.
Of course, statistically, he's far more likely to explode if he never eats any bacon at all.
I've had sex with 10 people.
That *really* weirds me out, because statistically speaking, one of those dudes was probably gay.
Because they eat out every night.
9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.
5 out of 6 people are pro gang rape.
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For me, it's my wife's yoga instructor.
which is why batman dresses robin like that
...and I had a statistically significantly significant number of trials when I did.
Three wars
6/7 dwarfs aren't happy.
It's because they are massage-inists.
Muhammad, statistically
Which really weirds me out, since statistically at least one of the 10 dudes I had sex with was gay!
I mean statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy it.
No wonder even their parents call them beta.
9 out of 10 injections are in vein.
the p-value
Which is strange, because I can't recall any classmates who might have been gay...
...9/10 people _love_ gang rape
Statistically, that means one of those other dudes was probably gay
Because my friend told me it's statistically proven 4 out of 3 people struggle with maths.
Is happy?
I don't remember having any gay classmates, though. Weird...
6 out of 7 Dwarfs aren't Happy.
Hearing Aids, Walking Aids, Seeing Aids...
I've enjoyed 100% of the penises that I've played with
That means statistically speaking, either you or your spouse are going to end up divorced.
The older you are, the more experience you have not dying
because one mans trash, is another one's treasure
This is going to be an exciting week.
8/10 people enjoy gang rape.
Guess they weren't expecting to see me there.
So look to your right, look to your left, if you see about 300 people around you then statistically you are all infected.
Because servants are statistically far less likely to suffer from cardiac arrest.
Statistically they were GOING to lose a pilot, but even Death didn't know which one to take so he just walked around the room like "Duck, duck..."
Yeah, I don't see a lot of people eating monkeys around here
I hope its Steve, he's really cute
Including this one.
aren't Happy
This is one of the benefits of exorcising regularly.
Statistically my range of jokes are never appreciated.
Why did a statistician take a zebra with him when he boarded a train?
Because statistically, it's a lot less likely to be a train accident with a Zebra inside it...
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the statistically stats jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working statistically flashbang piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.