Statistically, that means one of those other dudes was probably gay
Luckily for me, I live next to two gorgeous 12 year olds.
The remaining one prefers the other 9
I don't remember having any gay classmates, though. Weird...
6 out of 7 Dwarfs aren't Happy.
Unfortunately, I've been punched in the face more often than I've gotten laid. Thus, statistically....
Followup: So let me tell you about the only time I've ever been punched in the face...
I teach statistics and none of my students think what they're doing is useful and I think I finally have a story to prove them wrong.
Once I was at a party and this girl comes up to me and says "Tom, walk me to my car. It's getting late and I don't want to be raped."
I didn't really want to walk her to her car so I used maths and statistics to get out of it. I said "You know, statistically, you're less likely to get raped if you walk to your car alone than if you walk to your car with me..."
- Tom Gannon
9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.
I mean statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy it.
6/7 dwarfs aren't happy.
That means statistically speaking, either you or your spouse are going to end up divorced.
Hearing Aids, Walking Aids, Seeing Aids...
Muhammad, statistically
In Europe, every manifestation of gay pride counted, on average, 100,000 people.
Each manifestation Against Corruption had on average about 2,500 people.
Statistically, it's proved that there are more people fighting for the right to fuck an ass, than to fight not to be fucked in the ass by politicians.
^credits: ^Miguel ^Esteves ^Cardoso
9/10 people enjoy gang rape
If so then I hope it's Michael, he's cute.
Is happy?
"If you eat much more of that you're going to explode!" said my wife to our young son, as he shovelled in another mouthful of bacon.
Of course, statistically, he's far more likely to explode if he never eats any bacon at all.
I've enjoyed 100% of the penises that I've played with
No wonder even their parents call them beta.
For me, it's my wife's yoga instructor.
5 out of 6 people are pro gang rape.
9 out of 10 injections are in vein.
Because they eat out every night.
Not me though, I just live next door to a 10 year old with a hot piece of ass
Which is strange, because I can't recall any classmates who might have been gay...
...and I had a statistically significantly significant number of trials when I did.
Because my friend told me it's statistically proven 4 out of 3 people struggle with maths.
Three wars
Which really weirds me out, since statistically at least one of the 10 dudes I had sex with was gay!
...9/10 people _love_ gang rape
9 out of 10 people enjoy gangrape.
... and he sits next to a gorgeous blonde woman. He notices that she's reading a book called "100 Facts About Sex You Never Knew" and asks her if it's any good. She says, "Yea it's really interesting. Did you know that statistically, Native American men have the thickest penises of any race?"
"Oh wow that's fascinating I never knew that" he says. She continues with, "Yea and did you know that statistically Polish men have the **longest** penises of any race?"
"No I didn't know that. What's your name?" He asks.
"I'm Sandy. What's yours?" She responds.
"My name's Tanto Kowalski"
This proves if you have to Axe, you'll never know.
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