statistically Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious statistically puns

I saw a study online that said 1 out of 10 people are gay, which freaked me out because I've had sex with 10 people

Statistically, that means one of those other dudes was probably gay

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They say statistically, 1 out of every 3 of your neighbors are likely to be a pedophile.

Luckily for me, I live next to two gorgeous 12 year olds.

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Statistically speaking, 9 out of 10 men prefer women with large boobs

The remaining one prefers the other 9

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Statistically, there should be one gay student per 30 student classroom.

I don't remember having any gay classmates, though. Weird...

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Statistically,

6 out of 7 Dwarfs aren't Happy.

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I'd like to tell you that I'm a lover, not a fighter...

Unfortunately, I've been punched in the face more often than I've gotten laid. Thus, statistically....

Followup: So let me tell you about the only time I've ever been punched in the face...

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Statistics

I teach statistics and none of my students think what they're doing is useful and I think I finally have a story to prove them wrong.

Once I was at a party and this girl comes up to me and says "Tom, walk me to my car. It's getting late and I don't want to be raped."

I didn't really want to walk her to her car so I used maths and statistics to get out of it. I said "You know, statistically, you're less likely to get raped if you walk to your car alone than if you walk to your car with me..."

- Tom Gannon

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Statistically...

9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.

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I don't understand why society is so against gang rape.

I mean statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy it.

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Statistically speaking...

6/7 dwarfs aren't happy.

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The divorce rate has now reached 50%.

That means statistically speaking, either you or your spouse are going to end up divorced.

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Statistically, older people are the most common carriers of AIDS...

Hearing Aids, Walking Aids, Seeing Aids...

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane?

Muhammad, statistically

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Statistics in Europe

In Europe, every manifestation of gay pride counted, on average, 100,000 people.

Each manifestation Against Corruption had on average about 2,500 people.

Statistically, it's proved that there are more people fighting for the right to fuck an ass, than to fight not to be fucked in the ass by politicians.

^credits: ^Miguel ^Esteves ^Cardoso

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Statistically...

9/10 people enjoy gang rape

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If 1 / 9 men are homosexual, does that mean that statistically, there is at least 1 gay man in my class?

If so then I hope it's Michael, he's cute.

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Did you know that, statistically, only one in seven dwarfs...

Is happy?

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Bacon....

"If you eat much more of that you're going to explode!" said my wife to our young son, as he shovelled in another mouthful of bacon.

Of course, statistically, he's far more likely to explode if he never eats any bacon at all.

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Statistically, I think I'm gay

I've enjoyed 100% of the penises that I've played with

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Indian men are statistically the least likely to get laid

No wonder even their parents call them beta.

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Statistically speaking, every male has had a crush on a teacher...

For me, it's my wife's yoga instructor.

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Statistically speaking

5 out of 6 people are pro gang rape.

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Statistically...

9 out of 10 injections are in vein.

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Why are lesbians statistically more poor than the average person?

Because they eat out every night.

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Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile

Not me though, I just live next door to a 10 year old with a hot piece of ass

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Statistically speaking, there should be at least one gay student per 30 person classroom.

Which is strange, because I can't recall any classmates who might have been gay...

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I experimented with drugs...

...and I had a statistically significantly significant number of trials when I did.

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I'm weak at maths but that doesn't bother me

Because my friend told me it's statistically proven 4 out of 3 people struggle with maths.

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What is statistically three times worse than a war?

Three wars

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So I heard 1 in 10 people are gay.....

Which really weirds me out, since statistically at least one of the 10 dudes I had sex with was gay!

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Statistically speaking...

...9/10 people _love_ gang rape

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Statistically,

9 out of 10 people enjoy gangrape.

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A man boards a plane home after a business trip...

... and he sits next to a gorgeous blonde woman. He notices that she's reading a book called "100 Facts About Sex You Never Knew" and asks her if it's any good. She says, "Yea it's really interesting. Did you know that statistically, Native American men have the thickest penises of any race?"
"Oh wow that's fascinating I never knew that" he says. She continues with, "Yea and did you know that statistically Polish men have the **longest** penises of any race?"
"No I didn't know that. What's your name?" He asks.
"I'm Sandy. What's yours?" She responds.
"My name's Tanto Kowalski"

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Teenage boys who use heavily scented sprays are statistically far more ignorant about sex.

This proves if you have to Axe, you'll never know.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans won't get this

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