Following is our collection of **funny Statistical jokes**. There are some statistical statistician jokes no one knows (*to tell your friends*) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these **statistical parameters puns** funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

I walk up to you and ask

"What's the statistical probability that I could call your mama to divide her median interval??"

It takes you a second, but you realize that there's no variable to that question cuz she's all about my p-value!!!!!!

I don't need evidence to reject Ho's

9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.

Because it's a co-median ^_^

5 out of 6 people are pro gang rape.

For me, it's my wife's yoga instructor.

Three wars

6/7 dwarfs aren't happy.

You can explore statistical function reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean statistical statistically dad jokes. There are also statistical puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Turns out it was just confirmation bi-YAAASSSSSS.

9 out of 10 injections are in vein.

A pirate walks into a bar with a small computer and monitor on his crotch. The bartender picks him out immediately and notices graphs and statistical functions appearing on the screen as the pirate walks up to him. When he reaches the bar, the pirate asks

for some rum.

The bartender says, "Yes, but sir, do you realize you have a computer in your pants?

The pirate gestures down and explains, "R! It's drivin' me nuts!"

Null hypothesis null hypothesis bull hypothesis!

Which is strange, because I can't recall any classmates who might have been gay...

...9/10 people _love_ gang rape

Is happy?

I don't remember having any gay classmates, though. Weird...

6 out of 7 Dwarfs aren't Happy.

Hearing Aids, Walking Aids, Seeing Aids...

I've enjoyed 100% of the penises that I've played with

This is going to be an exciting week.

In America they have shooting ranges

Note: this 'joke' was told to me today as a 'true statistical fact' and I just wanted to get your opinion not meant to offend anyone

Guess they weren't expecting to see me there.

Yeah, I don't see a lot of people eating monkeys around here

Entropy is simply a measure of how much the energy of atoms and molecules become more spread out in a process and can be defined in terms of statistical probabilities, whereas Atrophy, is what you get if you win something.

I hope its Steve, he's really cute

It's also a good statistical approach to get the average American to wear ONE mask. (Sorry, that was a mean joke.)

Including this one.

This is one of the benefits of exorcising regularly.

The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, fifth edition.

He said Venn?

I said as soon as you can

that's why I have 12 guns in case some maniac tries to sneak a ladder in here

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the statistical quantum puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working statistical sociology piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.