The Best 35 Statistical Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Statistical jokes. There are some statistical statistician jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these statistical parameters puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Statistical Jokes and Puns

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I walk up to you and ask
"What's the statistical probability that I could call your mama to divide her median interval??"
It takes you a second, but you realize that there's no variable to that question cuz she's all about my p-value!!!!!!

Statistically 9/11 Americans won't get this

Statistical parameters are all Greek to me.

What's the difference between me and statistical hypothesis testing?

I don't need evidence to reject Ho's

Statistically, 1 in 5 of The Jackson's are Randy.


9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.

Statistical inference joke - why are two medians in a single data set funny?

Because it's a co-median ^_^

Statistical joke, Statistical inference joke - why are two medians in a single data set funny?

Statistically speaking

5 out of 6 people are pro gang rape.

Statistically speaking, every male has had a crush on a teacher...

For me, it's my wife's yoga instructor.

What is statistically three times worse than a war?

Three wars

Statistically speaking...

6/7 dwarfs aren't happy.

You can explore statistical function reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean statistical statistically dad jokes. There are also statistical puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

A basic chick was conducting a statistical analysis and believed she'd found a correlation.

Turns out it was just confirmation bi-YAAASSSSSS.


9 out of 10 injections are in vein.

A pirate walks into a bar…

A pirate walks into a bar with a small computer and monitor on his crotch. The bartender picks him out immediately and notices graphs and statistical functions appearing on the screen as the pirate walks up to him. When he reaches the bar, the pirate asks
for some rum.

The bartender says, "Yes, but sir, do you realize you have a computer in your pants?

The pirate gestures down and explains, "R! It's drivin' me nuts!"

What does statistical santa sag?

Null hypothesis null hypothesis bull hypothesis!

Statistically speaking, there should be at least one gay student per 30 person classroom.

Which is strange, because I can't recall any classmates who might have been gay...

Statistical joke, Statistically speaking, there should be at least one gay student per 30 person classroom.

Statistically speaking...

...9/10 people _love_ gang rape

Statistically speaking, the average person has about

Did you know that, statistically, only one in seven dwarfs...

Is happy?

Statistically, there should be one gay student per 30 student classroom.

I don't remember having any gay classmates, though. Weird...


6 out of 7 Dwarfs aren't Happy.

Statistically, older people are the most common carriers of AIDS...

Hearing Aids, Walking Aids, Seeing Aids...

Statistically, I think I'm gay

I've enjoyed 100% of the penises that I've played with

Statistically, I have sex 86 times per year.

This is going to be an exciting week.

In Britain they have schools

In America they have shooting ranges

Note: this 'joke' was told to me today as a 'true statistical fact' and I just wanted to get your opinion not meant to offend anyone

Statistically speaking, ten percent of women cry in shop fitting rooms.

Guess they weren't expecting to see me there.

Statistical joke, Statistically speaking, ten percent of women cry in shop fitting rooms.

Statistically humans eat more bananas than monkeys

Yeah, I don't see a lot of people eating monkeys around here

Some words sounding similar can be confusing. For example, Entropy and Atrophy.

Entropy is simply a measure of how much the energy of atoms and molecules become more spread out in a process and can be defined in terms of statistical probabilities, whereas Atrophy, is what you get if you win something.

Statistically, 1 out of 10 friends is gay.

I hope its Steve, he's really cute

The CDC is now recommending wearing TWO masks as a way to get a better seal around your nose and mouth.

It's also a good statistical approach to get the average American to wear ONE mask. (Sorry, that was a mean joke.)

Statistically speaking, 6 out 10 statistics are wrong.

Including this one.

Statistically speaking, active people are less likely to be demonically possessed than sedentary people.

This is one of the benefits of exorcising regularly.

I tell all my dates I'm an open book.

The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, fifth edition.

I asked my German friend to draw me a circular statistical diagram

He said Venn?

I said as soon as you can

It's statistically proven that having a ladder in your home is more dangerous than a loaded gun

that's why I have 12 guns in case some maniac tries to sneak a ladder in here

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the statistical quantum puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working statistical sociology piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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