Stationary Jokes

• Short Stationary Jokes
• Stationary One Liners
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Funniest Stationary Short Jokes

Short stationary jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stationary humour may include short stationery jokes also.

1. My wife just emailed me asking if we had any moving boxes I told her no... All of our boxes are still. That's why we purchased them from a stationary store.
2. I made a car entirely out of pencils, rubbers, rulers and notebooks. Went to turn the key.. Stayed stationary.
3. Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it? Because it was stationary.
4. Origami What do you call paper figures that sit on top of your desk?
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   Stationary art
5. I always used to go to the gym with my ex Oh how she loved riding stationary bikes together...
   We broke up because we couldn't see ourselves getting anywhere.
6. What do you call a pencil you've just thrown out the window? I don't know. But it's certainly not stationary.
7. Told this to my coworker today Coworker tells me he has been going to the gym lately. Said last night he did 30 minutes on the stationary bike. I told him that's never gonna get you anywhere.
8. I was instructed to relocate all these boxes of letterhead. But I can't... They're stationary.
9. A quote from the guy who invented the stationary exercise bike... "My life is going nowhere."
10. I was so surprised when I found out the stationary store moved.

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Stationary One Liners

Which stationary one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stationary? I can suggest the ones about steady and stable.

1. What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly? Stationary.
2. No matter how hard you push the envelope it's still stationary. thanks dad!
3. It doesn't matter how much you move the envelope It'll still be stationary.
4. What remains stationary no matter how hard you push? The envelope.
5. What do you call a pencil super-glued to the floor? Stationary stationery
6. I asked my pen why it never moves. It wrote "sorry, I'm stationary"
7. No matter how much you push an envelope It will always be stationary
8. I was hit by a stationary vehicle the other day, luckily it wasn't carrying any scissors
9. What do you call a pencil that doesn't move? Stationary
10. Why is it so difficult to move mail? Because it's stationary.
11. What do you call a piece of paper that doesn't move? Stationary stationery.
12. Which country has the most expensive stationary? North Korea, they have a supreme ruler.
13. Once you throw a paper airplane it's no longer..... Stationary.
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14. I threw a pencil yesterday I suppose you could say it wasn't stationary anymore
15. Why doesn't a notebook move? Because it's a stationary object.

Stationary Bike Jokes

Here is a list of funny stationary bike jokes and even better stationary bike puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Stationary bike Hey guys! Does anyone know where I can buy a stationary bike? I want to use it to go to work these months. Thanks in advance!
• I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
• Yo momma's so fat She had to upgrade her stationary bike to a Pelo2ton.
• Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.

Uplifting Stationary Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about stationary you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean seated jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stationary pranks.