Static Jokes
29 static jokes and hilarious static puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about static that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for a laugh? Check out our round-up of static jokes — puns and wordplay all involving static caravan, static electricity, null, flatscreen and electricity. Make sure to check out our collection for a good dose of humor!
Funniest Static Short Jokes
Short static jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The static humour may include short steady jokes also.
- A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.
- I bought a sweater that kept giving me static shock Thankfully the store replaced it with another, free of charge.
- What did little Johnny's mother do when she caught him zapping the other children with static electricity? She grounded him.
- The sweater my wife gave me for Xmas was picking up static electricity, so I went to the store to change it. They gave me another one, free of charge.
- I bought a great new sweater but it kept zapping me due to static electricity! I went back to the store and they gave me a new one free of charge.
- Did you hear about the suspect who was released from jail after he touched grounded metal and received a static shock? He was cleared of all charges.
- For the first time in my life I can walk past a balloon and it doesn't stick to me I'm absolutely ex-static!
- Before I met my girlfriend I was out of control. I was wild and always getting shocked by static electricity. But not anymore... She really keeps me grounded.
- For all you Engineers out there; A statically indeterminate beam walks into a bar, the bartender asks: "What do you want?" The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."
- I turned on the TV, and it was static My wife asked me, "what's that noise?" I said "fifty shades of gray"
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Static One Liners
Which static one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with static? I can suggest the ones about instance and private.
- The electrons couldn't wait to become lightning When it happened, they were ex-static
- What do you call an electric car that isn't moving? Static
- The band Static X just designed a lawn mower Yeah... you push it.
- I think my white noise machine is broken... It keeps making static.
- Why did the scientist abandon making his electron radio? There was too much static.
- What's the similarity between the GOP and TV static? It's all just white noise.
- Broke up with my girlfriend because she stopped conducting electricity. She is Ex-Static.
- Static methods won't get this
- A static method won't get this
- Wanna measure the coefficient of static friction between us?
- What did the drunk Statics student say? Truss me, I'm an engineer.
- Did you hear that Wayne Static of Static-X died? Shocking.
Static Electricity Jokes
Here is a list of funny static electricity jokes and even better static electricity puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I finally managed to get rid of that n**... electrical charge I've been carrying. I'm ex-static!
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Static Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about static you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fixed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make static pranks.
Bad egg jokes I thought of
1) what do you call it when you see a pretty egg?
- Egg sighting
2) what do you call it when a really annoying egg is quiet?
- Egg silent
3) what do you call it when a really hyper egg holds still?
- Egg static
4) what do you call it when an egg wonders if there is a god?
- Egg nostic
A joke about eggs
An egg soldier is on a battlefield, trying to make contact with the egg commander.
"Sir, can you hear me?"
"Yes but there's a large amount of static on your end."
"Just as I thought."
"What do you mean, corporal?"
"Our communications have been scrambled."
A U-Boat is hit by a depth charge...
...the Kapitan gets to the radio and yells 'Commandant, Commandant!!! Ve are sinking.'
The radio is silent for a few seconds and finally the Kapitan hears a voice break through the static. 'Vhat are you sinking about?'
You browse the channels all night until you catch a glimpse of what you think is a n**... among the static.
You turn back to the channel in question to occasionally hear some grunting through the snow. You figure now is the best time if ever and for 30 minutes the picture finally comes in clear enough for you to discover that you have been spanking it to Mexican Wrestling.
