The Best 23 Static Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Static jokes. There are some static immobile jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these static audio puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Static Jokes and Puns

A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store.

They gave me another one free of charge.

What did little Johnny's mother do when she caught him zapping the other children with static electricity?

She grounded him.

The sweater my wife gave me for Xmas was picking up static electricity, so I went to the store to change it.

They gave me another one, free of charge.

Static joke, The sweater my wife gave me for Xmas was picking up static electricity, so I went to the store to ch

I bought a great new sweater but it kept zapping me due to static electricity!

I went back to the store and they gave me a new one free of charge.

What do you call an electric car that isn't moving?


Bad egg jokes I thought of

1) what do you call it when you see a pretty egg?
- Egg sighting

2) what do you call it when a really annoying egg is quiet?
- Egg silent

3) what do you call it when a really hyper egg holds still?
- Egg static

4) what do you call it when an egg wonders if there is a god?
- Egg nostic

Did you hear about the suspect who was released from jail after he touched grounded metal and received a static shock?

He was cleared of all charges.

Static joke, Did you hear about the suspect who was released from jail after he touched grounded metal and receiv

A joke about eggs

An egg soldier is on a battlefield, trying to make contact with the egg commander.

"Sir, can you hear me?"

"Yes but there's a large amount of static on your end."

"Just as I thought."

"What do you mean, corporal?"

"Our communications have been scrambled."

A U-Boat is hit by a depth charge...

...the Kapitan gets to the radio and yells 'Commandant, Commandant!!! Ve are sinking.'
The radio is silent for a few seconds and finally the Kapitan hears a voice break through the static. 'Vhat are you sinking about?'

I think my white noise machine is broken...

It keeps making static.

Before I met my girlfriend I was out of control. I was wild and always getting shocked by static electricity. But not anymore...

She really keeps me grounded.

You can explore static electricity reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean static fixed dad jokes. There are also static puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Why did the scientist abandon making his electron radio?

There was too much static.

You browse the channels all night until you catch a glimpse of what you think is a nipple among the static.

You turn back to the channel in question to occasionally hear some grunting through the snow. You figure now is the best time if ever and for 30 minutes the picture finally comes in clear enough for you to discover that you have been spanking it to Mexican Wrestling.

I turned on the TV, and it was static

My wife asked me, "what's that noise?" I said "fifty shades of gray"

Talking to the girlfriend

I was trying to talk to my girlfriend on a pair of walkie talkies the other day, but she just kept making static noises.

I think we're breaking up

What's the similarity between the GOP and TV static?

It's all just white noise.

Static joke, What's the similarity between the GOP and TV static?

Bad punz 1

Got electrocuted at work today.
Didn't think That would happen to me.
I was shocked.

I know you're trying not to laugh,
But give up.
Resistance is futile.

This post isn't going anywhere.
One could say it appears to be static.

It Has taken all my will power to type these.
I hate my current self.

Pls comment "NO PART 2 PLS GOD NO" so i can die a happy man.

Static methods won't get this

My love life is like static friction, not going anywhere.

Thought of this while studying for physics test.

With the likes of Game of Thrones and Westworld on HBO

There is going to be a generation of teens getting an erection just by listening to HBO's intro static.

I turn on the radio to a classical music station and the music was getting static

I was getting FeedBach.


After statics class today and one of my classmates asked if I was excited about today's lecture. I told him, I wasn't moved by it.

A static method won't get this

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