The Best 7 Static Electricity Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Static Electricity jokes. There are some static electricity jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these static electricity puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Static Electricity Jokes and Puns

A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store.

They gave me another one free of charge.

What did little Johnny's mother do when she caught him zapping the other children with static electricity?

She grounded him.

I bought a great new sweater but it kept zapping me due to static electricity!

I went back to the store and they gave me a new one free of charge.

What do you call an electric car that isn't moving?

Static

I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I've been carrying.

I'm ex-static!


Before I met my girlfriend I was out of control. I was wild and always getting shocked by static electricity. But not anymore...

She really keeps me grounded.

Broke up with my girlfriend because she stopped conducting electricity.

She is Ex-Static.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the static electricity jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working static electricity piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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